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Title: Steam Chat
Post by: Hydro on March 14, 2010, 02:00:01 PM
Post Steam conversations here





11:48 AM - Kommisar Hydrov: Bacon bit infused pretzels
11:49 AM - Blafnigem: humina
11:49 AM - Kommisar Hydrov: dipped in cheese sauce
11:49 AM - Blafnigem: ;-;
11:49 AM - Kommisar Hydrov: That'd be awesome
11:49 AM - Blafnigem: agreed
11:50 AM - Kommisar Hydrov: Then deep fried in chocolate and used as crutons in a chicken salad
11:51 AM - Blafnigem: bacon-cheese-pretzel croutons...
11:51 AM - Blafnigem: YES
Title: Re: Steam Chat
Post by: lloopp D lloopp on March 15, 2010, 10:39:53 AM
wha
Title: Re: Steam Chat
Post by: powerrave on March 15, 2010, 02:38:14 PM
i would so want to try that out!
Title: Re: Steam Chat
Post by: G.K. on March 15, 2010, 02:39:33 PM
threads like this
Title: Re: Steam Chat
Post by: powerrave on March 15, 2010, 02:41:45 PM
are made to talk about food.

just finishing your sentence there.
Title: Re: Steam Chat
Post by: Naryar on March 16, 2010, 06:58:10 AM
It looked yummy before the "deep fry in chocolate" :P
Title: Re: Steam Chat
Post by: powerrave on March 16, 2010, 02:06:03 PM
i agree to that.
Title: Re: Steam Chat
Post by: Doomkiller on April 02, 2010, 07:54:04 PM
me and me buddy talking about games

Warning: may have foul language in it.


nugget100: oblivion: u fail already :)
nugget100: bioshock:*dead*
nugget100: pony club:*dead*
nugget100: team fortress:sexist
branddoom: dark messiah cheats: Looks, I canz throw error weapons. I AM SUCHA A L33T HAXXOR
nugget100: good one
branddoom: V8 3: VROOM VROOM VROOM LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME! I AM ON THE LAWNMOWER
nugget100: XD
nugget100: far cry 2: wait im in africa
nugget100: far cry 2: i poke zebra with stick now he dead? wtf
branddoom: Left 4 Dead:O look a zombie lets kill it *kills zombie* *hears a cry from another team mate* GO GO GO. Wait what * Gets owned by tank,witch, hunter, smoker, boomer and horde of zombies*
nugget100: maplestory: one small leap into A HUGE MUTHA **ckIN NOOB COUNTRY!!!!!!
branddoom: Left 4 Dead: Help me teammates i need to be rescued * teammates leave you do die* NOESSS
nugget100: shaun white snowboarding completion: u know,i think i saw white snow
branddoom: Robot arena 2: YAY I build good robot ima post it on GTm *random dude on GTM* It's crap, use this, use that, that motor isn't good, don't use that battery, use this armour, get starcore 3 and STFU NOOB!
nugget100: shaun white snowbaording begging: wait,snows yelow?
branddoom: FlatOut: Get in a banged up car, race for about 5 mins then get absolutely owned by a big 4wd or a mini. Most likely the mini
nugget100: GeneRally:3,2,1 GO IM OWNING J00 ALL,WAIT WUT NO WUTS THE GO WITH THE MINI **ckING HAX MUCH NUUUUUUUUUU
branddoom: Resident evil 4: Yes, u need a red dot sight on a shotgun. Yes, u do need to turn it on, then aim before you can shoot with it * Goes to turn on light* *Zombie eats is head off before he can shoot* BUT HES  A ZOMBIE, HE IS MEANT TO BE SLOWW
nugget100: eyepet:half dog,half cat(half monkey,half reindeer,half rhino half.......)
branddoom: Doom 3: Making pants dirtier since 2005
nugget100: lol
nugget100: left 4 dead:ROOOOOAAAAAARRRRR means turn around and run the way u just came in.
branddoom: Left 4 Dead: turning taks from metal to flesh one lvl at a time
branddoom: tanks*
branddoom: Garrymod: Whatever you want man....whatever you want
nugget100: mario:i pwn u and u and u and im gunna jump over this hole AND OMFG A BOX THAT WAS INVISIBLE IS NOT AND j00 HIT IT AND FALL DOWN!!!
nugget100: but the hole wasent actually a hole,it was a secret tunnel WITH NO FLOOR!!!!
branddoom: RuneScape: Keeping the graphics and crapty gameplay since it began
nugget100: :)
branddoom: GTR: Failing on vista since I got it
branddoom: Metal Drift: Man this is an awsome game, I wonder who is online. WHAT! NOONE! GAHGH
nugget100: plants vs zombies: is zombies invading your backyard, no idea how 2 get rid of them, then just grab a random pea shooting  plant,place it in a box in your garden and you be fine
branddoom: War Rock: You will win acheivement for most amount of time spent near haxxors
branddoom: Evony: Misleading men and gay women
nugget100: pirates of the caribbean online:more lag then game
nugget100: branddoom:makes me lolz 2 much
branddoom: NFS: Gets really good, but then gets really bad.....
nugget100: nugget100:lolz 2 much
nugget100: garrys mod: u win already
branddoom: Plants vs Zombies: AHHHH ZOMBIES WHAT DO I DO WHAT DO I DO? Here put this plant on your lawn, you will be fine
branddoom: Maplestory: TOO MANY PEOPLE ASKING FOR MESOS
nugget100: yugioh: i use this paper card 2 kill that paper card BUT O NO HE USES 2 PAPER CARD ON THAT CARD sorry but your card goes 2 the blank space or floor for some reason called the graveyard.
branddoom: that reminds me
nugget100: lol
nugget100: eufloria: insects own worlds
nugget100: continuum: own then get owned *repeat*
branddoom: Master Rallye: Never worked for me since the day I got it
nugget100: cod6:the diff between cod6 campaign and cod6 multiplayer.......no noobs on campaign.
nugget100: maplestory: wait u have moneh names mesos wtf?
nugget100: defcon:is not a game i say so
nugget100: lol
nugget100: mount&blade: do as it says
nugget100: perfect world: is not perfect
branddoom: Age of Mythology: Here spend all your resources on warriors only to find they are ineffective against myth units
nugget100: requiem: is all backwards should be named meiqer
branddoom: Saddle club: One word: BBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM~!!!!!
branddoom: Bratz: hmmmmm,They don't look that bad.....
nugget100: setllers 6:wait u need wood 2 build something that doesnt even use wood?
branddoom: Jak and Dexter: Wow she has a wiiiiide ass
nugget100: age of mytholagy: wait u need food,gold,wood 2 advance 2 next age??
branddoom: berb
nugget100: so if im in aom i have 2 get 100 food 100 gold and 100 wood to advance 2 age to 16
nugget100: im dunno quit when im age 79 if thats the casebranddoom: tetris: Whoa this game is SOOO unrealistic
nugget100: lol copy and pasting all these for future referance lol
nugget100: there awesome
branddoom: Pacman: LOL his food is little pixels
branddoom: lol ima doing the same thing
nugget100: XD
branddoom: MotherTruckers: Driving in a crap truck all over this island for your fat mom, shouldv'e replaced the T with an F
nugget100: lol
nugget100: steam: we put the F in fail.
branddoom: Pivot: O look, I can make the stick bigger
nugget100: XD
branddoom: GeneRally: GET THE MINI!!
nugget100: btw im not afk im trying 2 put all this in word pad and cross out the swear words cause imma show mum
nugget100: she likes this stuff
branddoom: ahaha
nugget100: almost done
branddoom: COD: THE WORDS DON'T MATCH THE MOUTH
nugget100: alienshooter:the first alien shooter with the name the same as the game
nugget100: COD:is fish
branddoom: ZombieShooter: Wow, not generic at all
branddoom: Bad Company 2: Yet another F@$#@! shooter game
nugget100: far cry 2: wait u have 2 find diamonds that someone has scattered around africa but your in africa so wtf is the go with diamonds in africa *facepalm*
nugget100: call of duty world at war: has blood
nugget100: supreme commander: nto so supreme after all MUHAHAHAHAHA!!
branddoom: Pokemon: Can you come up with any more dam names?
nugget100: lol
nugget100: pokemon: YES OMFG I CAUGHT A ZIGZAGOON ONLY 137037403740 MORE POKEMON TO GO!!!!!
branddoom: Cabelas hunting game: Not sighting your gun makes it shoot straight down, up, left or right
nugget100: wait ive only got pokemon red?
branddoom: haha
nugget100: chaos faction: we own you one jet at a time
branddoom: I wanna get heart gold and soul silver
nugget100: im supprised they havent used crimson
branddoom: The Hardest Game: Suicide rate has gone up since the making of this game
nugget100: wut about white?
nugget100: red alert 3: the only difference between each red alert is that that they end with a different number.
branddoom: Age of empires: the middle is good, but the last one is crap
nugget100: phun: conquer the world on your pc
branddoom: OE Cake: LETS MAKE NUKES ON THE PC AND CALLED IT WINNUKE YEAH IMA L33T HAXXOR
nugget100: pong: back in my day it was the most uberest game of all time we just sit there moving a stick up and down hit the ball back 2 the opposite stick then we repeat ourselfs, know adays we use things called hotkeys???
nugget100: space invaders: wait your in space arent u invading space not the aliens.
branddoom: NFS Undercover: WHAT THERES NO QUICK COSTOMIZATION? AND YOU CANT COSTOMIZE THE ZONDA??? NOESSS
nugget100: gta 1 and 2: hey lets just run over ppl no one will notice
nugget100: gta 3: has gone 3d
branddoom: GTA 3: But I didn't do anything officer! He shoot me :P
nugget100: gta san andreas: has got flyable planes.....and sex wait wut???
Title: Re: Steam Chat
Post by: inplabth on April 02, 2010, 10:03:42 PM
We should get a steam group!
Title: Re: Steam Chat
Post by: powerrave on April 03, 2010, 03:29:49 PM
lol, would be good. would be a second good stream group for me then. i'm already in my clan of friends... [S.A.G.S.] Super Action Gotard Squad.
Title: Re: Steam Chat
Post by: lloopp D lloopp on April 03, 2010, 03:58:29 PM
Can anyone inform me on WTF Steam is?
Title: Re: Steam Chat
Post by: somestrangeguy on April 04, 2010, 05:02:07 AM
A program that allows you to buy games and download them instantly and chat with freinds eaily with a chat system that works ingame, kinda like XFire but much easier to find new players and add them.
Title: Re: Steam Chat
Post by: Serge on April 04, 2010, 05:21:45 AM
We should get a steam group!

