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Off-Topic => Chatterbox => Topic started by: Wolfsbane on May 09, 2014, 10:54:17 AM

Title: Ruin-a-wish foundation!
Post by: Wolfsbane on May 09, 2014, 10:54:17 AM
Basiclly, corrupt a wish and post your own.

I wish to own a SNES flash cart that can play ALL games.
Title: Re: Ruin-a-wish foundation!
Post by: Chaosmancer on May 09, 2014, 11:37:35 AM
Granted, but it bricks any console you put it in.

I wish I were paid minimum wage.
Title: Re: Ruin-a-wish foundation!
Post by: martymidget on May 09, 2014, 11:45:11 AM
Quote from: Chaosmancer on May 09, 2014, 11:37:35 AM
Granted, but it bricks any console you put it in.

I wish I were paid minimum wage.

Granted, but it's the minimum wage for Uganda.

I wish badnik was unmuted :/
Title: Re: Ruin-a-wish foundation!
Post by: SKBT on May 09, 2014, 01:53:04 PM
Quote from: martymidget on May 09, 2014, 11:45:11 AM
Quote from: Chaosmancer on May 09, 2014, 11:37:35 AM
Granted, but it bricks any console you put it in.

I wish I were paid minimum wage.

Granted, but it's the minimum wage for Uganda.

I wish badnik was unmuted :/

done but he is stuck on the home shopping network.


I wish for potato
Title: Re: Ruin-a-wish foundation!
Post by: Philippa on May 09, 2014, 01:55:03 PM
granted but 2muchpotato4u

I wish that I could spend more time with my Kossykins. <3
Title: Re: Ruin-a-wish foundation!
Post by: Merrick on May 09, 2014, 02:20:53 PM
Granted, but he's actually a 50 year old, 23 stone paedophile in real life.

I wish I hit my target of losing 2 stone in weight.
Title: Re: Ruin-a-wish foundation!
Post by: Naryar on May 09, 2014, 02:35:08 PM
granted, but - oh **** that

FLAGGED FOR BULLYING !!1!1!one!
Title: Re: Ruin-a-wish foundation!
Post by: SKBT on May 09, 2014, 03:29:35 PM
Quote from: Mazakari on May 09, 2014, 02:20:53 PM
Granted, but he's actually a 50 year old, 23 stone paedophile in real life.

I wish I hit my target of losing 2 stone in weight.

granted but they are actually pebbles


I wish for an alternate universe where meta wish runing rules don't apply
Title: Re: Ruin-a-wish foundation!
Post by: Philippa on May 09, 2014, 04:37:40 PM
Quote from: SKBT on May 09, 2014, 03:29:35 PM
Quote from: Mazakari on May 09, 2014, 02:20:53 PM
Granted, but he's actually a 50 year old, 23 stone paedophile in real life.

I wish I hit my target of losing 2 stone in weight.

granted but they are actually pebbles


I wish for an alternate universe where meta wish runing rules don't apply
Granted, but you are the only one who cannot make a wish.

I wish for this wish to be ruined.
Title: Re: Ruin-a-wish foundation!
Post by: SKBT on May 09, 2014, 06:33:36 PM
Quote from: Kurt Wylde on May 09, 2014, 04:37:40 PM
Quote from: SKBT on May 09, 2014, 03:29:35 PM
Quote from: Mazakari on May 09, 2014, 02:20:53 PM
Granted, but he's actually a 50 year old, 23 stone paedophile in real life.

I wish I hit my target of losing 2 stone in weight.

granted but they are actually pebbles


I wish for an alternate universe where meta wish runing rules don't apply
Granted, but you are the only one who cannot make a wish.

I wish for this wish to be ruined.

you get potato

I wish for a bag of Doritos
Title: Re: Ruin-a-wish foundation!
Post by: Merrick on May 09, 2014, 07:04:25 PM
Quote from: SKBT on May 09, 2014, 06:33:36 PM
Quote from: Kurt Wylde on May 09, 2014, 04:37:40 PM
Quote from: SKBT on May 09, 2014, 03:29:35 PM
Quote from: Mazakari on May 09, 2014, 02:20:53 PM
Granted, but he's actually a 50 year old, 23 stone paedophile in real life.

