Author Topic: Ruin-a-wish foundation! (Read 5873 times)

Philippa · « **Reply #60 on:** May 30, 2015, 07:02:11 PM »

Granted, but seriously who cares?

I wish Kossy comes back and doesn't explode.

Domanating · « **Reply #61 on:** May 30, 2015, 07:26:29 PM »

Granted, but he despises you.

I wish I wasn't up so late writing this post.

Philippa · « **Reply #62 on:** May 30, 2015, 07:35:05 PM »

Kossy would never have any feelings towards me that weren't positive.

RedAce · « **Reply #63 on:** May 30, 2015, 09:46:21 PM »

Quote from: Domanating on May 30, 2015, 07:26:29 PM

Granted, but he despises you.

I wish I wasn't up so late writing this post.

Granted, but you are now sleeping during the daylight.

I wish I could fly.

helloface · « **Reply #64 on:** May 30, 2015, 09:56:41 PM »

Quote from: RedAce on May 30, 2015, 09:46:21 PM

Quote from: Domanating on May 30, 2015, 07:26:29 PM
Granted, but he despises you.

I wish I wasn't up so late writing this post.
Granted, but you are now sleeping during the daylight.

I wish I could fly.

Granted, but you fly at a speed of 0.0001kph.

I wish Kurt would stop with the sh**ty overforced ship.

rnifnuf · « **Reply #65 on:** June 01, 2015, 06:28:57 PM »

Quote from: helloface199 on May 30, 2015, 09:56:41 PM

Quote from: RedAce on May 30, 2015, 09:46:21 PM
Quote from: Domanating on May 30, 2015, 07:26:29 PM
Granted, but he despises you.

I wish I wasn't up so late writing this post.
Granted, but you are now sleeping during the daylight.

I wish I could fly.
Granted, but you fly at a speed of 0.0001kph.

I wish Kurt would stop with the sh**ty overforced ship.

Granted, but now he ships himself with you.

I wish that the school board was not entirely out of touch with the schools.

G.K. · « **Reply #66 on:** June 02, 2015, 07:37:58 AM »

Granted, but to stay in touch they get hyper-invovled. There is now a school board member present in every classroom and they disrupt teaching by talking at the back all the time. Gosh darn it!

I wish for a spoon.

RedAce · « **Reply #67 on:** June 02, 2015, 08:06:45 AM »

Granted, but the band is in America, and you didn't wish for money to go with it.

I wish that MLG memes will cease to exist.

playzooki · « **Reply #68 on:** June 02, 2015, 02:05:53 PM »

Granted, but a new, more annoying trend happens

I wish andy was admin instead of trov

RedAce · « **Reply #69 on:** June 02, 2015, 02:55:48 PM »

Granted. He's now an administrator for PZKfourms.

I wish I can lose 60 pounds.

NeighImACarrot · « **Reply #70 on:** June 02, 2015, 03:18:57 PM »

You lose it by having your limbs amputated.
I wish i could have friends.

Philippa · « **Reply #71 on:** June 02, 2015, 03:22:28 PM »

No amount of wishes could grant that

I wish that the BaneBot wheels I need weren't discontinued. :<

G.K. · « **Reply #72 on:** June 02, 2015, 03:28:16 PM »

Granted, but their lack of demand leaves millions of units left on the shelves. As time goes on and wheels left unpurchased, money vanishes out of the global system. The socioeconomic repercussions are felt by all around the world, particularly middle-class westerners. Before long, we have all decended into a lawless warzone, and humanity has doomed itself.

I wish for a spoon.

The Ounce · « **Reply #73 on:** June 02, 2015, 03:35:30 PM »

Granted, but it's too big.

I wish my computer had a decent video card.

G.K. · « **Reply #74 on:** June 02, 2015, 03:37:27 PM »

Granted, but to pay for it, you have to sell the rest of your computer.

I wish for a spoon.

playzooki · « **Reply #75 on:** June 02, 2015, 03:46:54 PM »

Granted, but the spoon is sh**

I wish for banter

rnifnuf · « **Reply #76 on:** June 03, 2015, 06:41:59 PM »

Granted, but it is in the form of MLG memes.

I wish for social democracy in America.

dezox · « **Reply #77 on:** June 03, 2015, 09:35:26 PM »

Quote from: rnifnuf on June 03, 2015, 06:41:59 PM

Granted, but it is in the form of MLG memes.

I wish for social democracy in America.

Granted, but only in South America

I wish jonzu and naryar adopt a Chines child together

rnifnuf · « **Reply #78 on:** June 04, 2015, 12:48:18 AM »

Granted, but Naryar raises it to kill you.

I wish for this wish to not be granted.

MassimoV · « **Reply #79 on:** June 04, 2015, 01:50:21 AM »

Granted

I wish for another wish.