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Re: The most memorable and funniest quotes thread.
« Reply #60 on: January 31, 2010, 07:56:25 AM »
Quote from: Lots of names
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Re: The most memorable and funniest quotes thread.
« Reply #61 on: January 31, 2010, 11:09:59 PM »
I can't believe no one has dug this one up yet.  The ORIGINAL...




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Re: The most memorable and funniest quotes thread.
« Reply #62 on: February 01, 2010, 03:06:36 AM »
:O

After thoroughly humbling Cardiac Arrest, Mace in da face, and PitA 8, the aptly-named Insult to Injury is quickly gaining notoriety as an unpredictable dark horse.  But now the dark horse is coming up against another kind of horse--a Trojan Horse.  (Isn't horse fighting illegal or something?)
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Re: The most memorable and funniest quotes thread.
« Reply #63 on: February 01, 2010, 01:19:26 PM »
Clickbeetle and Sage just won this topic. Sage for saying the original quote, and Click for digging it up.


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Re: The most memorable and funniest quotes thread.
« Reply #64 on: February 01, 2010, 02:00:54 PM »
You are all n00bs!.....I have underwear older than most of you! (not lying)
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Re: The most memorable and funniest quotes thread.
« Reply #65 on: February 01, 2010, 03:32:35 PM »
I can't believe no one has dug this one up yet.  The ORIGINAL...




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Woah, that was almost a year ago...

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Re: The most memorable and funniest quotes thread.
« Reply #66 on: February 02, 2010, 01:24:34 PM »
You must be the unluckiest person ever to play RA2.

G.K. about me while talking about tournaments. :P

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Re: The most memorable and funniest quotes thread.
« Reply #67 on: February 04, 2010, 12:05:19 PM »
quote author=JoeBlo link[=topic=2523.msg68504#msg68504 date=1253963471]
this is a picture of me from my last holiday



In my free time I like to play games :-D
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Re: The most memorable and funniest quotes thread.
« Reply #68 on: February 04, 2010, 12:07:03 PM »
*facepalm*

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My above post explains everything about everything.

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Re: The most memorable and funniest quotes thread.
« Reply #70 on: February 10, 2010, 09:11:23 PM »
here are some of my bots

*Crappy bot*

this is AxeBot

This started the flaming debacle that was...

LRA2s. ORIGINAL. STOCK. SHOWCASE

dun-dun-daaaaaa
I built that big robot on that TV show that time


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My above post explains everything about everything.

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RA2 Team Championships 1 & 2: Champion (High Speed Train & Upthrust - as part of Naryar's Not Quite Evil Council of Doom)

Runner Up in: The Amazing Rage (Team Fedex), R0B0NOVA (Zaphod Stock), Steel Warzone (Inception of Instability), Box of Nightmares (Gicquel), Wheely Tag (Minifridge the Second)

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Re: The most memorable and funniest quotes thread.
« Reply #73 on: February 13, 2010, 02:03:51 PM »
QFT ^_^

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Re: The most memorable and funniest quotes thread.
« Reply #74 on: February 13, 2010, 07:43:55 PM »
Heh, Dawnbusters! Might be a good business opportunity.

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Who you gonna call?
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If it likes Jonzu, and it's a cartoon,
Who you gonna call?
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Re: The most memorable and funniest quotes thread.
« Reply #75 on: February 14, 2010, 03:27:47 AM »
I can't believe someone wasted their time writing this:

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ACAMS is an Al Qaeda operative living in the United States using his status as a "Texan" and hater of all those "foreign" as a cover for his operations. His original mission was to become friends with the leaders in the Bush administration in time to place himself in a position of power at the beginning of the once inevitable third Bush term as president of the united states. The free worlds savior, Barack Hussein Obama thwarted these plans, stopping the Bush regime from gaining a third term and halting ACAMS plans from reaching fruition. His real name is Abdul Bin Crocker, he is the illegitimate offspring of Mr. Bin Ladens aunt and a butter churn.
My above post explains everything about everything.

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Re: The most memorable and funniest quotes thread.
« Reply #76 on: February 14, 2010, 05:28:14 AM »
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Re: The most memorable and funniest quotes thread.
« Reply #77 on: February 14, 2010, 08:08:33 AM »

You insulted my very first Bot Display (Borg Queen) way back when calling the bot overloaded (I took it in silence then) and you started this with you insulting me and multiple times tonight with your lie and your statement of dispising my work and my efforts to help the RA2 community then took outrage at my responding to your insults just like you used to do with your indignate responses when people responded to your attacks, insults and flames. There were reasons why people did not like you then, you caused it then and you caused it tonight.
 
Get overself and just apologize for your insulting me.
 
Starcore

 I'm sorry that you took personal offense to my opinions of your design(s) but not everybody loves certain robots; and there's a difference between someone lying and someone confusing details of the past.

I quote the readme in question from your 1.0 AI Pack:
Quote from: Starcore
* AU, SovereignII, RFS, and HackerX for their AI packs that made me want to do one too!

* Justin Bardin of Radio F Software for his useful AI tutorial

When that's the only written history I have to go by in terms of keeping track of who said what that pretty much sounds like I was a pretty integral part of your AI pack, not just with one mention in the readme file but two. I don't remember every single piece of correspondence I've ever had. I refuse to hold a conversation with someone who sticks their fingers in their ears and says "lalalalalalala" until he gets what he wants. You are blowing a misunderstanding out of proportion an I'm sorry for not having my facts straight - however I will not pet your ego and I will not apologize for something I haven't done that you accuse me of.

yea guys just be friends okay thatwas like six years ago

Exactly my point. Chill out.

Justin, you stated my packs, "exist solely because of specific modification works that myself and TheDisturbedOne did for RA2" which you know is a lie.
 
And you said "I despise the type of bot building he seeded and cultivated in this community" which is more than an opinion, they are fighting words.
 
I am not looking for anyone to pet my ego. You owe me an apology and I will not be satisified until you give a sincere one.
 
Starcore

yes children, the internets are serious business.

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Re: The most memorable and funniest quotes thread.
« Reply #79 on: February 14, 2010, 01:57:49 PM »
SM, Stag and I were chatting. Then this happened:

Quote from:  SM
I might enter a popup poopup

Quote from: Stag
Poopup?

Quote from: Me
It doesn't matter

Quote from: SM
it does

Quote from: Me
to SM

Quote from: SM
and to me

Quote from: SM
wait I am SM
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