I wish I hit my target of losing 2 stone in weight.

granted but they are actually pebbles


I wish for an alternate universe where meta wish runing rules don't apply
Granted, but you are the only one who cannot make a wish.

I wish for this wish to be ruined.

you get potato

I wish for a bag of Doritos

Granted.....but the frogurt is Doritos are also cursed.

I wish for love. Please. I just want to be held.
Title: Re: Ruin-a-wish foundation!
Post by: rnifnuf on May 09, 2014, 07:11:40 PM
Quote from: Mazakari on May 09, 2014, 07:04:25 PM
Quote from: SKBT on May 09, 2014, 06:33:36 PM
Quote from: Kurt Wylde on May 09, 2014, 04:37:40 PM
Quote from: SKBT on May 09, 2014, 03:29:35 PM
Quote from: Mazakari on May 09, 2014, 02:20:53 PM
Granted, but he's actually a 50 year old, 23 stone paedophile in real life.

I wish I hit my target of losing 2 stone in weight.

granted but they are actually pebbles


I wish for an alternate universe where meta wish runing rules don't apply
Granted, but you are the only one who cannot make a wish.

I wish for this wish to be ruined.

you get potato

I wish for a bag of Doritos

Granted.....but the frogurt is Doritos are also cursed.

I wish for love. Please. I just want to be held.

Wish granted, but your lover is a very horny gorilla that has a fetish for can openers.

I wish that Dr. Monica Wehby would shut her stupid face.
Title: Re: Ruin-a-wish foundation!
Post by: Wolfsbane on May 10, 2014, 09:01:06 PM
Quote from: rnifnuf on May 09, 2014, 07:11:40 PM
Quote from: Mazakari on May 09, 2014, 07:04:25 PM
Quote from: SKBT on May 09, 2014, 06:33:36 PM
Quote from: Kurt Wylde on May 09, 2014, 04:37:40 PM
Quote from: SKBT on May 09, 2014, 03:29:35 PM
Quote from: Mazakari on May 09, 2014, 02:20:53 PM
Granted, but he's actually a 50 year old, 23 stone paedophile in real life.

I wish I hit my target of losing 2 stone in weight.

granted but they are actually pebbles


I wish for an alternate universe where meta wish runing rules don't apply
Granted, but you are the only one who cannot make a wish.

I wish for this wish to be ruined.

you get potato

I wish for a bag of Doritos

Granted.....but the frogurt is Doritos are also cursed.

I wish for love. Please. I just want to be held.

Wish granted, but your lover is a very horny gorilla that has a fetish for can openers.

I wish that Dr. Monica Wehby would shut her stupid face.

Granted, she now has no face.

I wish to be a GOD!
Title: Re: Ruin-a-wish foundation!
Post by: SKBT on May 10, 2014, 09:07:38 PM
Quote from: Wolfsbane on May 10, 2014, 09:01:06 PM
Quote from: rnifnuf on May 09, 2014, 07:11:40 PM
Quote from: Mazakari on May 09, 2014, 07:04:25 PM
Quote from: SKBT on May 09, 2014, 06:33:36 PM
Quote from: Kurt Wylde on May 09, 2014, 04:37:40 PM
Quote from: SKBT on May 09, 2014, 03:29:35 PM
Quote from: Mazakari on May 09, 2014, 02:20:53 PM
Granted, but he's actually a 50 year old, 23 stone paedophile in real life.

I wish I hit my target of losing 2 stone in weight.

granted but they are actually pebbles


I wish for an alternate universe where meta wish runing rules don't apply
Granted, but you are the only one who cannot make a wish.

I wish for this wish to be ruined.

you get potato

I wish for a bag of Doritos

Granted.....but the frogurt is Doritos are also cursed.

I wish for love. Please. I just want to be held.

Wish granted, but your lover is a very horny gorilla that has a fetish for can openers.

I wish that Dr. Monica Wehby would shut her stupid face.

Granted, she now has no face.

I wish to be a GOD!

granted but your powers only work when you are in the previously created alternate meta universe and you have no way to get there.


i wish objects say their name whenever they are used.
Title: Re: Ruin-a-wish foundation!
Post by: rnifnuf on May 10, 2014, 09:15:43 PM
Granted, but from now on, people can only use things with dumb names.