http://steamcommunity.com/groups/gametechmods/

Done.
Title: Re: Steam Chat
Post by: powerrave on April 04, 2010, 03:10:23 PM
A program that allows you to buy games and download them instantly and chat with freinds eaily with a chat system that works ingame, kinda like XFire but much easier to find new players and add them.
Xfire is copying Steam more and more.

Steam is from Valve and mainly features the online store where you can buy a lot of games. They are automatically patched when needed to. You can also add games you have outside of Steam to your games list. They will not get patched, it are just mere shortcuts, but launching them true Steam does allow you to use in-game chat, just like Xfire, but then WAY better.

We should get a steam group!

http://steamcommunity.com/groups/gametechmods/ (http://steamcommunity.com/groups/gametechmods/)

Done.
Joined.
Title: Re: Steam Chat
Post by: inplabth on April 04, 2010, 08:47:51 PM
Joined.
Ditto.
Title: Re: Steam Chat
Post by: lloopp D lloopp on April 05, 2010, 08:23:03 AM
Me too.

I'm Seany-kizzle now.
Title: Re: Steam Chat
Post by: Natef on June 15, 2010, 09:01:28 PM
BUMP

I joined as well. I'm nate211, and I've friended several of you.
Title: Re: Steam Chat
Post by: Noodle on June 15, 2010, 09:07:59 PM
lol@bump

I joined just because I could.
Title: Re: Steam Chat
Post by: Hydro on June 15, 2010, 10:10:39 PM
Joined.
Title: Re: Steam Chat
Post by: powerrave on June 16, 2010, 12:06:29 PM
you might not realise it, but i'm powerrave there.
ok, and i wear the [S.A.G.S.] tag.
Title: Re: Steam Chat
Post by: Hydro on June 28, 2010, 07:14:47 PM

5:12 PM - {DNG} Hydrov: D8
5:12 PM - {DNG} Sunset: ?
5:12 PM - {DNG} Sunset: D:
5:12 PM - {DNG} Hydrov: NO FRONT SIGHT
5:12 PM - {DNG} Sunset: I DON't CARE
5:12 PM - {DNG} Hydrov: WHAT IS THIS
5:12 PM - {DNG} Sunset: A FUGGIN GUN
5:12 PM - {DNG} Hydrov: D8
5:13 PM - {DNG} Sunset: D:
Title: Re: Steam Chat
Post by: Noodle on July 02, 2010, 11:41:14 AM
For those of you who remember Rachel from my desktop picture, you ought to find this funny.  She changed her name to swifty in this chat to try and trick me into thinking she was someone else (I dunno why, I guess she thought it'd be funny).

Too lazy to have timestamps turned on.


Swífty: cool story bro
Noodle: ew
Swífty: wat
Noodle: swifty is a whale
Swífty: XD
Noodle: swifty you really let yourself go :(
Swífty: lolololol
Noodle: jesus swifty how do you fit in your computer chair
Swífty: >:(
Noodle: get what I'm saying, "swifty"
Title: Re: Steam Chat
Post by: Hydro on August 12, 2010, 04:45:42 PM
2:39 PM - Hydro hijacks a WWII light bomber in mid-air
2:40 PM - Hydro docks with his zeppelin
2:41 PM - Hydro upgrades the armor and adds forward facing machine guns and cannons, replaces the machine gun turrets with dual 70 caliber cannons
2:41 PM - Hydro loads shaped-charge ammunition
2:42 PM - Hydro goes to rape a zeppelin in the ass
Title: Re: Steam Chat
Post by: Jonzu95 on August 13, 2010, 01:02:55 PM
I bought Counter-Strike Source from a Game Store, when I came home, I installed it & Steam... But...
(https://gametechmods.com/uploads/images/91246gthtth.PNG)
Title: Re: Steam Chat
Post by: G.K. on August 13, 2010, 01:06:34 PM
is that good or bad?
Title: Re: Steam Chat
Post by: Jonzu95 on August 13, 2010, 01:07:47 PM
is that good or bad?
Bad, It looks like I'll have to buy CSS 2 Times! :realmad(
Title: Re: Steam Chat
Post by: Noodle on August 13, 2010, 01:16:47 PM
is that good or bad?
Bad, It looks like I'll have to buy CSS 2 Times! :realmad(

Why didn't you buy it via steam to begin with?
Title: Re: Steam Chat
Post by: Jonzu95 on August 13, 2010, 01:25:31 PM
Why didn't you buy it via steam to begin with?
Because Steam is new for me, and When I installed CSS, it installed Steam too.
Title: Re: Steam Chat
Post by: ACAMS on August 13, 2010, 01:38:48 PM
I think you have to tell it to install CSS.....then install and use your number.
Title: Re: Steam Chat
Post by: Hydro on August 17, 2010, 05:48:10 AM
I found this on a friend's profile:

