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Offline ACAMS

Sex Deprived
« on: September 28, 2011, 04:37:57 AM »

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Re: Sex Deprived
« Reply #1 on: September 28, 2011, 05:05:03 AM »
I be honest, SoTG does not give me any impression of being a woman.  Given this is the internet I just assume SoTG is a dude.

Besides, there are no girls on the internet, nor does it matter since computers does not come with inserts for organic components.

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Re: Sex Deprived
« Reply #2 on: September 28, 2011, 05:12:13 AM »
Why was she drinking WHEN SHE HAS AN EIGHT-MONTHS-IN PREGNANCY?

Makes no sense
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Re: Sex Deprived
« Reply #3 on: September 28, 2011, 06:18:24 AM »
Why was she drinking WHEN SHE HAS AN EIGHT-MONTHS-IN PREGNANCY?

Makes no sense

It makes perfect sense. Maybe she didn't knew it would not affect the baby. Maybe she didn't cared. Maybe she was a slave to alcohol and couldn't resist.

But no. Doesn't reminds me of SOTG at all. SOTG is actually quite the opposite, having no passion at all.

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Re: Sex Deprived
« Reply #4 on: September 28, 2011, 01:32:36 PM »
No, I could definitely see SOTG shlicking.

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Re: Sex Deprived
« Reply #5 on: September 28, 2011, 10:05:53 PM »
I wouldn't have sex with that either, and I am sex deprived.
im just waiting for meganerdbomb to come along and kick things into gear.

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Re: Sex Deprived
« Reply #6 on: September 28, 2011, 10:16:20 PM »
She's not 8 months pregnant, she has an 8 month old son.
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Re: Sex Deprived
« Reply #7 on: September 28, 2011, 10:40:27 PM »
**** bitches, get money.
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Re: Sex Deprived
« Reply #8 on: September 29, 2011, 02:08:44 AM »
She's not 8 months pregnant, she has an 8 month old son.
Ah, the joy of misreading things


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Re: Sex Deprived
« Reply #9 on: September 29, 2011, 02:28:25 AM »
She's not 8 months pregnant, she has an 8 month old son.
Ah, the joy of misreading things


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Irrelevant, do you shlick?

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Re: Sex Deprived
« Reply #10 on: September 29, 2011, 04:53:01 AM »
Do I what? O_o
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Re: Sex Deprived
« Reply #11 on: September 29, 2011, 12:38:24 PM »
Yes that sequence of words I just said made perfect sense.

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Re: Sex Deprived
« Reply #13 on: September 29, 2011, 01:03:13 PM »
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Re: Sex Deprived
« Reply #14 on: September 29, 2011, 01:37:57 PM »
Hi I am a Fiero. I am on fire and it hurts.

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Re: Sex Deprived
« Reply #17 on: September 29, 2011, 04:39:27 PM »
hahahaha oh god this chat is too damn funny


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Re: Sex Deprived
« Reply #18 on: September 29, 2011, 06:27:06 PM »
How you make Alarm Clock Pizza is:
Step 1: You buy an alarm clock from the store, and then you have to break it and put it in the sauce.
Step 2: Fold the sauce in 5 slices and put it in the dough.
Step 3: Paint the eggs with a pitcher of a clock showing what time you want to wake up and eat pizza for breakfast.
Step 4: Put the eggs in the dough.
Step 5: Make it flat into a round shape and draw the time you want on it.
Step 6: Put some old steel to prevent other peple from stealing it.
Step 7: Make it flat and cut into 60 slices 1 for each minute in 1 our.
Step 8: Put in the oven set the timer to 30048813.2884 seconds and put the temperature on 'Volcano' setting.
Step 9: If you think it is take to long, then get yor alarm clock and set it to now so that it will ring and you can take it out.
Step 10: Take it out uv the uvin wen it is redy and go to bed. In the morning eat pizza and also eat yor hands bi mistake.

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