I wish that political ads would simply cease to exist.
Title: Re: Ruin-a-wish foundation!
Post by: MassimoV on May 10, 2014, 11:23:15 PM
Granted, but they're all replaced with gay porn ads.

I wish for this wish to be ruined.
Title: Re: Ruin-a-wish foundation!
Post by: rnifnuf on May 11, 2014, 12:53:51 AM
Granted.

I wish for this wish to be granted.
Title: Re: Ruin-a-wish foundation!
Post by: Naryar on May 11, 2014, 07:36:21 AM
Granted. But since you didn't specified what wish it was, you are granted nothing but false hope. Way to ruin a perfectly serviceable wish.

I wish to conquer all that I see !

Title: Re: Ruin-a-wish foundation!
Post by: Wacky Bob on May 11, 2014, 07:56:38 AM
Granted, but you go blind and can't see anything.

I wish the weight limit for LWs was 250 kgs.
Title: Re: Ruin-a-wish foundation!
Post by: Domanating on May 11, 2014, 08:03:39 AM
Granted, but every component doubles in weight

I wish for some chicken
Title: Re: Ruin-a-wish foundation!
Post by: TriTon on May 11, 2014, 10:32:07 AM
Granted, but it's live.

I wish for tomato.
Title: Re: Ruin-a-wish foundation!
Post by: SKBT on May 11, 2014, 10:38:37 AM
Quote from: TriTon on May 11, 2014, 10:32:07 AM
Granted, but it's live.

I wish for tomato.

sorry you get potato

i wish that walruses were chartreuse
Title: Re: Ruin-a-wish foundation!
Post by: rnifnuf on May 11, 2014, 12:05:44 PM
Granted, but you died, so you can't see the chartreuse walruses.

I wish for the power of time travel.
Title: Re: Ruin-a-wish foundation!
Post by: HurricaneAndrew on May 11, 2014, 02:24:43 PM
Quote from: rnifnuf on May 11, 2014, 12:05:44 PM
Granted, but you died, so you can't see the chartreuse walruses.

I wish for the power of time travel.

Granted but you can only travel a few hours ahead or back at a time.

I wish my wife wanted to **** more.
Title: Re: Ruin-a-wish foundation!
Post by: KOS on May 11, 2014, 02:33:02 PM
Granted but she has STD's


I wish for a L11 Multi...
Title: Re: Ruin-a-wish foundation!
Post by: Wolfsbane on May 17, 2014, 11:48:12 AM
Quote from: KOS_Flow on May 11, 2014, 02:33:02 PM
Granted but she has STD's


I wish for a L11 Multi...

granted, it self-destructs

I wish to be able to modify the earth and it's inhabitants any way I please.
Title: Re: Ruin-a-wish foundation!
Post by: Philippa on May 17, 2014, 11:56:53 AM
Quote from: Wolfsbane on May 17, 2014, 11:48:12 AM
Quote from: KOS_Flow on May 11, 2014, 02:33:02 PM
Granted but she has STD's


I wish for a L11 Multi...

granted, it self-destructs

I wish to be able to modify the earth and it's inhabitants any way I please.
Granted but you can only modify yourself negatively and everyone else ignores you.

I wish for battery chargers and AC/DC adapters that won't blow up and/or break on first use.
Title: Re: Ruin-a-wish foundation!
Post by: Wolfsbane on May 17, 2014, 12:19:06 PM
Quote from: Kurt Wylde on May 17, 2014, 11:56:53 AM
Quote from: Wolfsbane on May 17, 2014, 11:48:12 AM
Quote from: KOS_Flow on May 11, 2014, 02:33:02 PM
Granted but she has STD's


I wish for a L11 Multi...

granted, it self-destructs

I wish to be able to modify the earth and it's inhabitants any way I please.
Granted but you can only modify yourself negatively and everyone else ignores you.

I wish for battery chargers and AC/DC adapters that won't blow up and/or break on first use.

Granted, they short circuit your electronics.

I wish for a Nintoaster.

http://www.stupidfingers.com/projects/nintoaster2/ (http://www.stupidfingers.com/projects/nintoaster2/)
Title: Re: Ruin-a-wish foundation!
Post by: rnifnuf on May 17, 2014, 03:56:55 PM
Granted, but it actually toasts your games.