STUPID QUOTES GO HERE
6:19 PM - Emperor.Vagak: A rooster would say "Cock-a-doodle-doo", but a hen would say "Any cock'll do".
_
9:58 PM - Anakin [basketbawl]: porn + middleschoolers = sgjkjgdksfjeihfjisjgisgjes
_
pkk599: bomb stuck a stunstick in my bum
_
Takaishi: I like bondage. :3
_
Bombardier: Back
Bombardier: Was busy fapping to Alitude chick
_
Rooster: Looks like a penis shadow
Rooster: :|
Bombardier: :)
_
Takaishi: Not every, just like not everyguy faps.
Bombardier: No, every guy faps
_
11:03 PM - Bombardier: Why are ye peev'ed?
11:04 PM - Bombardier: Lo, beith it that time of the month yet again?
11:04 PM - Bombardier: For if it shall be, then I sleepeth on yonder couch on this night.
_
6:26 PM - Bombardier: I GET HORNY WHEN I INFLICT PAIN UPON WOMEN
_
Spawner -CS-: I'll use your balls as an executive toy
Spawner -CS-: But first I need to get some more balls. Not my own
_
[Dirty Idler] Chris: Are you a Massive Lesbian?
_
1:47 PM - kite156 [<3 Chyna] Ill: The good news is I can play online without the dick!
_
6:10 PM -I am not spy: get in my chicken you farm
_
7:15 PM - Incubus INSERTS LARGE THROBBING DISC INTO THE HOT AND WET DISC DRIVE
_
Player CLASSIC RG left the game (Kicked by Console : "finger slipped with much accidental")
I am not spy has joined the game
_
9:09 PM - I am not spy HEALING TENTACLE gently caresses you for +300 health
_
I am not spy: I play with myself
I am not spy: HA HA HA HA HA
_
2:26 PM - I am not spy: popelasers
_
4:23 PM - Spy, the Counterfeit Wraith: brb sucking
4:23 PM - Rooster (RAGE): um
4:23 PM - Spy, the Counterfeit Wraith: at RA3
4:23 PM - Spy, the Counterfeit Wraith: you damn pervert
_
I am not spy: I'LL PUDDING YOUR DOUGHNUT
I am not spy: wait, ew
_
Rooster (RAGE): stop humping me spy
I am not spy: NO
_
I am not Spy: my nipples are so hairy
Rooster (RAGE): what
Rooster (RAGE): did I need to know
_
Rigaudon - More than a Memory: You can trigger an orgasm in a dead person...
_
Dave (RAGE): I'll pull a yellow submarine out of your ass.
_
5:43 PM - Dave (RAGE): Penetrating Uranus's atmosphere
_
12:49 AM - Dave (RAGE): peanut butter flavored dick cream
_
Dave (RAGE): HOLY GODsh**
_
Dave (RAGE): HE REALLY IS A GIRL
_
Dave (RAGE): I'LL PUDDING YOUR DOUGHNUT.
_
Dave (RAGE): YOU TAKE PLEASURE IN AVIAN PORN.
_
Dave (RAGE): THE COMBINES ARE GONNA FEEL THE SQUEEZE
_
12:40 AM - Kraiten (RAGE): Sources tell me you have a penis.
12:41 AM - ladie gawgaw: possibly
12:41 AM - ladie gawgaw: zeroing in on your fat
12:41 AM - ladie gawgaw: fire all missiles
_
TR- The Virus -JS-: BEARS FLYING OUT OF YOUR ASS
_
1:54 PM - Mamaluigi: GODS VIRGIN
_
9:35 PM - Giygas: Bison's ass is mine!
9:35 PM - Giygas: wait thats disgusting
_
Giygas: gay him up
_

11:56 PM - Giygas: i
11:56 PM - Giygas: love
11:56 PM - Giygas: men
11:56 PM - Giygas: <3====D






Don't ask, I have no idea.
Title: Re: Steam Chat
Post by: freeziez on August 17, 2010, 08:57:20 AM
I just joined as freeziez.
Title: Re: Steam Chat
Post by: Serge on August 17, 2010, 09:16:04 AM
I bought Counter-Strike Source from a Game Store, when I came home, I installed it & Steam... But...
(https://gametechmods.com/uploads/images/91246gthtth.PNG)

Games -> Activate a product on Steam
Title: Re: Steam Chat
Post by: Hydro on August 17, 2010, 05:16:21 PM
Never tell your password to anyone.
Tuesday, August 17, 2010
3:10 PM - {DNG}Hydro: :D
3:10 PM - Jade: ?
3:10 PM - {DNG}Hydro: Hi.
3:10 PM - Jade: Hi
3:11 PM - {DNG}Hydro kinda wonders what it would be like to have a slight headache long enough to litterally turn someone into a maniac
3:11 PM - {DNG}Hydro attempts to induce said headache
3:15 PM - {DNG}Hydro fails and goes for the mental approach by believing that he is, in fact, a maniac
Title: Re: Steam Chat
Post by: Hydro on August 21, 2010, 10:23:48 AM
7:20 PM - {DNG}Hydro: by the time I get up tomorrow, I'll have 26 new ships
7:21 PM - Blafnigem: !
7:21 PM - {DNG}Hydro: And I will sell them
7:21 PM - {DNG}Hydro: FOR BLACK MARKET PRICES
7:21 PM - {DNG}Hydro: MUAHAHAHAHAHA
7:21 PM - {DNG}Hydro: I love mass production
7:22 PM - {DNG}Hydro: AND THEN
7:22 PM - Blafnigem: :V
7:22 PM - {DNG}Hydro: I SHALL MAKE 50 MORE
7:22 PM - {DNG}Hydro: AND MINE EVEN MORE MINERALS
7:22 PM - {DNG}Hydro: AND EVENTUALLY BUY A MINING BARGE
7:23 PM - {DNG}Hydro: SO I CAN GET MORE MINERALS
7:23 PM - {DNG}Hydro: AND MAKE MORE SHIPS
7:23 PM - {DNG}Hydro: AND SELL THEM FOR BLACK MARKET PRICES
7:23 PM - {DNG}Hydro: AND RULE THE GALAXY BY BUILDING SHIPS AND SELLING THEM FOR CHEAP
7:24 PM - Blafnigem: ohsh**
7:24 PM - {DNG}Hydro: >:D
Title: Re: Steam Chat
Post by: somestrangeguy on August 21, 2010, 03:03:29 PM
See my post in the EVE online thread for what I think about your plans.
Title: Re: Steam Chat
Post by: Hydro on August 21, 2010, 09:07:44 PM
6:48 PM - {DNG}Hydro shakes fist and demands to be allowed to continue shaking his fist
6:50 PM - -TSI- Deadly Virus does not allow you to continue shaking your fist
6:50 PM - -TSI- Deadly Virus: >:C
6:50 PM - {DNG}Hydro aims his quad 3500mm repeating artillery cannon
6:51 PM - -TSI- Deadly Virus shoots you in the face while you're aiming
6:51 PM - -TSI- Deadly Virus: Smart people shoot first, then talk
6:51 PM - -TSI- Deadly Virus: :3
6:52 PM - {DNG}Hydro watches the rounds bounch off the ship's shield and fires the cannon, hitting Virus
6:53 PM - -TSI- Deadly Virus: :c
6:53 PM - {DNG}Hydro: Smart people evaluate the treat before engaging.
6:53 PM - {DNG}Hydro watches Virus's ship return fire
6:54 PM - {DNG}Hydro sets his ship to orbit Virus's at one kilometer
6:55 PM - {DNG}Hydro fires his rounds into Virus's ship and watches it explode
6:55 PM - {DNG}Hydro loots the destroyed ship and warps back to base, allowing the escape pod to live
Title: Re: Steam Chat
Post by: Hydro on August 26, 2010, 03:24:27 AM
DP

