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Off-Topic => Chatterbox => Topic started by: ACAMS on November 28, 2009, 01:39:25 AM
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http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20091128/ap_on_sp_go_ne/glf_woods_accident
Tiger Woods was injured early Friday when he lost control of his SUV outside his Florida mansion, and a local police chief said Woods' wife used a golf club to smash out the back window to help get him out.
HAHAHAHA.......they were fighting, and he was drunk!
She broke the window BEFORE he left!!!!!!!!!
Why would you break the BACK window of a BIG LONG Cadillac Escalade???
"He was mumbling, but didn't say anything coherent," Saylor said
BULLsh**!!!!
They don't need to cover it up....he should have been given a DWI just like WE would have gotten!!!
BULLsh**!!!
The accident came two days after the National Enquirer published a story alleging that Woods had been seeing a New York night club hostess, and that they recently were together in Melbourne, where Woods competed in the Australian Masters.
BULLsh**!!!
They were fighting, and he was drunk!
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they recently were together in Melbourne, where Woods competed in the Australian Masters.
thank goodness he didn't destroy anything while he was over here lol
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA..............I was right!
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20091203/ap_on_sp_go_ne/glf_tiger_woods
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Jonzu is not amused...
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Well I am
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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Best ever
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I only just noticed the golf ball. :rotflmao:
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I would love to say at this point it was me.. but I got it from an email
ah hell Ill just claim it mine :P ALL MINE !
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I live like 5 minutes from where Tiger lives, I could walk there if I wanted to. (I heard) It was at like 3 AM so I didn't see if there was a crowd or anything over there. Anyways, Tiger cheated on the girl and Tiger left 'cause she was chasing him with a golf club when she found out. That's why there were two random crashes going OUT. He says he likes to go to the gym to relieve stress which is bull sh**. Why would you go out when you have a mansion, which most likely has a gym in it?
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HAHAHAHAHA
He has been caught with 10 women SO FAR...I will post the whole thing here so you don't have to suffer looking at the huge close up of the goofy lookin bastard
link just incase you think you can stomach it (http://entertainment.blogs.foxnews.com/2009/12/07/tiger-woods-linked-to-10-women-cori-rist-jamie-jungers/?test=faces (http://entertainment.blogs.foxnews.com/2009/12/07/tiger-woods-linked-to-10-women-cori-rist-jamie-jungers/?test=faces) )
Less than two weeks after Tiger Woods' Thanksgiving weekend car crash outside his home, 10 women have been alleged to have had affairs with the married golf legend.
Woods may be laying low – even skipping out on his own charity golf tournament this weekend – but it has not slowed the tarnishing of his once spotless public image, as bikini models, pancake house waitresses and reality show contestants come forward to reveal what they say are details of Woods' infidelities.
On Sunday, the New York Daily News outed who they say is one of Woods' former mistresses, 31-year-old divorced mom Cori Rist. According to the News, the two met at the New York club Butter last year.
Meanwhile, a 26-year-old former cocktail waitress from Orlando, Fla. has hired Florida lawyer Michael O’Quinn for representation. The woman was reportedly bragging about her alleged two-year affair with Woods before and during his marriage to Elin Nordengren. O’Quinn claims his still-unidentified client does not want to be named yet in light of her current “corporate job.”
Two more alleged mistresses have been fingered by the British press. The Sun reports one is a television broadcaster, and another is a mysterious “sex-addicted cougar.”
Meanwhile, the Daily News says that one positive female figure in Woods’ life could be talk-show queen Oprah Winfrey, who reportedly phoned the embattled star to offer him advice, and a chance to share his side of the story on her show.
Woods, 33, has apologized to his family, fans and colleagues for his “transgressions.”
Click here for all of FoxNews.com's coverage of the Tiger Woods scandal.
So, just to help you keep score, here is the "other woman" rundown to date.
TIGER’S RUMORED WOMEN:
1.) Rachel Uchitel. The club hostess was the first of the women to be linked to Woods after the National Enquirer reported that she traveled to Australia to be with Woods during a golf tournament there. So far, she has denied the affair.
2.) Jamie Grubbs. The 24-year-old reality show contestant and cocktail waitress claims she carried on a 31-month-long affair with Woods until his crash last month. She offered a Woods voicemail to prove it.
3.) Kalika Moquin. The 27-year-old club manager from Las Vegas is reported to have had a brief sexual relationship with Woods. She would neither confirm nor deny the report.
4.) Cori Rist. The 31-year-old swimsuit model reportedly met Woods at a Manhattan club last year before they began a sexual relationship that led to Woods flying her out to various secret locations for hook-ups, and her introducing the golfer to her 7-year-old son.
