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Offline NFX

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Re: Sex Deprived
« Reply #40 on: October 01, 2011, 12:01:19 PM »
Quote from: smashysmashy on October 01, 2011, 08:03:14 AM
Quote from: ty4er on October 01, 2011, 07:58:49 AM
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Fapping is eating food and getting fat and then taking  a nap.
Thanks. :)

I actually laughed at this. XD
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Re: Sex Deprived
« Reply #41 on: October 01, 2011, 12:21:56 PM »
People are NOT going to drop this.

Guys, I know what fapping is. I just didn't know that this word is used for it.

(does that make sense?)
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Re: Sex Deprived
« Reply #42 on: October 01, 2011, 12:26:19 PM »
Quote from: Scourge of teh Galaxy on October 01, 2011, 08:02:20 AM
...no comment

I said that once. I got yelled at for it ^^

Also, that makes sense.
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Re: Sex Deprived
« Reply #43 on: October 01, 2011, 12:48:21 PM »
How about if I post porn here? Apparently chatterbox reports are ignored entirely npw, so I'm sure it's safe. :coolface
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Re: Sex Deprived
« Reply #44 on: October 01, 2011, 12:51:02 PM »
Quote from: Meganerdbomb on October 01, 2011, 12:48:21 PM
How about if I post porn here? Apparently chatterbox reports are ignored entirely npw, so I'm sure it's safe. :coolface

do it
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Re: Sex Deprived
« Reply #45 on: October 01, 2011, 12:56:07 PM »
We dare you to do it!
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Re: Sex Deprived
« Reply #46 on: October 01, 2011, 03:11:30 PM »
Alright you asked for it.
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Re: Sex Deprived
« Reply #47 on: October 01, 2011, 03:20:54 PM »
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How you make Alarm Clock Pizza is:
Step 1: You buy an alarm clock from the store, and then you have to break it and put it in the sauce.
Step 2: Fold the sauce in 5 slices and put it in the dough.
Step 3: Paint the eggs with a pitcher of a clock showing what time you want to wake up and eat pizza for breakfast.
Step 4: Put the eggs in the dough.
Step 5: Make it flat into a round shape and draw the time you want on it.
Step 6: Put some old steel to prevent other peple from stealing it.
Step 7: Make it flat and cut into 60 slices 1 for each minute in 1 our.
Step 8: Put in the oven set the timer to 30048813.2884 seconds and put the temperature on 'Volcano' setting.
Step 9: If you think it is take to long, then get yor alarm clock and set it to now so that it will ring and you can take it out.
Step 10: Take it out uv the uvin wen it is redy and go to bed. In the morning eat pizza and also eat yor hands bi mistake.

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Re: Sex Deprived
« Reply #48 on: October 01, 2011, 03:26:13 PM »
I bet you can get better stuff then that.
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Re: Sex Deprived
« Reply #49 on: October 01, 2011, 03:33:25 PM »
You call that porn ?

Seems to me you're just afraid to post something too family unfriendly (and therefore getting whacked by ACAMS), MNB :coolface
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Re: Sex Deprived
« Reply #50 on: October 01, 2011, 03:34:22 PM »
Quote from: Naryar on October 01, 2011, 03:33:25 PM
You call that porn ?

Seems to me you're just afraid to post something too family unfriendly , MNB :coolface
If you feel like that, why don't you post some?
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Re: Sex Deprived
« Reply #51 on: October 01, 2011, 03:36:45 PM »
Quote from: Scourge of teh Galaxy on October 01, 2011, 03:34:22 PM
Quote from: Naryar on October 01, 2011, 03:33:25 PM
You call that porn ?

Seems to me you're just afraid to post something too family unfriendly , MNB :coolface
If you feel like that, why don't you post some?
And here's for the classic answer... bravo girl, you are very original.

I need to have a clean record if I want moar power. I am slightly tempted to post pr0n for laughs, but nope.
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Re: Sex Deprived
« Reply #52 on: October 01, 2011, 03:37:33 PM »
I could post some actual hardcore porn, but it wouldn't be lulzy, so there's no point.
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Re: Sex Deprived
« Reply #53 on: October 01, 2011, 03:39:05 PM »
I SHALL BE THE FIRST TO POST PORN
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How you make Alarm Clock Pizza is:
Step 1: You buy an alarm clock from the store, and then you have to break it and put it in the sauce.
Step 2: Fold the sauce in 5 slices and put it in the dough.
Step 3: Paint the eggs with a pitcher of a clock showing what time you want to wake up and eat pizza for breakfast.
Step 4: Put the eggs in the dough.
Step 5: Make it flat into a round shape and draw the time you want on it.
Step 6: Put some old steel to prevent other peple from stealing it.
Step 7: Make it flat and cut into 60 slices 1 for each minute in 1 our.
Step 8: Put in the oven set the timer to 30048813.2884 seconds and put the temperature on 'Volcano' setting.
Step 9: If you think it is take to long, then get yor alarm clock and set it to now so that it will ring and you can take it out.
Step 10: Take it out uv the uvin wen it is redy and go to bed. In the morning eat pizza and also eat yor hands bi mistake.

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Re: Sex Deprived
« Reply #54 on: October 01, 2011, 03:41:50 PM »
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Re: Sex Deprived
« Reply #55 on: October 01, 2011, 03:43:11 PM »
Fallout 2 porn ? Eh, close enough... but still...
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Re: Sex Deprived
« Reply #56 on: October 01, 2011, 03:48:34 PM »
Oh look i wonder what this button does...
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Re: Sex Deprived
« Reply #57 on: October 01, 2011, 04:17:57 PM »
inb4 rule 34 thread
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Re: Sex Deprived
« Reply #58 on: October 01, 2011, 04:20:27 PM »
Quote from: kill343gs on October 01, 2011, 04:17:57 PM
inb4 rule 34 thread
You're a bit late for that, kill. =P
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Re: Sex Deprived
« Reply #59 on: October 01, 2011, 04:21:44 PM »
they ain't posted sh** yet.

oh, the things my eyes have seen.
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