The most memorable and funniest quotes thread.

[G.K.]

HAIL COMMA!

HAIL APOSTROPHE

In a world of Commas, one character shall rise...

,,,,,,;,,,,,

Semicolon: The Movie.

Coming soon...

[JoeBlo]

that was really great ^^ :P

[G.K.]

Like this?
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[Bubbleman]

why do we need zoos? well, blahblahblahdronedronedrone.....
(5 minutes later) did you know that there are enrichment activities in zoos as well as in foundation phase (nursery and reception)?(other teacher) are there any similarities between a child aged 4 or 5 and an animal?(my teacher again) well, yes, quite a few actually...bear in mind that if you quote me i'll deny it!

it seemed funny in school, most people laughed...

[Scourge of teh Galaxy]

Crouching Eggnog Hidden Pastry ~Some RMRK dude

Why is it that humans fail so hard? ~Fade Strike, Trail of The Survivor (He's a Drekzs, that's his defence)


Oh. My. God. It's... It's... JAPANESE HITLER!!!! ~James Racer, Naruto Abridged

[G.K.]

Easy on the flaming here, boys. Ok, I will confess that I reported all you guys to LRA2,... What he decides is his business. If he bothers to deal with you guys, then watch out. 
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Disclaimer:  I am not involved. I only report things and then innocently sit back and watch what happens.
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Oh and:

there is 3 main strategy\'s to teams

Simple method - throw in 2 random bots and hope for the best

Average method - build 2 robots that compliment each other and work well as a team

SC, ACAMS method - have the two robots practically dismantle the other in an attempt to absolutely destroy the opponent :P

[G.K.]

Just browsin', found this:

BECAUSE I WILL COME FOR YOUR SOUL

and this:

Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows, everything that's wonderful is what I feel when we're together, brighter than a lucky penny, when you're near the rain cloud disappears

and this:

this is just a thread I started for you to post you're thoughts on backyard ripper
 
 
 
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and is it just me, or does everytime you beat him in the tourniments, the game crashes?

and this:

Oops. Glad I'm getting Glasses tomorrow.

So are we...

[Pwnator]

@Pwn:Yes, that was one of my man worries. I might get 60000/70000/80000 efficiency.

@Mike: OK, i will check for bugs in the next version before releasing. But what do you call "corrupted" ? Doesn't works in the game   ?

[Naryar]

Stupid typo

[kill343gs]

Naryar has a dude problem.

[G.K.]

Just looking over SoTG's thread. There's lots of stuff there:

Me is a primate. OMG Primate begins with P!!!one!!!!eleven!!!!!!Sixty-Two?!!!!!

Who isn't a psychopath here? We all play a years-old pc game about what could be called a 'fad' that kinda died out a few years ago :P

O.k. I just read all four pages of this thread... Now, mind you, I have not been drinking today... but are there a bunch of posts missing from it?  It is hilariously all over the place like a ping-pong ball in a mousetrap factory.

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN GIRLS JOIN FORUMS

WELSH PEOPLE DIE.

OK Fine!(Haha G.K.) I'll be quiet for now whilst you eat G.K.'s brains,

BAN THE EVIL WITCH
BAN THE EVIL WITCH
BAN THE EVIL WITCH

Ok great. Now I know that, I can't stop reading any post from you in a Scottish accent.

I bought a new stick of deodorant thinking my current one was almost out. That was a month ago, and I put the stuff on daily. Hurry up and run out all ready!

OMG!!!!!!
*runs around like a madman*

FASTER!

*runs around like a madder madman*

This thread is STILL going???


I think I've discovered a new law of the internet.  I shall call it Clickbeetle's Law of Gender-Dependent Thread Life.


L = Lb * m / f


for f > 0 and m > 0, where L = Gender-Dependent Thread Life, Lb = base Thread Life in a gender-neutral environment, m = percentage of posters that are male, and f = percentage of posters that are female.


Clearly with very many male posters and a very small percentage of females, the thread life increases exponentially and approaches infinity.  Whereas if a small number of males post in a predominantly female thread, thread life plummets.  And in a gender-neutral 50/50 environment, nobody cares and thread life is equal to the base thread life.

Warning - while you were typing OVER NINE THOUSAND new replys has been posted. You may wish to review your post.
 
Fellow Scot here. I like you, you waste my time.
 
I like that.

[Squirrel_Monkey]

.....Ubsessed with combat robots and robotics...(I) have the language/reading skills of a 15 year old.....

[Naryar]

...(I) have the language/reading skills of a 15 year old.....

HAHAHAHA

[Squirrel_Monkey]

Fixed.

[Scourge of teh Galaxy]

@Jonzu - Stop flirting. Now. Go back to Dawn. We leave the flirting on these forums to Joe and Nary :P

But p- *cough*

I THOUGHT SO :D

I guessed from how 'flirting won't work' and strong and kind... Power is strong and Raves are Kind of cool ;D :P

I'll pass. I dun know him that much.

But p- *cough*

P is for, pwnator, picnicattack, pysclone or [powerrave]

Hehehehehehehe...

I make people choke in RPs with shopbought lasagne... I am The Insanity Factor... I am indeed a psychopath myself ^^

And I download music from YouTube for a living and play chess with living humans as pieces...

THREE SCOTS ON ONE FORUM!? *melts*

That sounds kinda like a cult...

This made me LOL
Mainly because I read 'cunt' the first time.

0_0

Its too late...WHY SOTG WHY

For your own sake LDl, go find a leprechaun monster truck named paddy.

*bawls harder*

I'VE BEEN FORUMITE FOR NEARLY NINE YEARS!!!!!


...have I been killing Welsh people all that time?

Join the dark side. We have powah XD

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Glad we have old vets returning
 
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Link? :P

no, just Zelda. but here: http://talesofwar.forumotion.net/forum.htm
it is also set as my website on my profile and on SOTG's profile.

[G.K.]

eh?

The most awesome way to get rid of a troublemaker simply involves you scoring a headshot with a piece of chalk.

[Naryar]

@GK: Yes, i was trying to be funny on this one.

@SOTG: I like Scrap's pic as well... But you should play the game and showcase things :P

[Sparkey98]

...(I) have the language/reading skills of a 15 year old.....

HAHAHAHA

I have proof strait from my school, I will upload it. Just becasue I make spelling errors dos'nt mean anything. I still have good understanding

[frezal]

I have proof[,] strai[gh]t from my school[.] I will upload it. Just becasue I make spelling errors[,] [that] dos'nt [doesn't] mean anything. I still have good understanding[.]

What is this proof, a report card? I'm not interested in seeing how lenient of graders your teachers are. If you would really like to prove your English skills are as good as you say, post an essay of yours. Alternatively, you could start putting forth some effort in your posts.

[inplabth]

That I'd like to see.