5.) Jamie Jungers. The 26-year-old, who sold her story to a British newspaper, is a former employee of Trashy Girls Lingerie. She said she met Woods in Las Vegas.
6.) Mindy Lawton. The 33-year-old pancake house waitress from Orlando claims she was dumped by Woods in 2007. According to the Post, it was her affair with Woods that was caught on camera by the National Enquirer, when he was snapped dropping her off at her trailer park. The threatening news later led to a Woods Men’s Fitness cover in exchange for the magazine’s silence about the alleged affair, the New York Post reports.
7.) Holly Sampson. The 36-year-old from Los Angeles is a former porn star, who has starred in such films as “OMG, Stop Tickling Me” and “Flying Solo 2.” According to the Sun, she has neither confirmed nor denied her affair with Woods.
8.) Unidentified Alleged Mistress No. 8. A former cocktail waitress from Orlando, Fla. does want to reveal her identity yet, according to her attorney Michael O’Quinn. But this she has said: at the time the affair allegedly began, she was 20 years old and met Woods at the Roxy in Orlando, where she was a VIP server.
9.) Unidentified Alleged Mistress No. 9 is reported to be a “sexy” British TV presenter who was single at the time, but is now married.
10.) Unidentified Alleged Mistress No. 10. is reported in a UK paper to be a “sex-addicted cougar.”
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HAHAHAHAHA
He has been caught with 10 women SO FAR...I will post the whole thing here so you don't have to suffer
lol shall we set up some kind of counter ? I thought is was only at 5 ?
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Actually, while clubbing him,... she was abusing her Woods.
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In more ways than one
I am having more fun with this than I did with Bill Clinton dribling on his secretary.
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I admit its funny to follow :mrgreen:
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Buick dropped him not long ago.....now Gatorade
http://entertainment.blogs.foxnews.com/2009/12/08/gatorade-terminates-partnership-with-tiger-woods/
NIKE is next!
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those keeping score at home Tiger has hit 11 :mrgreen:
http://www.canada.com/entertainment/Claim+Rachel+Uchitel+provided+women+Tiger+Woods+romps/2315336/story.html (http://www.canada.com/entertainment/Claim+Rachel+Uchitel+provided+women+Tiger+Woods+romps/2315336/story.html)
witness at the accident is now claiming alcohol was present too
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Alcohol and drugs
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Mad is doing it right.
*Adult joke*
It's no surprise he's called Woods :P
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hehe number 12 relieved
place your bets on how high it will go :mrgreen:
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I also had sex with him.
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haha awesome
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Tiger has a new movie coming out. It's called Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant
What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger Woods can drive a golf ball more than 200 metres.
Did you hear Tiger changed his name to Cheetah?
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Bahaha!
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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?
Santa Claus only has 3 Ho's.
Tiger has changed golf’s elusive prize from a hole-in-one to more-than-one-hole !
when asked how the recent car accident/beat down had affected his playing ability, tiger said, "well, my long game is still pretty good. i just need to focus on getting my putz down."
What's the difference between Tiger and his Sponsers ?
They're smart enough to Know When it's time to
Pull Out !
I heard Tiger Woods was looking for a support group.
But he couldn’t find one for men “who cheat on their hot blonde Swedish wives.”
What is Tiger Wood’s wife doing at 2 AM? Clubbin…
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What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger Woods can drive a golf ball more than 200 metres.
I loved that one lol, they are all pretty funny though
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Lots of empty space in that chassis Eeer, i mean, why is your post so long ?
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Nary I hate your new avy.
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I am going to re-draw it anyways... because it's not a true fsjal.
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CAUTION!
tigger weeds having sex.......do not click unless you are old enough to watch
http://www.break.com/index/leaked-tiger-woods-mistress-sex-tape.html (http://www.break.com/index/leaked-tiger-woods-mistress-sex-tape.html)
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Is that Gametechmods's first porn thread ?
Well ACAMS has a naked chick skin on one of his bots so IDK... hopefully it's not showcased XD
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Well he quit golf!
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20091212/ap_on_sp_go_ne/glf_tiger_woods (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20091212/ap_on_sp_go_ne/glf_tiger_woods)
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CAUTION!
tigger weeds having sex.......do not click unless you are old enough to watch
http://www.break.com/index/leaked-tiger-woods-mistress-sex-tape.html (http://www.break.com/index/leaked-tiger-woods-mistress-sex-tape.html)
i am 12 what is this?
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It is really not that bad.....no nudity, and it is not even tigger.
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he said he will return to the sport again though.... how else will he recover is money losses ?.. apart from the obvious suggestion :P
number 13 has come forward now :P
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#14 .......4 more and he will have played a full round of 18 holes!
