Ruin-a-wish foundation!

[G.K.]

Granted but you can't post until somebody else posts.

I wish for a spoon.

[martymidget]

Granted, but it's a predatory spoon that hunts you down and eats you.

I wish for an endless supply of alcohol.

[cephalopod]

Granted. It's all Strongbow. Regular apple Strongbow.

I wish I didn't fail this year of uni so bad :P

[RedAce]

Granted, but now you wishing that you didn't fail at uni makes yourself not create the wish to begin with, defeating the purpose of actually wishing, creating a paradox. Also, you made me hurt my head.

I wish I had a million bucks.

[Domanating]

A million bucks coming up!

I wish G.K wished for a fork

[playzooki]

Granted, G.K. wishes for a fork to kill you

i wish people would realise autotune is sh**

[Badnik96]

Granted, but now they think rap music is better

I wish that my computer wasn't a pile of garbage

[RedAce]

Granted. You now have have to take the trash in and now clean it.

I wish for a girlfriend who truly cares for me.

[Philippa]

Granted, but she cares too much and won't let you do anything in case you are harmed, like With Folded Hands

I wish for a good night's sleep. Please.

[RedAce]

Granted, but the problem is that you need to stay up all night and set up traps so you can catch some sleep.

I wish for R0B0 to come back.

[G.K.]

Granted, but he and Nary finally realise their sweet, passionate love, and before we know it there are NARB0's flooding the forum.

I wish for a sp.... a sp.... -something different, GK!- a sp.... a spoon!

[rnifnuf]

Granted, but the spoon has a gaping hole, rendering it useless as an eating utensil.

I wish I could expect the Spanish Inquisition

[Meganerdbomb]

Granted, but the spoon has a gaping hole, rendering it useless as an eating utensil.

I wish I could expect the Spanish Inquisition

granted, but you still getting burned at the stake. I wish I wasn't so drunk right now.

[Resetti's Replicas]

Granted, we'll fast-forward you to the hangover.

I wish that the second Miles Edgeworth game got an English release.

[RedAce]

Granted, but no one translated the dialogue from the Japanese language.

I wish had money for the upcoming Smash 4 DLC.