1:07 AM - {DNG}Hydro starts fitting shield boosters and whatnot
1:07 AM - Jack O'Neill: Get a giant nuclear bomb
1:07 AM - Jack O'Neill: and get some dimensional bridge technology
1:08 AM - Jack O'Neill: we need you to destroy the galaxy
1:08 AM - Jack O'Neill: :D
1:08 AM - {DNG}Hydro: D:
1:08 AM - {DNG}Hydro: but I live here...
1:09 AM - Jack O'Neill: NO HYDRO
1:09 AM - Jack O'Neill: YOU ARE FROM THE GALAXY PEAGASUS
1:09 AM - Jack O'Neill: BUT WERE STOLEN WHEN YOU WERE ONLY A CIRCUIT
1:09 AM - Jack O'Neill: IT'S YOUR...
1:09 AM - Jack O'Neill: TERRIBLE SECRET PAST!!!!!!!!!
1:09 AM - {DNG}Hydro: I AM NOT A ROBOT, DAMNIT
1:12 AM - Jack O'Neill: SELF-DENIAL
1:13 AM - Jack O'Neill: YOU DON'T EVEN REMEMBER PLAXGOOGAR, YOUR CREATOR?
1:13 AM - Jack O'Neill: IT WAS A KIND SOUL
1:13 AM - {DNG}Hydro: Who?
1:13 AM - Jack O'Neill: NEVER REALLY SURE OF IT'S GENDER
1:13 AM - Jack O'Neill: BUT IT WAS A KIND SOUL NONE THE LESS
1:13 AM - Jack O'Neill: PLAXGOOGAR!
1:13 AM - {DNG}Hydro: Never heard of it
1:13 AM - Jack O'Neill: HIS NAME WAS HIS WISH FOR YOU
1:13 AM - Jack O'Neill: ALL ROUGHLY TRANSLATED
1:14 AM - Jack O'Neill: PLAX~PLOX~PLEASE
1:14 AM - Jack O'Neill: GOO~GROO~GROW
1:14 AM - Jack O'Neill: GAR~GRE~GREAT
1:14 AM - Jack O'Neill: HE WANTED YOU TO BE AN EMPORER OF THE SCINFAXI PEOPLE
1:14 AM - Jack O'Neill: BUT ALAS
1:14 AM - Jack O'Neill: THE NEBULON ESPLOSIONALE SENT YOU FAR AWAY
1:15 AM - Jack O'Neill: WHERE STALIN FOUND YOU
1:15 AM - Jack O'Neill: AND LEFT YOU IN THE SNOW
1:15 AM - {DNG}Hydro: ...
1:16 AM - Jack O'Neill: IT WASN'T FOR 50 YEARS, UNTIL GORBACHEV FOUND YOU, THAT YOU WERE BUILT INTO A HYDRO ON DECEMBER 20TH, 1994.
1:16 AM - Jack O'Neill: HYDRO.
1:16 AM - Jack O'Neill: THIS MEANS THAT...
1:16 AM - {DNG}Hydro: No
1:16 AM - Jack O'Neill: GORBACHEV.... IS YOUR REAL FATHER!
1:16 AM - {DNG}Hydro: NO
1:16 AM - Jack O'Neill: I TRIED TO PROTECT YOU AS LONG AS I COULD, COMRADE
1:17 AM - Jack O'Neill: THE OTHER TRUTH...
1:17 AM - Jack O'Neill: IS THAT YOUR FATHER RIGHT NOW IS A CLONE OF GORBACHEV
1:17 AM - {DNG}Hydro: ...
1:17 AM - Jack O'Neill: BUT LESS UGLY AND WITHOUT THE MELANOMA ON HIS FOREHEAD
1:17 AM - Jack O'Neill: UNLESS YOUR DAD HAS A MELANOMA ON HIS FOREHEAD, WHICH I DOUBT
1:17 AM - Jack O'Neill: DOES HE?! DOES HE?! THIS IS LIFE AND DEATH, HYDRO!
1:18 AM - {DNG}Hydro: I DON'T KNOW
1:18 AM - Jack O'Neill: HAS HE EVER SAID:
1:18 AM - Jack O'Neill: COMMUNISM, KOMMUNISM, KAWMUNIZM, COMUNEEZUM, OR COOMUNASUM?
1:19 AM - {DNG}Hydro: Uh...
1:19 AM - {DNG}Hydro: No.
1:19 AM - Jack O'Neill: OH THANK GOD.
1:19 AM - Jack O'Neill: THEN I WAS WRONG.
1:19 AM - Jack O'Neill: You're a human.
1:19 AM - {DNG}Hydro: Yes, I know
Title: Re: Steam Chat
Post by: Jonzu95 on August 26, 2010, 07:00:32 AM
wat
 
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I just laughed my ass off.
I found this on a friend's profile:
Takashi: I like bondage. :3
:rotflmao:
Title: Re: Steam Chat
Post by: Hydro on August 27, 2010, 10:43:52 AM
Friday, August 27, 2010
8:41 AM - {DNG}Hydro: *poke*
8:41 AM - Jonzu the Unbeatable (Music): ?
8:41 AM - {DNG}Hydro: *poke*
8:41 AM - Jonzu the Unbeatable (Music): wat
8:41 AM - {DNG}Hydro: *poke*
8:42 AM - Jonzu the Unbeatable (Music): *sigh*
8:42 AM - {DNG}Hydro lays a slab of meat on your head and runs away while laughing like a lunatic
8:42 AM - Jonzu the Unbeatable (Music): o_o
Title: Re: Steam Chat
Post by: somestrangeguy on August 27, 2010, 11:28:56 AM
It looks like the unbeatable has been beaten.
Title: Re: Steam Chat
Post by: Hydro on August 27, 2010, 04:18:32 PM
2:13 PM - {DNG}Hydro slides his knife across his throat
2:13 PM - {DNG}Hydro: Ooh, tingly
2:13 PM - Seany-kizzle: O_O
2:14 PM - {DNG}Hydro: What? This knife is dull
2:14 PM - {DNG}Hydro: I tested it on my hand
Title: Re: Steam Chat
Post by: Hydro on August 28, 2010, 10:47:55 PM
CALAMITY AVOIDED


 Never tell your password to anyone.
Saturday, August 28, 2010
6:59 PM - Tame,Majestic,Dark Wolf licks hydro
7:00 PM - {DNG}Hydro doesn't know whether to be greatful or scared
7:00 PM - Tame,Majestic,Dark Wolf rubs up against him
7:00 PM - {DNG}Hydro starts feeling uncomfortable
7:04 PM - Tame,Majestic,Dark Wolf licks his legs
7:04 PM - {DNG}Hydro tries to slit his own throat
7:05 PM - Tame,Majestic,Dark Wolf bites the knife out of his hand or any dangerous objects
7:10 PM - Tame,Majestic,Dark Wolf throws the knife out and sits next to him
7:10 PM - {DNG}Hydro attempts to run away
7:11 PM - Tame,Majestic,Dark Wolf stops him
7:11 PM - Tame,Majestic,Dark Wolf pulls him back
7:21 PM - {DNG}Hydro: Oh dear
7:21 PM - {DNG}Hydro tries to run away again
7:22 PM - Tame,Majestic,Dark Wolf grabs him and straps him in a chair
7:31 PM - {DNG}Hydro squirms and tries to get free
7:33 PM - Tame,Majestic,Dark Wolf pulls at his pants
7:37 PM - {DNG}Hydro yells for help
7:40 PM - Tame,Majestic,Dark Wolf keeps tugging them down >:)
7:45 PM - {DNG}Hydro tries to break the straps
7:45 PM - Tame,Majestic,Dark Wolf tugs on them harder till they rip in half and tugs on the straps
7:47 PM - {DNG}Hydro passes out from shock and disbelief
7:47 PM - Tame,Majestic,Dark Wolf gets up on him
7:50 PM - {DNG}Hydro wakes up and succeeds in breaking the strap binding his legs
7:56 PM - Tame,Majestic,Dark Wolf: what about your arms
7:57 PM - Tame,Majestic,Dark Wolf tightens them to where you cant get them loose
7:58 PM - {DNG}Hydro tries to headbutt his way out of this
8:07 PM - Tame,Majestic,Dark Wolf licks his face
8:09 PM - {DNG}Hydro passes out from a loss of circulation of blood due to the straps
8:09 PM - Tame,Majestic,Dark Wolf loosens them a little bit to where you can fit 2 fingers in
8:10 PM - {DNG}Hydro is still unconscious
8:26 PM - {DNG}Hydro finally wakes up and attempts to think up a new plan
8:31 PM - {DNG}Hydro tries to tip the chair over
8:34 PM - {DNG}Hydro somehow manages to stand up and tries to get away
8:44 PM - {DNG}Hydro has escaped!
8:44 PM - {DNG}Hydro has won the match
Title: Re: Steam Chat
Post by: JoeBlo on August 28, 2010, 11:35:17 PM
(http://drmchsr0.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/oh-noes2.jpg?w=375&h=295)
Title: Re: Steam Chat
Post by: Hydro on August 28, 2010, 11:36:02 PM
Yes, I know.


