Ruin-a-wish foundation!

[Wolfsbane]

Basiclly, corrupt a wish and post your own.

I wish to own a SNES flash cart that can play ALL games.

[Chaosmancer]

Granted, but it bricks any console you put it in.

I wish I were paid minimum wage.

[martymidget]

Granted, but it bricks any console you put it in.

I wish I were paid minimum wage.

Granted, but it's the minimum wage for Uganda.

I wish badnik was unmuted :/

[SKBT]

Granted, but it bricks any console you put it in.

I wish I were paid minimum wage.

Granted, but it's the minimum wage for Uganda.

I wish badnik was unmuted :/

done but he is stuck on the home shopping network.


I wish for potato

[Philippa]

granted but 2muchpotato4u

I wish that I could spend more time with my Kossykins. <3

[Merrick]

Granted, but he's actually a 50 year old, 23 stone paedophile in real life.

I wish I hit my target of losing 2 stone in weight.

[Naryar]

granted, but - oh **** that

FLAGGED FOR BULLYING !!1!1!one!

[SKBT]

Granted, but he's actually a 50 year old, 23 stone paedophile in real life.

I wish I hit my target of losing 2 stone in weight.

granted but they are actually pebbles


I wish for an alternate universe where meta wish runing rules don't apply

[Philippa]

Granted, but he's actually a 50 year old, 23 stone paedophile in real life.

I wish I hit my target of losing 2 stone in weight.

granted but they are actually pebbles


I wish for an alternate universe where meta wish runing rules don't apply

Granted, but you are the only one who cannot make a wish.

I wish for this wish to be ruined.

[SKBT]

Granted, but he's actually a 50 year old, 23 stone paedophile in real life.

I wish I hit my target of losing 2 stone in weight.

granted but they are actually pebbles


I wish for an alternate universe where meta wish runing rules don't apply

Granted, but you are the only one who cannot make a wish.

I wish for this wish to be ruined.

you get potato

I wish for a bag of Doritos

[Merrick]

Granted, but he's actually a 50 year old, 23 stone paedophile in real life.

I wish I hit my target of losing 2 stone in weight.

granted but they are actually pebbles


I wish for an alternate universe where meta wish runing rules don't apply

Granted, but you are the only one who cannot make a wish.

I wish for this wish to be ruined.

you get potato

I wish for a bag of Doritos

Granted.....but the frogurt is Doritos are also cursed.

I wish for love. Please. I just want to be held.

[rnifnuf]

Granted, but he's actually a 50 year old, 23 stone paedophile in real life.

I wish I hit my target of losing 2 stone in weight.

granted but they are actually pebbles


I wish for an alternate universe where meta wish runing rules don't apply

Granted, but you are the only one who cannot make a wish.

I wish for this wish to be ruined.

you get potato

I wish for a bag of Doritos

Granted.....but the frogurt is Doritos are also cursed.

I wish for love. Please. I just want to be held.

Wish granted, but your lover is a very horny gorilla that has a fetish for can openers.

I wish that Dr. Monica Wehby would shut her stupid face.

[Wolfsbane]

Granted, but he's actually a 50 year old, 23 stone paedophile in real life.

I wish I hit my target of losing 2 stone in weight.

granted but they are actually pebbles


I wish for an alternate universe where meta wish runing rules don't apply

Granted, but you are the only one who cannot make a wish.

I wish for this wish to be ruined.

you get potato

I wish for a bag of Doritos

Granted.....but the frogurt is Doritos are also cursed.

I wish for love. Please. I just want to be held.

Wish granted, but your lover is a very horny gorilla that has a fetish for can openers.

I wish that Dr. Monica Wehby would shut her stupid face.

Granted, she now has no face.

I wish to be a GOD!

[SKBT]

Granted, but he's actually a 50 year old, 23 stone paedophile in real life.

I wish I hit my target of losing 2 stone in weight.

granted but they are actually pebbles


I wish for an alternate universe where meta wish runing rules don't apply

Granted, but you are the only one who cannot make a wish.

I wish for this wish to be ruined.

you get potato

I wish for a bag of Doritos

Granted.....but the frogurt is Doritos are also cursed.

I wish for love. Please. I just want to be held.

Wish granted, but your lover is a very horny gorilla that has a fetish for can openers.

I wish that Dr. Monica Wehby would shut her stupid face.

Granted, she now has no face.

I wish to be a GOD!

granted but your powers only work when you are in the previously created alternate meta universe and you have no way to get there.


i wish objects say their name whenever they are used.

[rnifnuf]

Granted, but from now on, people can only use things with dumb names.

I wish that political ads would simply cease to exist.

[MassimoV]

Granted, but they're all replaced with gay porn ads.

I wish for this wish to be ruined.

[rnifnuf]

Granted.

I wish for this wish to be granted.

[Naryar]

Granted. But since you didn't specified what wish it was, you are granted nothing but false hope. Way to ruin a perfectly serviceable wish.

I wish to conquer all that I see !

[Wacky Bob]

Granted, but you go blind and can't see anything.

I wish the weight limit for LWs was 250 kgs.

[Domanating]

Granted, but every component doubles in weight

I wish for some chicken