Author Topic: Steam Chat (Read 3278 times)

Hydro · « **Reply #40 on:** August 27, 2010, 04:18:32 PM »

2:13 PM - {DNG}Hydro slides his knife across his throat
2:13 PM - {DNG}Hydro: Ooh, tingly
2:13 PM - Seany-kizzle: O_O
2:14 PM - {DNG}Hydro: What? This knife is dull
2:14 PM - {DNG}Hydro: I tested it on my hand

Hydro · « **Reply #41 on:** August 28, 2010, 10:47:55 PM »

CALAMITY AVOIDED

Never tell your password to anyone.
Saturday, August 28, 2010
6:59 PM - Tame,Majestic,Dark Wolf licks hydro
7:00 PM - {DNG}Hydro doesn't know whether to be greatful or scared
7:00 PM - Tame,Majestic,Dark Wolf rubs up against him
7:00 PM - {DNG}Hydro starts feeling uncomfortable
7:04 PM - Tame,Majestic,Dark Wolf licks his legs
7:04 PM - {DNG}Hydro tries to slit his own throat
7:05 PM - Tame,Majestic,Dark Wolf bites the knife out of his hand or any dangerous objects
7:10 PM - Tame,Majestic,Dark Wolf throws the knife out and sits next to him
7:10 PM - {DNG}Hydro attempts to run away
7:11 PM - Tame,Majestic,Dark Wolf stops him
7:11 PM - Tame,Majestic,Dark Wolf pulls him back
7:21 PM - {DNG}Hydro: Oh dear
7:21 PM - {DNG}Hydro tries to run away again
7:22 PM - Tame,Majestic,Dark Wolf grabs him and straps him in a chair
7:31 PM - {DNG}Hydro squirms and tries to get free
7:33 PM - Tame,Majestic,Dark Wolf pulls at his pants
7:37 PM - {DNG}Hydro yells for help
7:40 PM - Tame,Majestic,Dark Wolf keeps tugging them down >:)
7:45 PM - {DNG}Hydro tries to break the straps
7:45 PM - Tame,Majestic,Dark Wolf tugs on them harder till they rip in half and tugs on the straps
7:47 PM - {DNG}Hydro passes out from shock and disbelief
7:47 PM - Tame,Majestic,Dark Wolf gets up on him
7:50 PM - {DNG}Hydro wakes up and succeeds in breaking the strap binding his legs
7:56 PM - Tame,Majestic,Dark Wolf: what about your arms
7:57 PM - Tame,Majestic,Dark Wolf tightens them to where you cant get them loose
7:58 PM - {DNG}Hydro tries to headbutt his way out of this
8:07 PM - Tame,Majestic,Dark Wolf licks his face
8:09 PM - {DNG}Hydro passes out from a loss of circulation of blood due to the straps
8:09 PM - Tame,Majestic,Dark Wolf loosens them a little bit to where you can fit 2 fingers in
8:10 PM - {DNG}Hydro is still unconscious
8:26 PM - {DNG}Hydro finally wakes up and attempts to think up a new plan
8:31 PM - {DNG}Hydro tries to tip the chair over
8:34 PM - {DNG}Hydro somehow manages to stand up and tries to get away
8:44 PM - {DNG}Hydro has escaped!
8:44 PM - {DNG}Hydro has won the match

JoeBlo · « **Reply #42 on:** August 28, 2010, 11:35:17 PM »

Hydro · « **Reply #43 on:** August 28, 2010, 11:36:02 PM »

Yes, I know.

It was quite disturbing...

freeziez · « **Reply #44 on:** August 29, 2010, 09:09:43 AM »

That was just wrong...

Serge · « **Reply #45 on:** August 29, 2010, 10:23:53 AM »

Between eFFeeMMe and me:

Quote

[RLET] SergeB: Don't make me play spy, I'm terrible at it :P
The Squirrel Christ: You're telling me =p
[RLET] SergeB: Seriously, I'm awful without the cloak and dagger,.
[RLET] SergeB: I've always been awful at stealth games :P
The Squirrel Christ: )!ti ezisahpme ot woh aedi on evah I .duol tuo ti gniyas ton m'I gniht doog(
The Squirrel Christ: eht tahW
[RLET] SergeB: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[RLET] SergeB: I Got that too before :D
The Squirrel Christ: tuo ti kcehC
[RLET] SergeB: I LOVE IT WHEN THIS HAPPENS
The Squirrel Christ: milsum m'I
[RLET] SergeB: Hahahah :D
The Squirrel Christ: oS
The Squirrel Christ: ?Ã¨elbmuM
The Squirrel Christ: p=
The Squirrel Christ: d=
[RLET] SergeB: Inasec, dying from lauhgter here :D
The Squirrel Christ: .lol
The Squirrel Christ: D:
The Squirrel Christ: )noitcerid reporp(

a few moments later...

