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Re: The most memorable and funniest quotes thread.
« Reply #400 on: May 19, 2010, 11:49:19 AM »
Yea but its not really under my control :P
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Re: The most memorable and funniest quotes thread.
« Reply #401 on: May 21, 2010, 01:12:11 AM »
If i knew for a fact that it was going to Naryar after me... I would load it full of ballasts.


I'm just kidding. 

Or put wheels that dont reach the ground on the motor
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Re: The most memorable and funniest quotes thread.
« Reply #402 on: May 21, 2010, 07:50:45 AM »
I thought this one by PR was good:
 
i can poop parties =D
...

Reminds me of a joke I heard from a seminar speaker (you can guess what kind):
"I can poop a party and have a ball at the same time", bragged one dungbeetle to another.
 
 
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Re: The most memorable and funniest quotes thread.
« Reply #403 on: May 22, 2010, 10:42:50 AM »
Hitler wasn't the Dictator of Italy?

The Fairies under my bed were wrong! Wrong I say! O_o
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Re: The most memorable and funniest quotes thread.
« Reply #404 on: May 22, 2010, 01:30:37 PM »
Why do important things happen when I don't come online for a day?

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Re: The most memorable and funniest quotes thread.
« Reply #405 on: May 22, 2010, 01:34:16 PM »
something tells me when should rename this thread to "posts I found amusing in the last 60 minutes"

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Re: The most memorable and funniest quotes thread.
« Reply #406 on: May 22, 2010, 01:35:29 PM »
Something like that

Though I could put some good chats between me and some other people via MSN down...
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Re: The most memorable and funniest quotes thread.
« Reply #407 on: May 22, 2010, 01:38:03 PM »
I thought this was only on the website, though. =\

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Re: The most memorable and funniest quotes thread.
« Reply #408 on: May 22, 2010, 02:58:19 PM »
something tells me when should rename this thread to "posts I found amusing in the last 60 minutes"

GAH ! I was just going to rant and say something similar but you beat me to it !

Because as this thread gets longer, well... the proportion of uninteresting quotes over total quotes get larger...

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Re: The most memorable and funniest quotes thread.
« Reply #409 on: May 22, 2010, 04:06:38 PM »
Biohazard should join the circus if it's doing that.
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Re: The most memorable and funniest quotes thread.
« Reply #410 on: May 22, 2010, 05:12:26 PM »

Because as this thread gets longer, well... the proportion of uninteresting quotes over total quotes get larger...

Don't worry... In a while we will be quoting funniest quotes from the funniest quotes thread.

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Re: The most memorable and funniest quotes thread.
« Reply #411 on: May 22, 2010, 05:19:36 PM »
maybe that is something we SHOULD be worrying about.
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Re: The most memorable and funniest quotes thread.
« Reply #412 on: May 22, 2010, 05:22:03 PM »

Because as this thread gets longer, well... the proportion of uninteresting quotes over total quotes get larger...

Don't worry... In a while we will be quoting funniest quotes from the funniest quotes thread.

It's not in a while, it's right now.

Also before Pwn beats me to it


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Re: The most memorable and funniest quotes thread.
« Reply #413 on: May 23, 2010, 02:09:51 AM »
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ZOMG !11! System32 is a Madiaba clone !1!one!
He HAD to say that, or else I told him:
1. He would be 'banned for life', and not able to eat or drink for a year. =:eek:.
2. If he drove a car the cam lobes would wear off! =:Confused:
3. And we would make him 'System-64', install 'Vista' on him, and then give him over to ACAMS. =:dead:
 
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Re: The most memorable and funniest quotes thread.
« Reply #414 on: May 23, 2010, 03:27:09 AM »

Because as this thread gets longer, well... the proportion of uninteresting quotes over total quotes get larger...

Don't worry... In a while we will be quoting funniest quotes from the funniest quotes thread.

It's not in a while, it's right now.

Also before Pwn beats me to it


I'm quoting this becuz it's funneh
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Re: The most memorable and funniest quotes thread.
« Reply #416 on: May 23, 2010, 06:34:55 AM »
that was the best post I have seen all day

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Re: The most memorable and funniest quotes thread.
« Reply #417 on: May 23, 2010, 08:35:56 AM »
Leave it to Sparkey to spam an un-spamable thread.....


well, I ment fan built, SECOND GUESS

No idea, but it was probably moving before you were.
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Re: The most memorable and funniest quotes thread.
« Reply #418 on: May 24, 2010, 11:22:37 AM »
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Before you Attack the GMF

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Heh, I've used that guide for a long time now.

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Re: The most memorable and funniest quotes thread.
« Reply #419 on: May 24, 2010, 12:40:17 PM »
HAHAHA that was epic