I wish that Monica Lewinsky would cease to exist.
Title: Re: Ruin-a-wish foundation!
Post by: helloface on May 17, 2014, 05:49:27 PM
Granted, but she's your biological mother and you also cease to exist.

I wish people would stop wearing shirts with vague expressions like "Dope" and "Killin' It".
Title: Re: Ruin-a-wish foundation!
Post by: MassimoV on May 17, 2014, 08:59:04 PM
Granted but you're still a little hipster bitch.

I wish to bang helloface's sexy-ass sister.
Title: Re: Ruin-a-wish foundation!
Post by: Wolfsbane on May 17, 2014, 09:12:58 PM
Quote from: MassimoV on May 17, 2014, 08:59:04 PM
Granted but you're still a little hipster bitch.

I wish to bang helloface's sexy-ass sister.

Granted, you now have blue waffles.

(http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/123/034/An64h.png)

Summer's coming, so that means i'm going to the pool. I wish for the coolest pooltoy ever i.e.


Title: Re: Ruin-a-wish foundation!
Post by: Wacky Bob on May 17, 2014, 09:39:35 PM
Granted, but you take it out into the ocean, where it deflates and gets eaten by a shark, which gets pulled into a whirlpool, never to be seen again.

I wish my bots could outwedge anything.
Title: Re: Ruin-a-wish foundation!
Post by: SKBT on May 17, 2014, 10:09:30 PM
but it only out wedges a crappy noob boy called "everything"


I wish that I was goatmod
Title: Re: Ruin-a-wish foundation!
Post by: madman3 on May 18, 2014, 06:49:44 AM
Granted, but you become goatmod of a forum which only has you and Noodles as members.

I wish that Nigel Farage exploded.
Title: Re: Ruin-a-wish foundation!
Post by: martymidget on May 18, 2014, 07:22:23 AM
Quote from: madman3 on May 18, 2014, 06:49:44 AM
Granted, but you become goatmod of a forum which only has you and Noodles as members.

I wish that Nigel Farage exploded.

Granted, but it was all over your face.

I wish that it was the 31st of May, 2014.
Title: Re: Ruin-a-wish foundation!
Post by: Philippa on May 18, 2014, 07:28:37 AM
Granted but it is that day forever for you.

I wish.
Title: Re: Ruin-a-wish foundation!
Post by: madman3 on May 18, 2014, 10:21:59 AM
Granted, but you only wish that that was the case.

I wish that I was the most beautiful human being alive.
Title: Re: Ruin-a-wish foundation!
Post by: Wacky Bob on May 18, 2014, 10:28:18 AM
Granted, but everyone else in the world dies.

I wish erasers would never wear out.
Title: Re: Ruin-a-wish foundation!
Post by: SKBT on May 18, 2014, 10:32:09 AM
but it smears everything you try to erase.


I wish doorknobs had a 1 in 10 chance of biting your hand when grabbed
Title: Re: Ruin-a-wish foundation!
Post by: frezal on May 18, 2014, 10:33:43 PM
Quote from: Domanating on May 11, 2014, 08:03:39 AM
Granted, but every component doubles in weight

I wish for some chicken
Granted, but you are now Guy Fieri.

(http://poormans-gourmet.com/funky-foods/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/the-homewrecker-hotdog-guy-fieri.jpg)

I wish my laminator would heat up faster.
Title: Re: Ruin-a-wish foundation!
Post by: helloface on May 19, 2014, 01:06:27 AM
Granted, but it melts the plastic onto the paper.

I wish everyone at school didn't think I'm a stoner.
Title: Re: Ruin-a-wish foundation!
Post by: Badnik96 on May 19, 2014, 06:02:21 AM
Granted, but now you're addicted to heroin.

I wish for an army of robotic slaves to do my bidding.
Title: Re: Ruin-a-wish foundation!
Post by: cephalopod on May 19, 2014, 06:15:46 AM
Granted. They bid for you at an auction. An auction of dead mice. You win all the dead mice.

I wish getting out of bed was easier.
Title: Re: Ruin-a-wish foundation!
Post by: Wolfsbane on May 19, 2014, 09:20:15 AM
Quote from: Craaig on May 19, 2014, 06:15:46 AM
Granted. They bid for you at an auction. An auction of dead mice. You win all the dead mice.