It was quite disturbing...
Title: Re: Steam Chat
Post by: freeziez on August 29, 2010, 09:09:43 AM
That was just wrong...
Title: Re: Steam Chat
Post by: Serge on August 29, 2010, 10:23:53 AM
Between eFFeeMMe and me:

Quote
[RLET] SergeB: Don't make me play spy, I'm terrible at it :P
The Squirrel Christ: You're telling me =p
[RLET] SergeB: Seriously, I'm awful without the cloak and dagger,.
[RLET] SergeB: I've always been awful at stealth games :P
The Squirrel Christ: )!ti ezisahpme ot woh aedi on evah I .duol tuo ti gniyas ton m'I gniht doog(
The Squirrel Christ: eht tahW
[RLET] SergeB: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[RLET] SergeB: I Got that too before :D
The Squirrel Christ: tuo ti kcehC
[RLET] SergeB: I LOVE IT WHEN THIS HAPPENS
The Squirrel Christ: milsum m'I
[RLET] SergeB: Hahahah :D
The Squirrel Christ: oS
The Squirrel Christ: ?èelbmuM
The Squirrel Christ: p=
The Squirrel Christ: d=
[RLET] SergeB: Inasec, dying from lauhgter here :D
The Squirrel Christ: .lol
The Squirrel Christ: D:
The Squirrel Christ: )noitcerid reporp(

a few moments later...

The Squirrel Christ is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
[RLET] SergeB: Get on mumbleè.
The Squirrel Christ: Right now
The Squirrel Christ: What the
The Squirrel Christ: NNNNAAAWAWWWWW
Title: Re: Steam Chat
Post by: Hydro on August 29, 2010, 10:24:50 AM
CALAMITY AVOIDED

*disturbing chat*

Someone from a different forum commented on it as well.

Quote from: Mikeismyname
I stopped reading after the 3rd line.
Title: Re: Steam Chat
Post by: lloopp D lloopp on August 29, 2010, 10:54:31 AM
Me and Hydro have a conversation about fans.


{DNG}Hydro continues sitting in the cold depths of his room
Seany-kizzle is hungry
{DNG}Hydro turns on his wall-mounted fan for added wind chill
Seany-kizzle takes it that you are warm
{DNG}Hydro: No
{DNG}Hydro: It's cold in here
Seany-kizzle is suprised
{DNG}Hydro: I like coldness
Seany-kizzle doesn't
{DNG}Hydro: I've been sweating in here for months
{DNG}Hydro: It's nice to have some cold weather
{DNG}Hydro: I need to get a thermometer
Seany-kizzle gets hungier
{DNG}Hydro: I estimate it's around
{DNG}Hydro: Hmm
{DNG}Hydro: 50 degrees maybe?
{DNG}Hydro: Plus two fans on high
{DNG}Hydro: Would be three but one stopped working
Seany-kizzle: How big are they?
{DNG}Hydro: I have one that's maybe two feet across, that's my floor fan
{DNG}Hydro: the one on the wall is small but is just as powerful as the big one I just mentioned
Seany-kizzle: I like to talk into fans
Seany-kizzle: they make you sound like a robot
{DNG}Hydro: The one that doesn't work is also small, but never really did much anyway
{DNG}Hydro: I also like the feeling of cold metal that could easily end my life
Seany-kizzle: ...
{DNG}Hydro touches his knife to his throat
{DNG}Hydro pulls the knife across his throat. Slowly.
Title: Re: Steam Chat
Post by: Hydro on August 29, 2010, 11:43:16 AM
9:38 AM - {DNG}Hydro: I'm using a CRT right now for nostalgia
9:38 AM - Seany-kizzle: Wassa CRT?
9:38 AM - {DNG}Hydro: ...
9:38 AM - {DNG}Hydro: [oldguyvoice] *back in my day speech* [/oldguyvoice]
Title: Re: Steam Chat
Post by: freeziez on August 29, 2010, 02:44:56 PM
 :ermm:

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Okay...
Title: Re: Steam Chat
Post by: Hydro on August 29, 2010, 10:07:08 PM
My friends can be idiots.
http://www.dng.slowreflex.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=95 (http://www.dng.slowreflex.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=95)
Title: Re: Steam Chat
Post by: freeziez on August 30, 2010, 05:41:30 AM
I see what you mean.
Title: Re: Steam Chat
Post by: Hydro on August 30, 2010, 09:29:32 PM
7:12 PM - {DNG}Hydro: D:
7:13 PM - {‌DNG}Hydro: :D
7:13 PM - {‌DNG}Hydro ‌
7:13 PM - {DNG}Hydro: Tak
7:13 PM - {DNG}Hydro: Stop being me
7:13 PM - {‌DNG}Hydro: Who's HYdro(1)
7:13 PM - {DNG}Hydro: I dunno
7:21 PM - {DNG}Hydro: This is kinda awkward...
{‌DNG}Hydro has changed their name to 﨧晴.
7:28 PM - {DNG}Hydro: WOO I can be me again
Title: Re: Steam Chat
Post by: somestrangeguy on August 31, 2010, 08:29:38 AM
Clone wars?
Title: Re: Steam Chat
Post by: Hydro on August 31, 2010, 08:40:02 AM
Nah, just one of my friends being bored. Her usual name is Takaishi.
Title: Re: Steam Chat
Post by: Pwnator on September 01, 2010, 02:35:59 AM
Nah, just one of my friends being bored. Her usual name is Takaishi.

:O
Title: Re: Steam Chat
Post by: Noodle on September 01, 2010, 03:13:44 AM
Nah, just one of my friends being bored. Her usual name is Takaishi.

:O

Yeah there are females on steam, such as Rachel the whale.
Title: Re: Steam Chat
Post by: lloopp D lloopp on September 01, 2010, 12:24:42 PM
(https://gametechmods.com/uploads/images/89884hehehehhehe.jpeg)
Title: Re: Steam Chat
Post by: Naryar on September 01, 2010, 12:38:02 PM
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/No_girls_on_the_internet (http://encyclopediadramatica.com/No_girls_on_the_internet)
Title: Re: Steam Chat
Post by: Noodle on September 01, 2010, 01:46:50 PM
Yes but the thing is, she's not a girl she's a whale.
Title: Re: Steam Chat
Post by: Naryar on September 01, 2010, 02:17:37 PM
MAN THE HARPOONS
Title: Re: Steam Chat
Post by: G.K. on September 01, 2010, 02:25:22 PM
FIRE THE TORPEDOES
Title: Re: Steam Chat
Post by: Hydro on September 01, 2010, 08:32:10 PM
Tak sent me a picture once.


















































No, I will not post it.



Edit: She also offered to tell me certain... things... about her sister...

Edit 2: I actually have 5 females on my friends list. Do I win?
Title: Re: Steam Chat
Post by: Naryar on September 02, 2010, 07:30:25 AM
Edit 2: I actually have 5 females on my friends list. Do I win?

It doesn't counts since it's not IRL :P
Title: Re: Steam Chat
Post by: freeziez on September 02, 2010, 05:15:37 PM
Edit 2: I actually have 5 females on my friends list. Do I win?

