Author Topic: Ruin-a-wish foundation! (Read 5855 times)

frezal · « **Reply #40 on:** May 18, 2014, 10:33:43 PM »

Quote from: Domanating on May 11, 2014, 08:03:39 AM

Granted, but every component doubles in weight

I wish for some chicken

Granted, but you are now Guy Fieri.

I wish my laminator would heat up faster.

helloface · « **Reply #41 on:** May 19, 2014, 01:06:27 AM »

Granted, but it melts the plastic onto the paper.

I wish everyone at school didn't think I'm a stoner.

Badnik96 · « **Reply #42 on:** May 19, 2014, 06:02:21 AM »

Granted, but now you're addicted to heroin.

I wish for an army of robotic slaves to do my bidding.

cephalopod · « **Reply #43 on:** May 19, 2014, 06:15:46 AM »

Granted. They bid for you at an auction. An auction of dead mice. You win all the dead mice.

I wish getting out of bed was easier.

Wolfsbane · « **Reply #44 on:** May 19, 2014, 09:20:15 AM »

Quote from: Craaig on May 19, 2014, 06:15:46 AM

Granted. They bid for you at an auction. An auction of dead mice. You win all the dead mice.

I wish getting out of bed was easier.

Granted, you no longer have a bed, and you experience moderate to severe back pains from sleeping on the floor every night.

I wish I was THE UNICORN WIZARD!

RedAce · « **Reply #45 on:** May 29, 2015, 08:23:17 PM »

Granted, but your used to it now.

I wish I don't get whacked for bumping threads.

Philippa · « **Reply #46 on:** May 29, 2015, 08:44:48 PM »

Granted but you get muted instead of whacked

I wish for Playground to rise from the dead.

RedAce · « **Reply #47 on:** May 29, 2015, 08:48:35 PM »

Granted. It has Swing sets, slides, sandboxes and much more made for younger kids.

I wish I can think of something cool to wish for.

MassimoV · « **Reply #48 on:** May 29, 2015, 09:05:01 PM »

You wish to get laid.

I wish for new Battlebots to be sh**.

helloface · « **Reply #49 on:** May 30, 2015, 01:56:22 AM »

Quote from: MassimoV on May 29, 2015, 09:05:01 PM

You wish to get laid.

I wish for new Battlebots to be sh**.

Granted, but hey Warhead's in it.

I wish Andrew was unbanned.

playzooki · « **Reply #50 on:** May 30, 2015, 02:13:44 AM »

Granted, but naryar is still a mod

I wish for naryar to lose his mod powers and skbt promoted to goatmod.

dezox · « **Reply #51 on:** May 30, 2015, 04:05:25 AM »

Quote from: playzooki on May 30, 2015, 02:13:44 AM

Granted, but naryar is still a mod

I wish for naryar to lose his mod powers and skbt promoted to goatmod.

Granted, but naryar is now leader of the earth.

I wish that playzooki had hoofs insted of hands

G.K. · « **Reply #52 on:** May 30, 2015, 07:45:12 AM »

Granted, but he becomes a championship-winning racehorse.

I wish for a spoon.

yugitom · « **Reply #53 on:** May 30, 2015, 08:13:27 AM »

Granted, but it's a spork.

I wish I was the very best, that no one ever was.

Badnik96 · « **Reply #54 on:** May 30, 2015, 12:49:16 PM »

Granted, but you're now ten years old, never age, and are stuck with two travel companions that are always annoying and change every year.

I wish for 420 dank memes.

playzooki · « **Reply #55 on:** May 30, 2015, 01:50:58 PM »

Granted, but they are le epic 9g0g maymays

I wish the sh** i was promised will mean something when i am dead (napalm death reference :V)

Badnik96 · « **Reply #56 on:** May 30, 2015, 02:49:08 PM »

Granted, but it's actual sh** and you're in hell.

I wish that skype's interface wasn't absolute crap.

Philippa · « **Reply #57 on:** May 30, 2015, 05:13:37 PM »

Granted, but every other website becomes crap.

I wish for Kossy to come back and hug me.

Avalanche · « **Reply #58 on:** May 30, 2015, 06:31:40 PM »

Granted, but Kossy explodes on impact.
I wish for £1000 given to me every day.

RedAce · « **Reply #59 on:** May 30, 2015, 06:53:34 PM »

Granted. You get £1000 in Monopoly money

I wish Robin Williams would be brought back to life.