I wish getting out of bed was easier.

Granted, you no longer have a bed, and you experience moderate to severe back pains from sleeping on the floor every night.

I wish I was THE UNICORN WIZARD!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gbra-rKXzk4# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gbra-rKXzk4#)
Title: Re: Ruin-a-wish foundation!
Post by: RedAce on May 29, 2015, 08:23:17 PM
Granted, but your used to it now.

I wish I don't get whacked for bumping threads.
Title: Re: Ruin-a-wish foundation!
Post by: Philippa on May 29, 2015, 08:44:48 PM
Granted but you get muted instead of whacked

I wish for Playground to rise from the dead.
Title: Re: Ruin-a-wish foundation!
Post by: RedAce on May 29, 2015, 08:48:35 PM
Granted. It has Swing sets, slides, sandboxes and much more made for younger kids.


I wish I can think of something cool to wish for.
Title: Re: Ruin-a-wish foundation!
Post by: MassimoV on May 29, 2015, 09:05:01 PM
You wish to get laid.

I wish for new Battlebots to be sh**.
Title: Re: Ruin-a-wish foundation!
Post by: helloface on May 30, 2015, 01:56:22 AM
Quote from: MassimoV on May 29, 2015, 09:05:01 PM
You wish to get laid.

I wish for new Battlebots to be sh**.
Granted, but hey Warhead's in it.

I wish Andrew was unbanned.
Title: Re: Ruin-a-wish foundation!
Post by: playzooki on May 30, 2015, 02:13:44 AM
Granted, but naryar is still a mod

I wish for naryar to lose his mod powers and skbt promoted to goatmod.
Title: Re: Ruin-a-wish foundation!
Post by: dezox on May 30, 2015, 04:05:25 AM
Quote from: playzooki on May 30, 2015, 02:13:44 AM
Granted, but naryar is still a mod

I wish for naryar to lose his mod powers and skbt promoted to goatmod.
Granted, but naryar is now leader of the earth.

I wish that playzooki had hoofs insted of hands
Title: Re: Ruin-a-wish foundation!
Post by: G.K. on May 30, 2015, 07:45:12 AM
Granted, but he becomes a championship-winning racehorse.

I wish for a spoon.
Title: Re: Ruin-a-wish foundation!
Post by: yugitom on May 30, 2015, 08:13:27 AM
Granted, but it's a spork.

I wish I was the very best, that no one ever was.
Title: Re: Ruin-a-wish foundation!
Post by: Badnik96 on May 30, 2015, 12:49:16 PM
Granted, but you're now ten years old, never age, and are stuck with two travel companions that are always annoying and change every year.

I wish for 420 dank memes.
Title: Re: Ruin-a-wish foundation!
Post by: playzooki on May 30, 2015, 01:50:58 PM
Granted, but they are le epic 9g0g maymays
 
I wish the sh** i was promised will mean something when i am dead (napalm death reference :V)
Title: Re: Ruin-a-wish foundation!
Post by: Badnik96 on May 30, 2015, 02:49:08 PM
Granted, but it's actual sh** and you're in hell.

I wish that skype's interface wasn't absolute crap.
Title: Re: Ruin-a-wish foundation!
Post by: Philippa on May 30, 2015, 05:13:37 PM
Granted, but every other website becomes crap.

I wish for Kossy to come back and hug me.
Title: Re: Ruin-a-wish foundation!
Post by: Avalanche on May 30, 2015, 06:31:40 PM
Granted, but Kossy explodes on impact.
I wish for £1000 given to me every day.
Title: Re: Ruin-a-wish foundation!
Post by: RedAce on May 30, 2015, 06:53:34 PM
Granted. You get £1000 in Monopoly money

I wish Robin Williams would be brought back to life.
Title: Re: Ruin-a-wish foundation!
Post by: Philippa on May 30, 2015, 07:02:11 PM
Granted, but seriously who cares?

I wish Kossy comes back and doesn't explode.
Title: Re: Ruin-a-wish foundation!
Post by: Domanating on May 30, 2015, 07:26:29 PM
Granted, but he despises you.

