Author Topic: Ruin-a-wish foundation! (Read 5887 times)

TriTon · « **Reply #20 on:** May 11, 2014, 10:32:07 AM »

Granted, but it's live.

I wish for tomato.

SKBT · « **Reply #21 on:** May 11, 2014, 10:38:37 AM »

Quote from: TriTon on May 11, 2014, 10:32:07 AM

Granted, but it's live.

I wish for tomato.

sorry you get potato

i wish that walruses were chartreuse

rnifnuf · « **Reply #22 on:** May 11, 2014, 12:05:44 PM »

Granted, but you died, so you can't see the chartreuse walruses.

I wish for the power of time travel.

HurricaneAndrew · « **Reply #23 on:** May 11, 2014, 02:24:43 PM »

Quote from: rnifnuf on May 11, 2014, 12:05:44 PM

Granted, but you died, so you can't see the chartreuse walruses.

I wish for the power of time travel.

Granted but you can only travel a few hours ahead or back at a time.

I wish my wife wanted to **** more.

KOS · « **Reply #24 on:** May 11, 2014, 02:33:02 PM »

Granted but she has STD's

I wish for a L11 Multi...

Wolfsbane · « **Reply #25 on:** May 17, 2014, 11:48:12 AM »

Quote from: KOS_Flow on May 11, 2014, 02:33:02 PM

Granted but she has STD's

I wish for a L11 Multi...

granted, it self-destructs

I wish to be able to modify the earth and it's inhabitants any way I please.

Philippa · « **Reply #26 on:** May 17, 2014, 11:56:53 AM »

Quote from: Wolfsbane on May 17, 2014, 11:48:12 AM

Quote from: KOS_Flow on May 11, 2014, 02:33:02 PM
Granted but she has STD's

I wish for a L11 Multi...

granted, it self-destructs

I wish to be able to modify the earth and it's inhabitants any way I please.

Granted but you can only modify yourself negatively and everyone else ignores you.

I wish for battery chargers and AC/DC adapters that won't blow up and/or break on first use.

Wolfsbane · « **Reply #27 on:** May 17, 2014, 12:19:06 PM »

Quote from: Kurt Wylde on May 17, 2014, 11:56:53 AM

Quote from: Wolfsbane on May 17, 2014, 11:48:12 AM
Quote from: KOS_Flow on May 11, 2014, 02:33:02 PM
Granted but she has STD's

I wish for a L11 Multi...

granted, it self-destructs

I wish to be able to modify the earth and it's inhabitants any way I please.
Granted but you can only modify yourself negatively and everyone else ignores you.

I wish for battery chargers and AC/DC adapters that won't blow up and/or break on first use.

Granted, they short circuit your electronics.

I wish for a Nintoaster.

http://www.stupidfingers.com/projects/nintoaster2/

rnifnuf · « **Reply #28 on:** May 17, 2014, 03:56:55 PM »

Granted, but it actually toasts your games.

I wish that Monica Lewinsky would cease to exist.

helloface · « **Reply #29 on:** May 17, 2014, 05:49:27 PM »

Granted, but she's your biological mother and you also cease to exist.

I wish people would stop wearing shirts with vague expressions like "Dope" and "Killin' It".

MassimoV · « **Reply #30 on:** May 17, 2014, 08:59:04 PM »

Granted but you're still a little hipster bitch.

I wish to bang helloface's sexy-ass sister.

Wolfsbane · « **Reply #31 on:** May 17, 2014, 09:12:58 PM »

Quote from: MassimoV on May 17, 2014, 08:59:04 PM

Granted but you're still a little hipster bitch.

I wish to bang helloface's sexy-ass sister.

Granted, you now have blue waffles.

Summer's coming, so that means i'm going to the pool. I wish for the coolest pooltoy ever i.e.

Wacky Bob · « **Reply #32 on:** May 17, 2014, 09:39:35 PM »

Granted, but you take it out into the ocean, where it deflates and gets eaten by a shark, which gets pulled into a whirlpool, never to be seen again.

I wish my bots could outwedge anything.

SKBT · « **Reply #33 on:** May 17, 2014, 10:09:30 PM »

but it only out wedges a crappy noob boy called "everything"

I wish that I was goatmod

madman3 · « **Reply #34 on:** May 18, 2014, 06:49:44 AM »

Granted, but you become goatmod of a forum which only has you and Noodles as members.

I wish that Nigel Farage exploded.

martymidget · « **Reply #35 on:** May 18, 2014, 07:22:23 AM »

Quote from: madman3 on May 18, 2014, 06:49:44 AM

Granted, but you become goatmod of a forum which only has you and Noodles as members.

I wish that Nigel Farage exploded.

Granted, but it was all over your face.

I wish that it was the 31st of May, 2014.

Philippa · « **Reply #36 on:** May 18, 2014, 07:28:37 AM »

Granted but it is that day forever for you.

I wish.

madman3 · « **Reply #37 on:** May 18, 2014, 10:21:59 AM »

Granted, but you only wish that that was the case.

I wish that I was the most beautiful human being alive.

Wacky Bob · « **Reply #38 on:** May 18, 2014, 10:28:18 AM »

Granted, but everyone else in the world dies.

I wish erasers would never wear out.

SKBT · « **Reply #39 on:** May 18, 2014, 10:32:09 AM »

but it smears everything you try to erase.

I wish doorknobs had a 1 in 10 chance of biting your hand when grabbed