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Offline ACAMS

Tigger Weeds crashed
« on: November 28, 2009, 01:39:25 AM »
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20091128/ap_on_sp_go_ne/glf_woods_accident
 
Tiger Woods was injured early Friday when he lost control of his SUV outside his Florida mansion, and a local police chief said Woods' wife used a golf club to smash out the back window to help get him out.
 
HAHAHAHA.......they were fighting, and he was drunk!
She broke the window BEFORE he left!!!!!!!!!
Why would you break the BACK window of a BIG LONG Cadillac Escalade???
 
"He was mumbling, but didn't say anything coherent," Saylor said
 
BULLsh**!!!!
 
They don't need to cover it up....he should have been given a DWI just like WE would have gotten!!!
 
BULLsh**!!!
 
The accident came two days after the National Enquirer published a story alleging that Woods had been seeing a New York night club hostess, and that they recently were together in Melbourne, where Woods competed in the Australian Masters.
 
BULLsh**!!!
 
They were fighting, and he was drunk!

Offline JoeBlo

Tigger Weeds crashed
« Reply #1 on: November 28, 2009, 01:46:46 AM »
Quote from: ACAMS;81250
they recently were together in Melbourne, where Woods competed in the Australian Masters.


thank goodness he didn't destroy anything while he was over here lol

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Re: Tigger Weeds crashed
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Re: Tigger Weeds crashed
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Re: Tigger Weeds crashed
« Reply #4 on: December 04, 2009, 10:21:31 AM »
Jonzu is not amused...

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Re: Tigger Weeds crashed
« Reply #5 on: December 04, 2009, 10:21:00 PM »
Well I am
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Re: Tigger Weeds crashed
« Reply #6 on: December 05, 2009, 06:39:27 AM »
Best ever

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Re: Tigger Weeds crashed
« Reply #7 on: December 05, 2009, 06:42:08 AM »
I only just noticed the golf ball.  :rotflmao:
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Re: Tigger Weeds crashed
« Reply #8 on: December 05, 2009, 09:19:24 PM »
I would love to say at this point it was me.. but I got it from an email


ah hell Ill just claim it mine :P ALL MINE !

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Re: Tigger Weeds crashed
« Reply #9 on: December 06, 2009, 01:51:00 AM »
I live like 5 minutes from where Tiger lives, I could walk there if I wanted to. (I heard) It was at like 3 AM so I didn't see if there was a crowd or anything over there. Anyways, Tiger cheated on the girl and Tiger left 'cause she was chasing him with a golf club when she found out. That's why there were two random crashes going OUT. He says he likes to go to the gym to relieve stress which is bull sh**. Why would you go out when you have a mansion, which most likely has a gym in it?

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Re: Tigger Weeds crashed
« Reply #10 on: December 07, 2009, 06:28:49 PM »
HAHAHAHAHA

He has been caught with 10 women SO FAR...I will post the whole thing here so you don't have to suffer looking at the huge close up of the goofy lookin bastard
link just incase you think you can stomach it (http://entertainment.blogs.foxnews.com/2009/12/07/tiger-woods-linked-to-10-women-cori-rist-jamie-jungers/?test=faces )

Less than two weeks after Tiger Woods' Thanksgiving weekend car crash outside his home, 10 women have been alleged to have had affairs with the married golf legend.

Woods may be laying low – even skipping out on his own charity golf tournament this weekend – but it has not slowed the tarnishing of his once spotless public image, as bikini models, pancake house waitresses and reality show contestants come forward to reveal what they say are details of Woods' infidelities.

On Sunday, the New York Daily News outed who they say is one of Woods' former mistresses, 31-year-old divorced mom Cori Rist. According to the News, the two met at the New York club Butter last year.


Meanwhile, a 26-year-old former cocktail waitress from Orlando, Fla. has hired Florida lawyer Michael O’Quinn for representation. The woman was reportedly bragging about her alleged two-year affair with Woods before and during his marriage to Elin Nordengren. O’Quinn claims his still-unidentified client does not want to be named yet in light of her current “corporate job.”

Two more alleged mistresses have been fingered by the British press. The Sun reports one is a television broadcaster, and another is a mysterious “sex-addicted cougar.”

Meanwhile, the Daily News says that one positive female figure in Woods’ life could be talk-show queen Oprah Winfrey, who reportedly phoned the embattled star to offer him advice, and a chance to share his side of the story on her show.