I wish I wasn't up so late writing this post.
Title: Re: Ruin-a-wish foundation!
Post by: Philippa on May 30, 2015, 07:35:05 PM
Kossy would never have any feelings towards me that weren't positive.
Title: Re: Ruin-a-wish foundation!
Post by: RedAce on May 30, 2015, 09:46:21 PM
Quote from: Domanating on May 30, 2015, 07:26:29 PM
Granted, but he despises you.

I wish I wasn't up so late writing this post.
Granted, but you are now sleeping during the daylight.

I wish I could fly.
Title: Re: Ruin-a-wish foundation!
Post by: helloface on May 30, 2015, 09:56:41 PM
Quote from: RedAce on May 30, 2015, 09:46:21 PM
Quote from: Domanating on May 30, 2015, 07:26:29 PM
Granted, but he despises you.

I wish I wasn't up so late writing this post.
Granted, but you are now sleeping during the daylight.

I wish I could fly.
Granted, but you fly at a speed of 0.0001kph.

I wish Kurt would stop with the sh**ty overforced ship.
Title: Re: Ruin-a-wish foundation!
Post by: rnifnuf on June 01, 2015, 06:28:57 PM
Quote from: helloface199 on May 30, 2015, 09:56:41 PM
Quote from: RedAce on May 30, 2015, 09:46:21 PM
Quote from: Domanating on May 30, 2015, 07:26:29 PM
Granted, but he despises you.

I wish I wasn't up so late writing this post.
Granted, but you are now sleeping during the daylight.

I wish I could fly.
Granted, but you fly at a speed of 0.0001kph.

I wish Kurt would stop with the sh**ty overforced ship.

Granted, but now he ships himself with you.

I wish that the school board was not entirely out of touch with the schools.
Title: Re: Ruin-a-wish foundation!
Post by: G.K. on June 02, 2015, 07:37:58 AM
Granted, but to stay in touch they get hyper-invovled. There is now a school board member present in every classroom and they disrupt teaching by talking at the back all the time. Gosh darn it!

I wish for a spoon.
Title: Re: Ruin-a-wish foundation!
Post by: RedAce on June 02, 2015, 08:06:45 AM
Granted, but the band is in America, and you didn't wish for money to go with it.

I wish that MLG memes will cease to exist.
Title: Re: Ruin-a-wish foundation!
Post by: playzooki on June 02, 2015, 02:05:53 PM
Granted, but a new, more annoying trend happens

I wish andy was admin instead of trov
Title: Re: Ruin-a-wish foundation!
Post by: RedAce on June 02, 2015, 02:55:48 PM
Granted. He's now an administrator for PZKfourms.

I wish I can lose 60 pounds.
Title: Re: Ruin-a-wish foundation!
Post by: NeighImACarrot on June 02, 2015, 03:18:57 PM
You lose it by having your limbs amputated.
I wish i could have friends.
Title: Re: Ruin-a-wish foundation!
Post by: Philippa on June 02, 2015, 03:22:28 PM
No amount of wishes could grant that

I wish that the BaneBot wheels I need weren't discontinued. :<
Title: Re: Ruin-a-wish foundation!
Post by: G.K. on June 02, 2015, 03:28:16 PM
Granted, but their lack of demand leaves millions of units left on the shelves. As time goes on and wheels left unpurchased, money vanishes out of the global system. The socioeconomic repercussions are felt by all around the world, particularly middle-class westerners. Before long, we have all decended into a lawless warzone, and humanity has doomed itself.

I wish for a spoon.
Title: Re: Ruin-a-wish foundation!
Post by: The Ounce on June 02, 2015, 03:35:30 PM
Granted, but it's too big.

I wish my computer had a decent video card.
Title: Re: Ruin-a-wish foundation!
Post by: G.K. on June 02, 2015, 03:37:27 PM
Granted, but to pay for it, you have to sell the rest of your computer.

I wish for a spoon.
Title: Re: Ruin-a-wish foundation!
Post by: playzooki on June 02, 2015, 03:46:54 PM
Granted, but the spoon is sh**

I wish for banter
Title: Re: Ruin-a-wish foundation!
Post by: rnifnuf on June 03, 2015, 06:41:59 PM
Granted, but it is in the form of MLG memes.

I wish for social democracy in America.
Title: Re: Ruin-a-wish foundation!
Post by: dezox on June 03, 2015, 09:35:26 PM
Quote from: rnifnuf on June 03, 2015, 06:41:59 PM
Granted, but it is in the form of MLG memes.