It doesn't counts since it's not IRL :P

I can't even get 1 IRL.  :ermm:
Title: Re: Steam Chat
Post by: Hydro on September 02, 2010, 07:38:11 PM
5:23 PM - {DNG}Hydro: Good evening
5:23 PM - Sammy,Loving Jon&Chris bows down to the water god


I think she likes me.
Title: Re: Steam Chat
Post by: Jack Daniels on September 02, 2010, 08:28:16 PM

I can't even get 1 IRL.  :ermm:

Why not? What is the problem?
Title: Re: Steam Chat
Post by: Hydro on September 02, 2010, 09:32:22 PM
7:19 PM - {DNG}Hydro goes to let Sam rape Pancakes
7:19 PM - Pancakes.mdl: !!!
7:19 PM - Pancakes.mdl: Don't let her touch me in my bad places
7:19 PM - Pancakes.mdl: :c
7:19 PM - {DNG}Hydro hears kicking and muffled screaming
7:20 PM - Pancakes.mdl: !!!
7:20 PM - Pancakes.mdl: mmmpgphghghuagfwa
7:20 PM - {DNG}Hydro opens door and sees a furry riding Pancakes and smirks before going back to being a masochist
7:21 PM - Pancakes.mdl: HELp, I'M BEING INFECTED
7:21 PM - Pancakes.mdl burns his brain
7:21 PM - {DNG}Hydro watches Pan get turned into a furry and grabs a MAPP gas torch
7:22 PM - Pancakes.mdl: NO PLEAS, HYDRO
7:22 PM - Pancakes.mdl: I JUST NEED TO GET A FURCUT
7:22 PM - Pancakes.mdl: PLEASE
7:22 PM - Pancakes.mdl: ***
7:22 PM - {DNG}Hydro plunges the 5700 degree flame into Pan's flesh and laughs sadistically
7:22 PM - Pancakes.mdl: WHAT HAS SAM DONE
7:23 PM - {DNG}Hydro: Turned you into a furry
7:23 PM - Pancakes.mdl: .
7:23 PM - Pancakes.mdl: no
7:23 PM - Pancakes.mdl: And don't you paste this chatlog to her
7:23 PM - Pancakes.mdl: >:C
7:23 PM - {DNG}Hydro does just that
7:24 PM - Pancakes.mdl waits till sam messages him
7:24 PM - {DNG}Hydro sits back and watches the fireworks
7:24 PM - Pancakes.mdl gets popcorn and soda
7:24 PM - Pancakes.mdl still waits
7:25 PM - {DNG}Hydro: May take a while
7:25 PM - {DNG}Hydro: She's ingame
7:25 PM - Pancakes.mdl recieves a message
7:25 PM - {DNG}Hydro: PASTEPASTEPASTE
7:26 PM - Pancakes.mdl: Never tell your password to anyone.
Thursday, September 02, 2010
7:24 PM - Sammy,Loving Jon&Chris: umm
7:24 PM - Sammy,Loving Jon&Chris: You probaly want to get mad at hydro now
7:24 PM - Sammy,Loving Jon&Chris: He sent me the chat log
7:24 PM - Pancakes.mdl: I know.
7:24 PM - Pancakes.mdl: But he was the one who did it
7:24 PM - Pancakes.mdl: >:|
7:24 PM - Pancakes.mdl: I mean, started the conversation
7:24 PM - Pancakes.mdl: yes
7:27 PM - {DNG}Hydro: Son, you are now a furry. *continues the torching*
7:27 PM - Pancakes.mdl: NO
7:28 PM - {DNG}Hydro watches Pan burn, as he is still strapped to the floor


I love being a nonfurry. I get to burn them.
Title: Re: Steam Chat
Post by: freeziez on September 03, 2010, 05:51:08 AM

I can't even get 1 IRL.  :ermm:

Why not? What is the problem?

IDK. I'm an outcast, probably is why.
Title: Re: Steam Chat
Post by: Hydro on September 07, 2010, 01:19:38 AM
11:13 PM - {DNG}Hydro: I like how after prolonged exposure, I feel weak and start laughing uncontrolably. Very pun state to be in.
11:13 PM - {DNG}Hydro: *fun
11:15 PM - {DNG}Hydro: Oh yeah, here we go
11:15 PM - Xanit: what
11:15 PM - Xanit: are
11:15 PM - Xanit: you
11:15 PM - Xanit: ****ing
11:15 PM - Xanit: listening
11:15 PM - Xanit: to
11:15 PM - {DNG}Hydro: Trance



Also

Never tell your password to anyone.
Monday, September 06, 2010
11:24 PM - Noodle: cows
11:24 PM - Noodle: everywhere
11:24 PM - Noodle: ****ing out of nowhere
11:24 PM - Noodle: cows
11:24 PM - Noodle: just cows
11:24 PM - Noodle: now theres all these cows
11:24 PM - Noodle: jesus
11:24 PM - Noodle: look at all of them
11:25 PM - Noodle: COWS
11:25 PM - Noodle: BRO
11:25 PM - {DNG}Hydro: im high on music
11:25 PM - Noodle: im high on cows
11:25 PM - Noodle: actually the cows are high
11:25 PM - Noodle: not me
Title: Re: Steam Chat
Post by: Naryar on September 07, 2010, 04:24:20 AM

I can't even get 1 IRL.  :ermm:

Why not? What is the problem?

IDK. I'm an outcast, probably is why.

And you let status quo happen ?
Title: Re: Steam Chat
Post by: Hydro on September 07, 2010, 08:13:47 PM
6:06 PM - {DNG}Hydro: it's annoiying to walk past a vending machine with only 10's and 20's
6:06 PM - The Person: Its annoying to walk past drug dealers with only a debit card.
6:06 PM - {DNG}Hydro: !
6:06 PM - The Person: Where am I supposed to get my cocaine now?
6:06 PM - The Person: :I
6:06 PM - {DNG}Hydro: you're not
6:06 PM - The Person: Thats why I hate the system.
6:07 PM - The Person: THE WHOLE GODDAMN SYSTEM
6:07 PM - The Person: I HATE IT
6:07 PM - The Person: IM GONNA GO
6:07 PM - The Person: AND MOVE
6:07 PM - The Person: TO LIKE
6:07 PM - The Person: RUSSIA
6:07 PM - {DNG}Hydro: ._.
6:07 PM - The Person: WHERE THEY DONT HAVE CAPITALISM
6:07 PM - The Person: Dont judge me.
6:11 PM - {DNG}Hydro takes this chatlog to a police officer :D
6:11 PM - The Person: D;
Title: Re: Steam Chat
Post by: Hydro on September 19, 2010, 03:05:31 AM
Never tell your password to anyone.
Sunday, September 19, 2010
12:52 AM - Jonzu95: *poke*
12:53 AM - {DNG]Hydro: *pistol stab*
12:53 AM - Jonzu95: O_O
12:53 AM - Jonzu95: Don't shoot me..
12:53 AM - {DNG]Hydro: I STAB YOU IN BRAIN WITH PISTOL
12:53 AM - Jonzu95: NO!
12:53 AM - Jonzu95: Don't!
12:53 AM - {DNG]Hydro: *stabstabstab*
Title: Re: Steam Chat
Post by: JoeBlo on September 24, 2010, 06:35:25 AM
A discussion about online game lag we had...

