Author Topic: there is lots of hope for pie! (Read 12331 times)

Enigm@ · « **Reply #80 on:** October 25, 2010, 05:26:59 PM »

I've had girlfriends before, but the relationship is short because they never make me a sammitch and then...stuff happens and I get charged with assualt.

Hydro · « **Reply #81 on:** October 25, 2010, 05:27:38 PM »

J24 · « **Reply #82 on:** October 25, 2010, 05:28:03 PM »

Well at least you had the courage to tell her you have a crush on her jonzu
I'm still wondering how to tell my crush i love her

Hydro · « **Reply #83 on:** October 25, 2010, 05:28:44 PM »

Do it blatantly. That is what I would do.

Enigm@ · « **Reply #84 on:** October 25, 2010, 05:28:54 PM »

Quote from: J24 on October 25, 2010, 05:28:03 PM

Well at least you had the courage to tell her you have a crush on her jonzu
I'm still wondering how to tell my crush i love her

Tell her to make you a sammitch.

GoldenFox93 · « **Reply #85 on:** October 25, 2010, 05:29:14 PM »

Quote from: J24 on October 25, 2010, 05:28:03 PM

Well at least you had the courage to tell her you have a crush on her jonzu
I'm still wondering how to tell my crush i love her

And I'm 17, yet still plucking up the courage to ask a girl I like out.

Hydro · « **Reply #86 on:** October 25, 2010, 05:30:51 PM »

I don't have that luxury. All the females here are annoying and I would rather meet this one I found over Steam. Thing is she lives over 6,000 miles away.

Enigm@ · « **Reply #87 on:** October 25, 2010, 05:31:05 PM »

No, in reality I'm an all around nice guy with women. Just an asshole to everyone else. :P

J24 · « **Reply #88 on:** October 25, 2010, 05:32:00 PM »

Quote from: GoldenFox93 on October 25, 2010, 05:29:14 PM

Quote from: J24 on October 25, 2010, 05:28:03 PM
Well at least you had the courage to tell her you have a crush on her jonzu
I'm still wondering how to tell my crush i love her
And I'm 17, yet still plucking up the courage to ask a girl I like out.

Cue scrap with his salty dog phrase

Scorpion · « **Reply #89 on:** October 25, 2010, 05:33:04 PM »

Quote from: Hydro on October 25, 2010, 05:30:51 PM

I don't have that luxury. All the females here are annoying and I would rather meet this one I would over Steam. Thing is she lives over 6,000 miles away.

Russian babes are hawt!

Also, if you guys wanna ask a girl out, do what I do, tell it to her face while stripping, they fall for you everytime...

Enigm@ · « **Reply #90 on:** October 25, 2010, 05:33:41 PM »

Quote from: Scorpion on October 25, 2010, 05:33:04 PM

Quote from: Hydro on October 25, 2010, 05:30:51 PM
I don't have that luxury. All the females here are annoying and I would rather meet this one I would over Steam. Thing is she lives over 6,000 miles away.
Russian babes are hawt!

Also, if you guys wanna ask a girl out, do what I do, tell it to her face while stripping, they fall for you everytime...

Lulz.

Hydro · « **Reply #91 on:** October 25, 2010, 05:42:18 PM »

She ain't Russian. She's half Japanese and half white and lives in Canada. And she's a bisexual furry.

Scorpion · « **Reply #92 on:** October 25, 2010, 05:45:27 PM »

Quote from: Hydro on October 25, 2010, 05:42:18 PM

She ain't Russian. She's half Japanese and half white and lives in Canada. And she's a bisexual furry.

Weeeelllll, you could always run over there.

run run run run run

Hydro · « **Reply #93 on:** October 25, 2010, 05:47:17 PM »

I haven't the time nor patience for running across an entire continent.

Someday I might meet her. Giant Dreadnought Gaming LAN party, etc.

S.T.C. · « **Reply #94 on:** October 25, 2010, 06:08:15 PM »

Quote from: J24 on October 25, 2010, 05:28:03 PM

Well at least you had the courage to tell her you have a crush on her jonzu
I'm still wondering how to tell my crush i love her

Good luck with that, try not to take long or well..just take my word for it =P
AAAAAAAAAAANYWAAAAAAAAAAAAAYS...
I lost my train of thought...
*slowly walks away*

Noodle · « **Reply #95 on:** October 25, 2010, 06:32:50 PM »

The only girl I've come to know on the internet is her:

Do not want.

Also, you may already know her as the whale. :V

kill343gs · « **Reply #96 on:** October 25, 2010, 08:00:17 PM »

I just want to note that until this thread, Jonzu hadn't even mentioned Dawn for quite a long time; at least I haven't seen it.

Love is a confusing emotion, especially for somebody your age Jonzu. The fact that you've had two real girlfriends puts you ahead of half of the other people on the internet anyways, so don't take anything people say to heart.

Also, let this be a lesson to people to refrain from judging a situation before you know the entire story.

123savethewhales · « **Reply #97 on:** October 25, 2010, 11:07:41 PM »

Quote from: Noodle on October 25, 2010, 06:32:50 PM

Also, you may already know her as the whale. :V

Hey I ain't savin' that........

Clickbeetle · « **Reply #98 on:** October 25, 2010, 11:17:44 PM »

Quote from: powerrave on October 25, 2010, 03:03:19 PM

http://failblog.org/2009/12/02/mom-and-dad-must-be-so-proud/

if he can do it, jonzu will also be able to live a happy life!

Quote from: Failblog comments

This is not real. This has been confirmed by Japanese media to be a publicity stunt set up by Konami to promote the companyâ€™s line of life-like simulation games.

No citation given, but I'm inclined to believe this because I can't imagine anyone issuing a marriage certificate for this. Surely society's standards haven't slid THAT far down.
Also,

Quote from: kill343gs on October 25, 2010, 08:00:17 PM

Love is a confusing emotion, especially for somebody your age Jonzu. The fact that you've had two real girlfriends puts you ahead of half of the other people on the internet anyways, so don't take anything people say to heart.

I must disagree on two points. Love is not an emotion, it's an action. Do you think anyone cares how you feel about them? No, they care whether or not you do anything nice for them, not necessarily with any benefit to yourself. The emotions that are too frequently misidentified as love are merely common, basic animal reproduction instincts and mean absolutely nothing.
Secondly, having two girlfriends doesn't put him "ahead" of anybody. Love isn't a contest to see who can collect the most girlfriends like Pokemon or something. I know some people treat it that way but those people are stupid. It's much better to have one lasting relationship than over 9000 mediocre ones that end quickly.
Lesson from all that for Jonzu: don't seek out a girlfriend just for the sake of having a girlfriend. You'll only find more heartbreak that way. Seek out friendships first and see if anything more develops from that. If you're not compatible as friends, you will certainly not be compatible as a couple.
Me? I've never had a girlfriend. I came sorta kinda close once but not really. And guess what? I'm OK with it. Just take it easy.

Jonzu95 · « **Reply #99 on:** October 26, 2010, 12:39:44 AM »

Could we stop now... I don't want to talk about of this anymore...