The Squirrel Christ is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
[RLET] SergeB: Get on mumbleÃ¨.
The Squirrel Christ: Right now
The Squirrel Christ: What the
The Squirrel Christ: NNNNAAAWAWWWWW

Hydro · « **Reply #46 on:** August 29, 2010, 10:24:50 AM »

Quote from: Hydro on August 28, 2010, 10:47:55 PM

CALAMITY AVOIDED

*disturbing chat*

Someone from a different forum commented on it as well.

Quote from: Mikeismyname

I stopped reading after the 3rd line.

lloopp D lloopp · « **Reply #47 on:** August 29, 2010, 10:54:31 AM »

Me and Hydro have a conversation about fans.

{DNG}Hydro continues sitting in the cold depths of his room
Seany-kizzle is hungry
{DNG}Hydro turns on his wall-mounted fan for added wind chill
Seany-kizzle takes it that you are warm
{DNG}Hydro: No
{DNG}Hydro: It's cold in here
Seany-kizzle is suprised
{DNG}Hydro: I like coldness
Seany-kizzle doesn't
{DNG}Hydro: I've been sweating in here for months
{DNG}Hydro: It's nice to have some cold weather
{DNG}Hydro: I need to get a thermometer
Seany-kizzle gets hungier
{DNG}Hydro: I estimate it's around
{DNG}Hydro: Hmm
{DNG}Hydro: 50 degrees maybe?
{DNG}Hydro: Plus two fans on high
{DNG}Hydro: Would be three but one stopped working
Seany-kizzle: How big are they?
{DNG}Hydro: I have one that's maybe two feet across, that's my floor fan
{DNG}Hydro: the one on the wall is small but is just as powerful as the big one I just mentioned
Seany-kizzle: I like to talk into fans
Seany-kizzle: they make you sound like a robot
{DNG}Hydro: The one that doesn't work is also small, but never really did much anyway
{DNG}Hydro: I also like the feeling of cold metal that could easily end my life
Seany-kizzle: ...
{DNG}Hydro touches his knife to his throat
{DNG}Hydro pulls the knife across his throat. Slowly.

Hydro · « **Reply #48 on:** August 29, 2010, 11:43:16 AM »

9:38 AM - {DNG}Hydro: I'm using a CRT right now for nostalgia
9:38 AM - Seany-kizzle: Wassa CRT?
9:38 AM - {DNG}Hydro: ...
9:38 AM - {DNG}Hydro: [oldguyvoice] *back in my day speech* [/oldguyvoice]

freeziez · « **Reply #49 on:** August 29, 2010, 02:44:56 PM »

...

Okay...

Hydro · « **Reply #50 on:** August 29, 2010, 10:07:08 PM »

My friends can be idiots.
http://www.dng.slowreflex.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=95

freeziez · « **Reply #51 on:** August 30, 2010, 05:41:30 AM »

I see what you mean.

Hydro · « **Reply #52 on:** August 30, 2010, 09:29:32 PM »

7:12 PM - {DNG}Hydro: D:
7:13 PM - {â€ŒDNG}Hydro: :D
7:13 PM - {â€ŒDNG}Hydro â€Œ
7:13 PM - {DNG}Hydro: Tak
7:13 PM - {DNG}Hydro: Stop being me
7:13 PM - {â€ŒDNG}Hydro: Who's HYdro(1)
7:13 PM - {DNG}Hydro: I dunno
7:21 PM - {DNG}Hydro: This is kinda awkward...
{â€ŒDNG}Hydro has changed their name to ï¨§ï¨’.
7:28 PM - {DNG}Hydro: WOO I can be me again

somestrangeguy · « **Reply #53 on:** August 31, 2010, 08:29:38 AM »

Clone wars?

Hydro · « **Reply #54 on:** August 31, 2010, 08:40:02 AM »

Nah, just one of my friends being bored. Her usual name is Takaishi.

Pwnator · « **Reply #55 on:** September 01, 2010, 02:35:59 AM »

Quote from: Hydro on August 31, 2010, 08:40:02 AM

Nah, just one of my friends being bored. Her usual name is Takaishi.

:O

Noodle · « **Reply #56 on:** September 01, 2010, 03:13:44 AM »

Quote from: Pwnator on September 01, 2010, 02:35:59 AM

Quote from: Hydro on August 31, 2010, 08:40:02 AM
Nah, just one of my friends being bored. Her usual name is Takaishi.

:O

Yeah there are females on steam, such as Rachel the whale.

lloopp D lloopp · « **Reply #57 on:** September 01, 2010, 12:24:42 PM »

Naryar · « **Reply #58 on:** September 01, 2010, 12:38:02 PM »

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/No_girls_on_the_internet

Noodle · « **Reply #59 on:** September 01, 2010, 01:46:50 PM »

Yes but the thing is, she's not a girl she's a whale.