JoeBlo: I dont know about DoW but SC tells you who is the offending lagger :P
Doomkiller: lol
JoeBlo: and you can evict them if the game lags for longer then 1 mon
JoeBlo: min*
Doomkiller: 1 month? I can see why you would evict them :P
Title: Re: Steam Chat
Post by: powerrave on September 24, 2010, 10:00:55 AM
lol 1 whole month of lag! that would be horrible.
Title: Re: Steam Chat
Post by: Hydro on October 30, 2010, 07:18:19 PM
4:50 PM - {DNG}Hydro: I threw a plot twist into this RP thread
4:50 PM - The Person: crab people?
4:50 PM - {DNG}Hydro: "Hydro is silently abducted by an army of giant isopods."
4:50 PM - The Person: :O
4:50 PM - The Person: Winner.
4:50 PM - The Person: I called it.
4:50 PM - {DNG}Hydro: Isopod =/= crab people
4:51 PM - The Person: Isopods are like crabs, which are an essential ingredient in crab people.
4:51 PM - {DNG}Hydro: http://cellar.org/2007/isopod2.jpg (http://cellar.org/2007/isopod2.jpg)
4:51 PM - The Person: Look like crabs.
4:51 PM - {DNG}Hydro: No
4:52 PM - {DNG}Hydro: They look like Isopods
4:52 PM - The Person: Which are a relative of crabs.
4:52 PM - {DNG}Hydro: But they are not crabs
4:53 PM - The Person: But they are related.
4:53 PM - {DNG}Hydro: This is unimportant
4:53 PM - The Person: Lies and slander.
4:53 PM - {DNG}Hydro: Isopod =/= crab people
4:54 PM - The Person: Isopods are related to crab people.
4:54 PM - {DNG}Hydro: Crab people do not exist.
4:54 PM - The Person: So.
4:55 PM - {DNG}Hydro: your argument is invalid.
4:55 PM - The Person: No you.
4:55 PM - {DNG}Hydro: no you
4:56 PM - The Person: lies
Title: Re: Steam Chat
Post by: Hydro on November 08, 2010, 11:34:11 PM
9:27 PM - {DNG}Hydro: WHAT IS SO AMUSING ABOUT HOLDING THIS HATCHET IN SUCH A WAY
9:27 PM - {DNG}Hydro: GAH
9:27 PM - {DNG}Hydro: EXPLAIN
9:28 PM - The Person: IT IS THE PRIMAL INSTINCT OF MAN, IN WHICH HOLDING A WEAPON GIVES HIM POWER
9:28 PM - {DNG}Hydro: I feel like I want to hack someone to death now
9:28 PM - The Person: BAD THOUGHTS
9:28 PM - The Person: BAD
9:28 PM - The Person: NO
9:29 PM - {DNG}Hydro: *mild psycopathic laughter*
9:30 PM - {DNG}Hydro: And when I hold it THIS way, I feel calm and peaceful
9:30 PM - The Person: Keep holding it like that
9:30 PM - The Person: Dont ever change it.
9:30 PM - The Person: Ever.
9:31 PM - {DNG}Hydro continues holding the blade to his throat, like Person suggests
9:31 PM - The Person: Oh.
9:31 PM - The Person: Uhhhh.
9:31 PM - The Person: Ignore what I said.
Title: Re: Steam Chat
Post by: Serge on November 09, 2010, 04:20:33 PM
Quote
Sparkey989: Let me tel lyou something
Sparkey989: SparkTheFlame was me. ACAMS lied to me. He said I could make a new acount, start over, and gain back respect
Sparkey989: he took it back today and banned the acount

* gasp! *
Title: Re: Steam Chat
Post by: NFX on November 09, 2010, 05:26:06 PM
Wow, I was wondering where STF went. Ah well. There's always more potential members, I guess. =P
Title: Re: Steam Chat
Post by: Noodle on November 09, 2010, 05:49:02 PM
Quote
Sparkey989: Let me tel lyou something
Sparkey989: SparkTheFlame was me. ACAMS lied to me. He said I could make a new acount, start over, and gain back respect
Sparkey989: he took it back today and banned the acount

* gasp! *

You actually added him?  Have fun with your headache.
Title: Re: Steam Chat
Post by: Sparkey98 on November 15, 2010, 02:32:07 PM
Yeah, because you didn't trash talk me for an hour strait before I blobked you.
Title: Re: Steam Chat
Post by: SteveM4 on November 15, 2010, 02:48:40 PM
Maybe we should give sparkles a chance, sounds like he has had the raw end of the deal to me.
Title: Re: Steam Chat
Post by: Jonzu95 on November 15, 2010, 03:08:56 PM
I agree.
Title: Re: Steam Chat
Post by: Hydro on November 17, 2010, 09:37:33 PM
7:19 PM - sad sad depressed sad sad: I'm sorry, I'm writing two articles and crapping on facebook, so I'm stressed and hyper distracterd look out for random peanut butter outbusrst of random stuff from me talking logic grandma's forest crematorium
Title: Re: Steam Chat
Post by: Hydro on November 20, 2010, 04:46:41 PM
Never tell your password to anyone.
Saturday, November 20, 2010
2:40 PM - Jonzu95: Hey Hydro...
2:41 PM - Jonzu95: do you have css?
2:41 PM - {DNG}Hydro: Yes, why?
2:41 PM - Jonzu95: umm... wanna play?
2:41 PM - {DNG}Hydro: Not really
2:41 PM - Jonzu95: okay... I'm just lonely and all my friends are offline...
2:41 PM - Jonzu95: almost all..
2:42 PM - {DNG}Hydro: ...You're scaring me. Go make love to a shoe or something.
2:42 PM - Jonzu95: O_O
2:42 PM - Jonzu95: shut up.
2:42 PM - {DNG}Hydro: No :D
2:42 PM - Jonzu95: I just want to play css with someone..
2:42 PM - {DNG}Hydro: Welp, I do not wish to play.
2:42 PM - Jonzu95: Uhm.
2:42 PM - Jonzu95: what about Garry's mod?
2:42 PM - {DNG}Hydro: Nope.
2:43 PM - Jonzu95: ._.
2:43 PM - Jonzu95: **** you
2:43 PM - Jonzu95 runs away
2:43 PM - {DNG}Hydro automatic sniper
2:43 PM - {DNG}Hydro VSS Vintorez
Title: Re: Steam Chat
Post by: Jonzu95 on November 20, 2010, 04:50:26 PM
._.
Title: Re: Steam Chat
Post by: Hydro on November 20, 2010, 06:15:18 PM
Never tell your password to anyone.
Saturday, November 20, 2010
4:10 PM - Jonzu95: Lol..
4:10 PM - {DNG}Hydro: ?
4:11 PM - Jonzu95: 30 minutes ago... we went to sleep.
4:11 PM - Jonzu95: my dad hided the computers mouse...
4:11 PM - Jonzu95: as always..
4:11 PM - Jonzu95: so I couldn't play at night.
4:11 PM - {DNG}Hydro: Ah
4:11 PM - Jonzu95: but
4:11 PM - Jonzu95: when everybofy went sleep.
4:11 PM - Jonzu95: I just waited...
4:11 PM - Jonzu95: then walked downstairs and found my mouse..
4:12 PM - Jonzu95: then walked upstairs and turn computer on. :D
4:12 PM - {DNG}Hydro: k
4:12 PM - Jonzu95: here I am. everybody sleeping except me.
4:12 PM - Jonzu95: 2 am.
4:12 PM - Jonzu95: >:)
4:12 PM - {DNG}Hydro: Congrats
4:12 PM - Jonzu95: I'm gonna play computer the whole night.
4:12 PM - Jonzu95: no-one will ever know!!!
4:12 PM - {DNG}Hydro: Cool story, bro
4:12 PM - Jonzu95: except my steam friends..
4:13 PM - Jonzu95: anyway... let's play some Gmod?
4:13 PM - {DNG}Hydro: Nah
4:13 PM - Jonzu95: **** you
4:13 PM - Jonzu95 runs away again
Title: Re: Steam Chat
Post by: Hydro on November 28, 2010, 08:41:41 PM
6:39 PM - {DNG}Gridlocked11: God no. So now you're into a driving game. So now I get to hear about your whimsical opinions on something grounded in reality also.
6:39 PM - {DNG}Gridlocked11: God **** no.
6:39 PM - {DNG}Hydro: :D
Title: Re: Steam Chat
Post by: Hydro on December 04, 2010, 02:25:34 AM
Never tell your password to anyone.
Saturday, December 04, 2010
12:16 AM - {DNG}Hydro: Hmm
12:16 AM - {DNG}Hydro: I may or may not be getting an assault rifle for christmas
12:18 AM - {DNG}Gridlocked11: Oh god.
12:18 AM - {DNG}Gridlocked11: **** this world is ending.
Title: Re: Steam Chat
Post by: Hydro on January 17, 2011, 01:01:42 AM
Never tell your password to anyone.
Sunday, January 16, 2011
10:43 PM - {DNG}Хйдро: Peng
10:43 PM - {DNG}Хйдро: There were Elder Gods in the server the other day
10:44 PM - Penguin: wut
10:44 PM - {DNG}Хйдро: No seriously
10:44 PM - {DNG}Хйдро: There were
10:44 PM - Penguin: wut.
10:45 PM - {DNG}Хйдро: Specifically Cthulu
10:45 PM - {DNG}Хйдро: Or however it be spelled
10:46 PM - Penguin: well uh
10:46 PM - {DNG}Хйдро: Also my hands smell of gunshot residue. They taste like it, too.
10:46 PM - Penguin: did he do anything?
10:46 PM - {DNG}Хйдро: No
10:47 PM - Penguin: you mean to tell me that might cthulhu, devourer of minds, dragged his ass out of bed to play gmod and came onto cheesecake and then didn't do anything?
10:47 PM - {DNG}Хйдро: Ye
10:48 PM - Penguin: guy must really like his ****in' cheesecake if he awakened from his everlasting slumber for that
10:48 PM - {DNG}Хйдро: YES
10:48 PM - Penguin: woahcaps
10:48 PM - {DNG}Хйдро: WHOOOAAAA DUUUUDE
10:48 PM - Penguin: jesus christ stop yelling
10:48 PM - {DNG}Хйдро: Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude
10:48 PM - Penguin: whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
10:49 PM - {DNG}Хйдро: I am getting high off of this music
10:49 PM - {DNG}Хйдро: My monitor is spinning
10:49 PM - Penguin: oh boy, here we go again
10:49 PM - {DNG}Хйдро: :D
10:49 PM - {DNG}Хйдро: Want a link to the song?
10:49 PM - Penguin: alright I'll bite
10:49 PM - {DNG}Хйдро: k
10:50 PM - Penguin: but then it's oblivion time
10:50 PM - {DNG}Хйдро: *goes to grab link*
10:50 PM - Penguin: actually tell y'what, I'll link you some trippy music as well
10:50 PM - Penguin: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahYa7xMGnjI# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahYa7xMGnjI#)
10:50 PM - {DNG}Хйдро: http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/382450 (http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/382450)
10:51 PM - {DNG}Хйдро: Meh, I'm more of a bass junkie
10:51 PM - {DNG}Хйдро hardstyle
10:51 PM - Penguin: but do you like it aside from that?
10:52 PM - {DNG}Хйдро: It's... ok
10:52 PM - {DNG}Хйдро: How do ya like the one I sent ya?
10:53 PM - Penguin: meh.
10:53 PM - Penguin: I'm not big on bass, it's not really the kind of music I enjoy.
10:53 PM - {DNG}Хйдро: I like huge ammounts of bass
10:53 PM - {DNG}Хйдро: I also like taking a RWD truck through deep mud at 40-50 MPH
10:54 PM - {DNG}Хйдро: Last time the thing got airborne at least three times
10:54 PM - Penguin: that can't be sa- oh sh** bandits.
10:54 PM - Penguin: one moment.
10:54 PM - {DNG}Хйдро: k
10:55 PM - Penguin: oh pffhahaha
10:55 PM - Penguin: travelling guardsman killed the bandit, turns out there was only one of them.
10:55 PM - {DNG}Хйдро: Oh
10:56 PM - {DNG}Хйдро: Yeah, I was FLYING through that pit
10:56 PM - {DNG}Хйдро: Like
10:56 PM - {DNG}Хйдро: Rallying only different
10:56 PM - {DNG}Хйдро: AND THAT'S HOW AWESOME I AM
Title: Re: Steam Chat
Post by: powerrave on January 17, 2011, 03:59:33 AM
lol your friend likes stuff from Jackel Queenston. he has great music.
Title: Re: Steam Chat
Post by: Natef on January 25, 2011, 04:53:20 PM
I may be getting a new Steam account.
Title: Re: Steam Chat
Post by: Hydro on January 25, 2011, 11:43:35 PM
Just found this on the Cheesecake Servers forum