I wish for social democracy in America.
Granted, but only in South America

I wish jonzu and naryar adopt a Chines child  together
Title: Re: Ruin-a-wish foundation!
Post by: rnifnuf on June 04, 2015, 12:48:18 AM
Granted, but Naryar raises it to kill you.

I wish for this wish to not be granted.
Title: Re: Ruin-a-wish foundation!
Post by: MassimoV on June 04, 2015, 01:50:21 AM
Granted

I wish for another wish.
Title: Re: Ruin-a-wish foundation!
Post by: G.K. on June 04, 2015, 04:49:27 AM
Granted but you can't post until somebody else posts.

I wish for a spoon.
Title: Re: Ruin-a-wish foundation!
Post by: martymidget on June 04, 2015, 05:27:53 AM
Granted, but it's a predatory spoon that hunts you down and eats you.

I wish for an endless supply of alcohol.
Title: Re: Ruin-a-wish foundation!
Post by: cephalopod on June 04, 2015, 05:41:42 AM
Granted. It's all Strongbow. Regular apple Strongbow.

I wish I didn't fail this year of uni so bad :P
Title: Re: Ruin-a-wish foundation!
Post by: RedAce on June 04, 2015, 07:57:29 AM
Granted, but now you wishing that you didn't fail at uni makes yourself not create the wish to begin with, defeating the purpose of actually wishing, creating a paradox. Also, you made me hurt my head.

I wish I had a million bucks.
Title: Re: Ruin-a-wish foundation!
Post by: Domanating on June 04, 2015, 10:14:30 AM
A million bucks coming up!

I wish G.K wished for a fork
Title: Re: Ruin-a-wish foundation!
Post by: playzooki on June 04, 2015, 03:05:45 PM
Granted, G.K. wishes for a fork to kill you

i wish people would realise autotune is sh**
Title: Re: Ruin-a-wish foundation!
Post by: Badnik96 on June 04, 2015, 05:22:25 PM
Granted, but now they think rap music is better

I wish that my computer wasn't a pile of garbage
Title: Re: Ruin-a-wish foundation!
Post by: RedAce on June 04, 2015, 05:42:43 PM
Granted. You now have have to take the trash in and now clean it.

I wish for a girlfriend who truly cares for me.
Title: Re: Ruin-a-wish foundation!
Post by: Philippa on June 04, 2015, 05:52:24 PM
Granted, but she cares too much and won't let you do anything in case you are harmed, like With Folded Hands

I wish for a good night's sleep. Please.
Title: Re: Ruin-a-wish foundation!
Post by: RedAce on June 04, 2015, 06:03:28 PM
Granted, but the problem is that you need to stay up all night and set up traps so you can catch some sleep.

I wish for R0B0 to come back.
Title: Re: Ruin-a-wish foundation!
Post by: G.K. on June 04, 2015, 06:15:10 PM
Granted, but he and Nary finally realise their sweet, passionate love, and before we know it there are NARB0's flooding the forum.

I wish for a sp.... a sp.... -something different, GK!- a sp.... a spoon!
Title: Re: Ruin-a-wish foundation!
Post by: rnifnuf on June 05, 2015, 08:10:58 PM
Granted, but the spoon has a gaping hole, rendering it useless as an eating utensil.

I wish I could expect the Spanish Inquisition
Title: Re: Ruin-a-wish foundation!
Post by: Meganerdbomb on June 05, 2015, 08:18:57 PM
Quote from: rnifnuf on June 05, 2015, 08:10:58 PM
Granted, but the spoon has a gaping hole, rendering it useless as an eating utensil.

I wish I could expect the Spanish Inquisition
granted, but you still getting burned at the stake. I wish I wasn't so drunk right now.
Title: Re: Ruin-a-wish foundation!
Post by: Resetti's Replicas on June 05, 2015, 08:57:45 PM
Granted, we'll fast-forward you to the hangover.

I wish that the second Miles Edgeworth game got an English release.
Title: Re: Ruin-a-wish foundation!
Post by: RedAce on June 06, 2015, 07:54:00 AM
Granted, but no one translated the dialogue from the Japanese language.

I wish had money for the upcoming Smash 4 DLC.
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