Author Topic: Tha Truth! (Read 543 times)

ACAMS · « **on:** December 20, 2008, 07:27:07 PM »

98 % OF AMERICANS SAY " OH sh** " JUST BEFORE THEY SLIDE OFF A SLIPPERY ROAD INTO A DITCH

THE OTHER 2 % ARE FROM TEXAS AND SAY
HOLD MY BEER AND " WATCH THIS sh** "

Somebody · « **Reply #1 on:** December 20, 2008, 07:41:35 PM »

That actually seems believable. But probably more than 2% and in other states too.

Naryar · « **Reply #2 on:** December 20, 2008, 08:02:52 PM »

http://www.texassuicideprevention.org/

SpyGuy · « **Reply #3 on:** December 21, 2008, 03:08:13 PM »

The last words "Hey, y'all, watch this!" seems to be very common among Texan suicides .....

System32 · « **Reply #4 on:** December 21, 2008, 04:49:28 PM »

http://darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2007-13.html
http://darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin1997-06.html
http://darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin1999-59.html
And:
http://darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2007-13.html

ACAMS · « **Reply #5 on:** December 21, 2008, 06:27:28 PM »

I don't know how in hell you morons got suicide out of that, unless a little fun kills you whimps........BUT to me that would be like a merry-go-round ride and I do that one handed and not even slosh my beer!

Urjak · « **Reply #6 on:** December 21, 2008, 09:15:56 PM »

Wow, very true ACAMS.

SpyGuy · « **Reply #7 on:** December 22, 2008, 04:42:19 PM »

Truth: Don't NEVER make a Texan drop his beer, or even slosh a single drop out of the mug - you won't live to see the next morning.

System32 · « **Reply #8 on:** December 22, 2008, 05:08:51 PM »

Pretty hard considering that Texans are clumsy as hell.

Oh, I will say that to a Texan's face, because All Texans are just posers. Yeah, I went there, what you gonna do about it?

Somebody · « **Reply #9 on:** December 22, 2008, 06:20:52 PM »

Quote from: SpyGuy;25193

you won't be a member here long enough to see the next morning.

Bye bye.

System32 · « **Reply #10 on:** December 22, 2008, 06:52:55 PM »

It's all in a bit of fun.

Condor33 · « **Reply #11 on:** December 22, 2008, 07:10:23 PM »

Quote from: SpyGuy;25074

The last words "Hey, y'all, watch this!" seems to be very common among Texan suicides .....

Actually, according to CarTalk, "Hey, watch this!" is actually the most common phrase said just before someone gets killed.