2:49 AM - Raijin RAGE OF A THOUSAND SUNS
2:52 AM - Blafnigem ****s you with aluminum scraps for stating such a cliched phrase
2:52 AM - Raijin: Do it again that felt good.
2:55 AM - Blafnigem: NO
2:55 AM - Blafnigem: ;-;
2:55 AM - Raijin: y u do dis
2:55 AM - Raijin: y u no **** me with aluminum scraps again
2:57 AM - Blafnigem: because I got blood all over my hands, it's like I popped your disgusting ass cherry
2:58 AM - Raijin: But I have no ass cherry.
2:58 AM - Blafnigem: get out before I throw up
2:58 AM - Raijin: Nor blood down there.
2:58 AM - Blafnigem: but then...
2:58 AM - Blafnigem: why am blood?!
2:58 AM - Blafnigem: D:
2:58 AM - Raijin: IT'S YOUR OWN
2:58 AM - Raijin: YOU SHOULD WEAR GLOVES WHEN HOLDING METAL SCRAPS
2:59 AM - Blafnigem: ****FJK MY HANDS ARE MELTING
2:59 AM - Raijin: NOW YOU HAVE TETANUS
2:59 AM - Raijin: YOU'RE GOING TO GET LOCKJAW
2:59 AM - Blafnigem: I AM NOT SINKING< WHAT IS THIS?!
3:00 AM - Raijin: DUDE WHAT
3:02 AM - Blafnigem: YOU SAID MY HANDS ARE SHIP
3:02 AM - Blafnigem: I AM NOT LOADING BAY WHAT IS THIS
3:02 AM - Raijin: I NEVER SAID YOUR HANDS ARE SHIP
3:03 AM - Blafnigem cuts his hand with a piece of aluminum
3:03 AM - Blafnigem: WHY DID I DO THAT?!
3:04 AM - Raijin: BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T WEAR GLOVES
3:04 AM - Blafnigem: HOLY WHAT THE **** IS I DON'T UNDERSTAND ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL ME NON-GOLVES + ALUMINUM SEX = TITANIC HANDS?!
3:05 AM - Blafnigem: OH **** ME
3:05 AM - Raijin: TETANUS IS A DISEASE YOU GET FROM BEING CUT BY BROKEN GLASS OR METAL
3:05 AM - Raijin: THE_MOAR_YOU_KNOW.png
3:05 AM - Blafnigem: IDGAF
3:05 AM - Blafnigem: MY HANDS ARE SINKING INTO sh**BALLS
3:05 AM - Blafnigem: HOW DO?!
3:06 AM - Raijin: FIRST
3:06 AM - Raijin: GET A POOPER SCOOPER FOR THOSE sh**BALLS
3:06 AM - Raijin: SECOND, CALL 911
3:06 AM - Blafnigem sprints to catbox
3:06 AM - Blafnigem pulls out his phone
3:07 AM - Blafnigem cuts his hand again
3:07 AM - Blafnigem: :C
3:07 AM - Raijin: OH sh** NOT AGAIN
3:07 AM - Raijin: A++ convo would read again.

Title: Re: Steam Chat
Post by: Hydro on January 25, 2011, 11:47:37 PM
DP




9:45 PM - {DNG}Хйдро -CS-: What are your political veiws?
9:46 PM - masdomonkey: obama sucks donkey dick
Title: Re: Steam Chat
Post by: Hydro on February 07, 2011, 08:25:17 AM
TP

6:19 AM - {DNG}Хйдро -CS-: I get to stay here later than usual, I have a doctor's appointment (to get immunized so they will let me go to school) half an hour after school starts this morning and it is significantly closer than my school. I'd say poor planning on the school's part should call for a day off for me, but I'll just go after they stick the needle in my arm/whatever.
6:19 AM - Jake: What if they have to stick the needle in your penis
6:19 AM - Jake: Then what
6:19 AM - Jake: huhuhu
6:19 AM - {DNG}Хйдро -CS-: ...
6:19 AM - {DNG}Хйдро -CS-: I doubt that
6:20 AM - Jake: Ive had to get a penis shot before
6:20 AM - {DNG}Хйдро -CS-: I didn't really want to know that
6:20 AM - Jake: Yes you did
6:20 AM - {DNG}Хйдро -CS-: No, I didn't