(http://www.foxnews.com/ucat/images/251734_tiger90.gif)
http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2009/12/15/tiger-woods-latest-mistress-theresa-rogers/
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lol it just doesn't stop
she was annoyed at him to the point of chasing him down the driveway with a club for finding out about 1.. now its 14 :P
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does the hole in his windshield count towards the 18 holes of drama-golf?
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Now he has flipped out.
http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2009/12/18/report-tiger-woods-passes-time-cartoons-night-golf/?test=faces (http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2009/12/18/report-tiger-woods-passes-time-cartoons-night-golf/?test=faces)
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Couldn't resist. XD
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http://www.rebelsport.com.au/ecom/rebel/product_detail.aspx?id=31474&cat=306 (http://www.rebelsport.com.au/ecom/rebel/product_detail.aspx?id=31474&cat=306)
I was expecting a mistress to be included in the Tiger Woods Gift Pack XD
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Pwnator! You are killing me with those jokes!! :mrgreen:
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you said earlier in this thread you were not amused when I posted my image joke ?
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you said earlier in this thread you were not amused when I posted my image joke ?
LOL that just sounded like myself :P
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Well that wasn't funny but Pwnators joke was!
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LOL that just sounded like myself :P
:O if I get bitten by you do I gain your superpowers ?
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I already said i was not attracted to you in such a way !
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umm ok ? I didn't mention attracted this time :P
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BUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMP!
just caught the news headlines on TV
"Tiger Woods reported to need emergency dental work and plastic surgery after he got clubbed"
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HAHAHAHA....
I think she should get a mulligan......maybe she can do better next shot!
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2787623/Tiger-Woods-wife-allegedly-hit-him-in-face-with-golf-club.html (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2787623/Tiger-Woods-wife-allegedly-hit-him-in-face-with-golf-club.html)
If she gets a mulligan, maybe she will use a driver!
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POOR tigger.....AT&T don't reach out and touch him any more
(http://www.foxnews.com/static/managed/img/Entertainment/TigerSad_monster_397x224.jpg)
http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2009/12/31/att-drops-tiger-woods-sponsorship-agreement/ (http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2009/12/31/att-drops-tiger-woods-sponsorship-agreement/)
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Poor Tigger....now he can't play golf!
Woods was 20 shots behind and in 78th place in the 80-man field. He has never been worse than a tie for 71st through 54 holes since turning pro.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100807/ap_on_sp_go_ne/glf_bridgestone_woods (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100807/ap_on_sp_go_ne/glf_bridgestone_woods)
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What's up with all the trash talking him? I didn't see any "Jessy-Pot-head-James cheated" threads.
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What's up with all the trash talking him? I didn't see any "Jessy Jesse-Pot-head-James cheated" threads.
I damn sure would have......I never did like Jesse-Pot-head-James, he is a cocky bastard.
I was too busy at the time......WHERE WERE YOU????....Why don't you post good stuff instead of stupid sh**?
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What's up with all the trash talking him? I didn't see any "Jessy Jesse-Pot-head-James cheated" threads.
I damn sure would have......I never did like Jesse-Pot-head-James, he is a cocky bastard.
I was too busy at the time......WHERE WERE YOU????....Why don't you post good stuff instead of stupid sh**?
Quoted for truth :approve:
If I ever meet you in real life, have a Tommygun Vodka on me :mrgreen:
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What's up with all the trash talking him? I didn't see any "Jessy Jesse-Pot-head-James cheated" threads.
I damn sure would have......I never did like Jesse-Pot-head-James, he is a cocky bastard.
I was too busy at the time......WHERE WERE YOU????....Why don't you post good stuff instead of stupid sh**?
So I guess my showcase, Site threa, robotics thread, tourny thread, and all the other quality threads were sh**?
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He's probably referring to all those failed attempts at threadgames and "Mindfricks" and the like.
Isn't it past your bedtime, anyway?
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What's up with all the trash talking him? I didn't see any "Jessy-Pot-head-James cheated" threads.
Tigger Weeds was once a respected athlete. Jesse-Pot-Head-James was never respected by anyone ever. And has he even worked since Monster Garage?
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Oh yes, he's worked alot of things ;)
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LOL....
His last tournament - one he had won seven times previously - was the worst outing of his career. He only beat one golfer in a field of 78 - and that's because that guy was fighting a flu.
http://www.foxnews.com/slideshow/entertainment/2009/07/16/far-theyve-fallen#slide=3 (http://www.foxnews.com/slideshow/entertainment/2009/07/16/far-theyve-fallen#slide=3)
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HAHAHAHA ...... he wants some more of that white girl booger real bad!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2263497/Tiger-Woods-tries-win-ex-wife-Elin-200-million-deal-says-yes--claims-new-report.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2263497/Tiger-Woods-tries-win-ex-wife-Elin-200-million-deal-says-yes--claims-new-report.html)