Woods, 33, has apologized to his family, fans and colleagues for his “transgressions.”

Click here for all of FoxNews.com's coverage of the Tiger Woods scandal.

So, just to help you keep score, here is the "other woman" rundown to date.

TIGER’S RUMORED WOMEN:

1.)    Rachel Uchitel. The club hostess was the first of the women to be linked to Woods after the National Enquirer reported that she traveled to Australia to be with Woods during a golf tournament there. So far, she has denied the affair.

2.)    Jamie Grubbs. The 24-year-old reality show contestant  and cocktail waitress claims she carried on a 31-month-long affair with Woods until his crash last month. She offered a Woods voicemail to prove it.

3.)    Kalika Moquin. The 27-year-old club manager from Las Vegas is reported to have had a brief sexual relationship with Woods. She would neither confirm nor deny the report.

4.)    Cori Rist. The 31-year-old swimsuit model reportedly met Woods at a Manhattan club last year before they began a sexual relationship that led to Woods flying her out to various secret locations for hook-ups, and her introducing the golfer to her 7-year-old son.

5.)    Jamie Jungers. The 26-year-old, who sold her story to a British newspaper, is a former employee of Trashy Girls Lingerie. She said she met Woods in Las Vegas.

6.)    Mindy Lawton. The 33-year-old pancake house waitress from Orlando claims she was dumped by Woods in 2007. According to the Post, it was her affair with Woods that was caught on camera by the National Enquirer, when he was snapped dropping her off at her trailer park. The threatening news later led to a Woods Men’s Fitness cover in exchange for the magazine’s silence about the alleged affair, the New York Post reports.

7.)    Holly Sampson. The 36-year-old from Los Angeles is a former porn star, who has starred in such films as “OMG, Stop Tickling Me” and “Flying Solo 2.” According to the Sun, she has neither confirmed nor denied her affair with Woods.

8.)    Unidentified Alleged Mistress No. 8. A former cocktail waitress from Orlando, Fla. does want to reveal her identity yet, according to her attorney Michael O’Quinn. But this she has said: at the time the affair allegedly began, she was 20 years old and met Woods at the Roxy in Orlando, where she was a VIP server.

9.)    Unidentified Alleged Mistress No. 9 is reported to be a “sexy” British TV presenter who was single at the time, but is now married.

10.) Unidentified Alleged Mistress No. 10. is reported in a UK paper to be a “sex-addicted cougar.”

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Re: Tigger Weeds crashed
« Reply #11 on: December 07, 2009, 09:14:44 PM »
HAHAHAHAHA

He has been caught with 10 women SO FAR...I will post the whole thing here so you don't have to suffer

lol shall we set up some kind of counter ? I thought is was only at 5 ?

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Re: Tigger Weeds crashed
« Reply #12 on: December 07, 2009, 09:34:04 PM »
Actually, while clubbing him,... she was abusing her Woods.
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Re: Tigger Weeds crashed
« Reply #13 on: December 08, 2009, 07:56:51 AM »
In more ways than one
 
 
I am having more fun with this than I did with Bill Clinton dribling on his secretary.

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Re: Tigger Weeds crashed
« Reply #14 on: December 08, 2009, 08:03:56 AM »
I admit its funny to follow  :mrgreen:

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Re: Tigger Weeds crashed
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Offline JoeBlo

Re: Tigger Weeds crashed
« Reply #16 on: December 09, 2009, 09:02:36 AM »
those keeping score at home Tiger has hit 11  :mrgreen:

http://www.canada.com/entertainment/Claim+Rachel+Uchitel+provided+women+Tiger+Woods+romps/2315336/story.html

witness at the accident is now claiming alcohol was present too

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Re: Tigger Weeds crashed
« Reply #17 on: December 09, 2009, 09:12:25 AM »
Alcohol and drugs

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Re: Tigger Weeds crashed
« Reply #18 on: December 09, 2009, 09:20:44 AM »
Mad is doing it right.

*Adult joke*

It's no surprise he's called Woods :P

Offline JoeBlo

Re: Tigger Weeds crashed
« Reply #19 on: December 09, 2009, 09:38:24 AM »
hehe number 12 relieved

place your bets on how high it will go  :mrgreen: