Author Topic: Steam Chat (Read 3253 times)

Hydro · « **Reply #20 on:** June 28, 2010, 07:14:47 PM »

5:12 PM - {DNG} Hydrov: D8
5:12 PM - {DNG} Sunset: ?
5:12 PM - {DNG} Sunset: D:
5:12 PM - {DNG} Hydrov: NO FRONT SIGHT
5:12 PM - {DNG} Sunset: I DON't CARE
5:12 PM - {DNG} Hydrov: WHAT IS THIS
5:12 PM - {DNG} Sunset: A FUGGIN GUN
5:12 PM - {DNG} Hydrov: D8
5:13 PM - {DNG} Sunset: D:

Noodle · « **Reply #21 on:** July 02, 2010, 11:41:14 AM »

For those of you who remember Rachel from my desktop picture, you ought to find this funny. She changed her name to swifty in this chat to try and trick me into thinking she was someone else (I dunno why, I guess she thought it'd be funny).

Too lazy to have timestamps turned on.

SwÃfty: cool story bro
Noodle: ew
SwÃfty: wat
Noodle: swifty is a whale
SwÃfty: XD
Noodle: swifty you really let yourself go :(
SwÃfty: lolololol
Noodle: jesus swifty how do you fit in your computer chair
SwÃfty: >:(
Noodle: get what I'm saying, "swifty"

Hydro · « **Reply #22 on:** August 12, 2010, 04:45:42 PM »

2:39 PM - Hydro hijacks a WWII light bomber in mid-air
2:40 PM - Hydro docks with his zeppelin
2:41 PM - Hydro upgrades the armor and adds forward facing machine guns and cannons, replaces the machine gun turrets with dual 70 caliber cannons
2:41 PM - Hydro loads shaped-charge ammunition
2:42 PM - Hydro goes to rape a zeppelin in the ass

Jonzu95 · « **Reply #23 on:** August 13, 2010, 01:02:55 PM »

I bought Counter-Strike Source from a Game Store, when I came home, I installed it & Steam... But...

G.K. · « **Reply #24 on:** August 13, 2010, 01:06:34 PM »

is that good or bad?

Jonzu95 · « **Reply #25 on:** August 13, 2010, 01:07:47 PM »

Quote from: G.K. on August 13, 2010, 01:06:34 PM

is that good or bad?

Bad, It looks like I'll have to buy CSS 2 Times!

Noodle · « **Reply #26 on:** August 13, 2010, 01:16:47 PM »

Quote from: Jonzu95 on August 13, 2010, 01:07:47 PM

Quote from: G.K. on August 13, 2010, 01:06:34 PM
is that good or bad?
Bad, It looks like I'll have to buy CSS 2 Times!

Why didn't you buy it via steam to begin with?

Jonzu95 · « **Reply #27 on:** August 13, 2010, 01:25:31 PM »

Quote from: Noodle on August 13, 2010, 01:16:47 PM

Why didn't you buy it via steam to begin with?

Because Steam is new for me, and When I installed CSS, it installed Steam too.

ACAMS · « **Reply #28 on:** August 13, 2010, 01:38:48 PM »

I think you have to tell it to install CSS.....then install and use your number.

Hydro · « **Reply #29 on:** August 17, 2010, 05:48:10 AM »

I found this on a friend's profile:

STUPID QUOTES GO HERE
6:19 PM - Emperor.Vagak: A rooster would say "Cock-a-doodle-doo", but a hen would say "Any cock'll do".
_
9:58 PM - Anakin [basketbawl]: porn + middleschoolers = sgjkjgdksfjeihfjisjgisgjes
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pkk599: bomb stuck a stunstick in my bum
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Takaishi: I like bondage. :3
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Bombardier: Back
Bombardier: Was busy fapping to Alitude chick
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Rooster: Looks like a penis shadow
Rooster: :|
Bombardier: :)
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Takaishi: Not every, just like not everyguy faps.
Bombardier: No, every guy faps
_
11:03 PM - Bombardier: Why are ye peev'ed?
11:04 PM - Bombardier: Lo, beith it that time of the month yet again?
11:04 PM - Bombardier: For if it shall be, then I sleepeth on yonder couch on this night.
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6:26 PM - Bombardier: I GET HORNY WHEN I INFLICT PAIN UPON WOMEN
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Spawner -CS-: I'll use your balls as an executive toy
Spawner -CS-: But first I need to get some more balls. Not my own
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[Dirty Idler] Chris: Are you a Massive Lesbian?
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1:47 PM - kite156 [<3 Chyna] Ill: The good news is I can play online without the dick!
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6:10 PM -I am not spy: get in my chicken you farm
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7:15 PM - Incubus INSERTS LARGE THROBBING DISC INTO THE HOT AND WET DISC DRIVE
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Player CLASSIC RG left the game (Kicked by Console : "finger slipped with much accidental")
I am not spy has joined the game
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9:09 PM - I am not spy HEALING TENTACLE gently caresses you for +300 health
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I am not spy: I play with myself
I am not spy: HA HA HA HA HA
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2:26 PM - I am not spy: popelasers
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4:23 PM - Spy, the Counterfeit Wraith: brb sucking
4:23 PM - Rooster (RAGE): um
4:23 PM - Spy, the Counterfeit Wraith: at RA3
4:23 PM - Spy, the Counterfeit Wraith: you damn pervert
_
I am not spy: I'LL PUDDING YOUR DOUGHNUT
I am not spy: wait, ew
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Rooster (RAGE): stop humping me spy
I am not spy: NO
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I am not Spy: my nipples are so hairy
Rooster (RAGE): what
Rooster (RAGE): did I need to know
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Rigaudon - More than a Memory: You can trigger an orgasm in a dead person...
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Dave (RAGE): I'll pull a yellow submarine out of your ass.
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5:43 PM - Dave (RAGE): Penetrating Uranus's atmosphere
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12:49 AM - Dave (RAGE): peanut butter flavored dick cream
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Dave (RAGE): HOLY GODsh**
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Dave (RAGE): HE REALLY IS A GIRL
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Dave (RAGE): I'LL PUDDING YOUR DOUGHNUT.
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Dave (RAGE): YOU TAKE PLEASURE IN AVIAN PORN.
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Dave (RAGE): THE COMBINES ARE GONNA FEEL THE SQUEEZE
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12:40 AM - Kraiten (RAGE): Sources tell me you have a penis.
12:41 AM - ladie gawgaw: possibly
12:41 AM - ladie gawgaw: zeroing in on your fat
12:41 AM - ladie gawgaw: fire all missiles
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TR- The Virus -JS-: BEARS FLYING OUT OF YOUR ASS
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1:54 PM - Mamaluigi: GODS VIRGIN
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9:35 PM - Giygas: Bison's ass is mine!
9:35 PM - Giygas: wait thats disgusting
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Giygas: gay him up
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11:56 PM - Giygas: i
11:56 PM - Giygas: love
11:56 PM - Giygas: men
11:56 PM - Giygas: <3====D

Don't ask, I have no idea.

freeziez · « **Reply #30 on:** August 17, 2010, 08:57:20 AM »

I just joined as freeziez.

Serge · « **Reply #31 on:** August 17, 2010, 09:16:04 AM »

Quote from: Jonzu95 on August 13, 2010, 01:02:55 PM

I bought Counter-Strike Source from a Game Store, when I came home, I installed it & Steam... But...
(Image removed from quote.)

Games -> Activate a product on Steam

Hydro · « **Reply #32 on:** August 17, 2010, 05:16:21 PM »

Never tell your password to anyone.
Tuesday, August 17, 2010
3:10 PM - {DNG}Hydro: :D
3:10 PM - Jade: ?
3:10 PM - {DNG}Hydro: Hi.
3:10 PM - Jade: Hi
3:11 PM - {DNG}Hydro kinda wonders what it would be like to have a slight headache long enough to litterally turn someone into a maniac
3:11 PM - {DNG}Hydro attempts to induce said headache
3:15 PM - {DNG}Hydro fails and goes for the mental approach by believing that he is, in fact, a maniac

Hydro · « **Reply #33 on:** August 21, 2010, 10:23:48 AM »

7:20 PM - {DNG}Hydro: by the time I get up tomorrow, I'll have 26 new ships
7:21 PM - Blafnigem: !
7:21 PM - {DNG}Hydro: And I will sell them
7:21 PM - {DNG}Hydro: FOR BLACK MARKET PRICES
7:21 PM - {DNG}Hydro: MUAHAHAHAHAHA
7:21 PM - {DNG}Hydro: I love mass production
7:22 PM - {DNG}Hydro: AND THEN
7:22 PM - Blafnigem: :V
7:22 PM - {DNG}Hydro: I SHALL MAKE 50 MORE
7:22 PM - {DNG}Hydro: AND MINE EVEN MORE MINERALS
7:22 PM - {DNG}Hydro: AND EVENTUALLY BUY A MINING BARGE
7:23 PM - {DNG}Hydro: SO I CAN GET MORE MINERALS
7:23 PM - {DNG}Hydro: AND MAKE MORE SHIPS
7:23 PM - {DNG}Hydro: AND SELL THEM FOR BLACK MARKET PRICES
7:23 PM - {DNG}Hydro: AND RULE THE GALAXY BY BUILDING SHIPS AND SELLING THEM FOR CHEAP
7:24 PM - Blafnigem: ohsh**
7:24 PM - {DNG}Hydro: >:D

somestrangeguy · « **Reply #34 on:** August 21, 2010, 03:03:29 PM »

See my post in the EVE online thread for what I think about your plans.

Hydro · « **Reply #35 on:** August 21, 2010, 09:07:44 PM »

6:48 PM - {DNG}Hydro shakes fist and demands to be allowed to continue shaking his fist
6:50 PM - -TSI- Deadly Virus does not allow you to continue shaking your fist
6:50 PM - -TSI- Deadly Virus: >:C
6:50 PM - {DNG}Hydro aims his quad 3500mm repeating artillery cannon
6:51 PM - -TSI- Deadly Virus shoots you in the face while you're aiming
6:51 PM - -TSI- Deadly Virus: Smart people shoot first, then talk
6:51 PM - -TSI- Deadly Virus: :3
6:52 PM - {DNG}Hydro watches the rounds bounch off the ship's shield and fires the cannon, hitting Virus
6:53 PM - -TSI- Deadly Virus: :c
6:53 PM - {DNG}Hydro: Smart people evaluate the treat before engaging.
6:53 PM - {DNG}Hydro watches Virus's ship return fire
6:54 PM - {DNG}Hydro sets his ship to orbit Virus's at one kilometer
6:55 PM - {DNG}Hydro fires his rounds into Virus's ship and watches it explode
6:55 PM - {DNG}Hydro loots the destroyed ship and warps back to base, allowing the escape pod to live

Hydro · « **Reply #36 on:** August 26, 2010, 03:24:27 AM »

DP

1:07 AM - {DNG}Hydro starts fitting shield boosters and whatnot
1:07 AM - Jack O'Neill: Get a giant nuclear bomb
1:07 AM - Jack O'Neill: and get some dimensional bridge technology
1:08 AM - Jack O'Neill: we need you to destroy the galaxy
1:08 AM - Jack O'Neill: :D
1:08 AM - {DNG}Hydro: D:
1:08 AM - {DNG}Hydro: but I live here...
1:09 AM - Jack O'Neill: NO HYDRO
1:09 AM - Jack O'Neill: YOU ARE FROM THE GALAXY PEAGASUS
1:09 AM - Jack O'Neill: BUT WERE STOLEN WHEN YOU WERE ONLY A CIRCUIT
1:09 AM - Jack O'Neill: IT'S YOUR...
1:09 AM - Jack O'Neill: TERRIBLE SECRET PAST!!!!!!!!!
1:09 AM - {DNG}Hydro: I AM NOT A ROBOT, DAMNIT
1:12 AM - Jack O'Neill: SELF-DENIAL
1:13 AM - Jack O'Neill: YOU DON'T EVEN REMEMBER PLAXGOOGAR, YOUR CREATOR?
1:13 AM - Jack O'Neill: IT WAS A KIND SOUL
1:13 AM - {DNG}Hydro: Who?
1:13 AM - Jack O'Neill: NEVER REALLY SURE OF IT'S GENDER
1:13 AM - Jack O'Neill: BUT IT WAS A KIND SOUL NONE THE LESS
1:13 AM - Jack O'Neill: PLAXGOOGAR!
1:13 AM - {DNG}Hydro: Never heard of it
1:13 AM - Jack O'Neill: HIS NAME WAS HIS WISH FOR YOU
1:13 AM - Jack O'Neill: ALL ROUGHLY TRANSLATED
1:14 AM - Jack O'Neill: PLAX~PLOX~PLEASE
1:14 AM - Jack O'Neill: GOO~GROO~GROW
1:14 AM - Jack O'Neill: GAR~GRE~GREAT
1:14 AM - Jack O'Neill: HE WANTED YOU TO BE AN EMPORER OF THE SCINFAXI PEOPLE
1:14 AM - Jack O'Neill: BUT ALAS
1:14 AM - Jack O'Neill: THE NEBULON ESPLOSIONALE SENT YOU FAR AWAY
1:15 AM - Jack O'Neill: WHERE STALIN FOUND YOU
1:15 AM - Jack O'Neill: AND LEFT YOU IN THE SNOW
1:15 AM - {DNG}Hydro: ...
1:16 AM - Jack O'Neill: IT WASN'T FOR 50 YEARS, UNTIL GORBACHEV FOUND YOU, THAT YOU WERE BUILT INTO A HYDRO ON DECEMBER 20TH, 1994.
1:16 AM - Jack O'Neill: HYDRO.
1:16 AM - Jack O'Neill: THIS MEANS THAT...
1:16 AM - {DNG}Hydro: No
1:16 AM - Jack O'Neill: GORBACHEV.... IS YOUR REAL FATHER!
1:16 AM - {DNG}Hydro: NO
1:16 AM - Jack O'Neill: I TRIED TO PROTECT YOU AS LONG AS I COULD, COMRADE
1:17 AM - Jack O'Neill: THE OTHER TRUTH...
1:17 AM - Jack O'Neill: IS THAT YOUR FATHER RIGHT NOW IS A CLONE OF GORBACHEV
1:17 AM - {DNG}Hydro: ...
1:17 AM - Jack O'Neill: BUT LESS UGLY AND WITHOUT THE MELANOMA ON HIS FOREHEAD
1:17 AM - Jack O'Neill: UNLESS YOUR DAD HAS A MELANOMA ON HIS FOREHEAD, WHICH I DOUBT
1:17 AM - Jack O'Neill: DOES HE?! DOES HE?! THIS IS LIFE AND DEATH, HYDRO!
1:18 AM - {DNG}Hydro: I DON'T KNOW
1:18 AM - Jack O'Neill: HAS HE EVER SAID:
1:18 AM - Jack O'Neill: COMMUNISM, KOMMUNISM, KAWMUNIZM, COMUNEEZUM, OR COOMUNASUM?
1:19 AM - {DNG}Hydro: Uh...
1:19 AM - {DNG}Hydro: No.
1:19 AM - Jack O'Neill: OH THANK GOD.
1:19 AM - Jack O'Neill: THEN I WAS WRONG.
1:19 AM - Jack O'Neill: You're a human.
1:19 AM - {DNG}Hydro: Yes, I know

Jonzu95 · « **Reply #37 on:** August 26, 2010, 07:00:32 AM »

wat

(Edit)

I just laughed my ass off.

Quote from: Hydro on August 17, 2010, 05:48:10 AM

I found this on a friend's profile:
Takashi: I like bondage. :3

Hydro · « **Reply #38 on:** August 27, 2010, 10:43:52 AM »

Friday, August 27, 2010
8:41 AM - {DNG}Hydro: *poke*
8:41 AM - Jonzu the Unbeatable (Music): ?
8:41 AM - {DNG}Hydro: *poke*
8:41 AM - Jonzu the Unbeatable (Music): wat
8:41 AM - {DNG}Hydro: *poke*
8:42 AM - Jonzu the Unbeatable (Music): *sigh*
8:42 AM - {DNG}Hydro lays a slab of meat on your head and runs away while laughing like a lunatic
8:42 AM - Jonzu the Unbeatable (Music): o_o

somestrangeguy · « **Reply #39 on:** August 27, 2010, 11:28:56 AM »

It looks like the unbeatable has been beaten.