Farewell, Useless.
making 1000s of "I`m leaving" or "I`m leaving now" or "I`m leaving honestly" or "I`m leaving in 10... 9... 8..."
So he's obviously not pulling a Sparkey then, is he?
In my mind, if someone was able to encourage you to stay, you were not really going to leave in the first place. That is why I think anyone who posts those "I will leave unless told to stay" really aren't planning to leave anyways.