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Re: Relationships
« Reply #160 on: June 13, 2011, 07:24:25 PM »
My heart is a giant black pit of PAIN ;-; </3

Being emo won't solve the situation you know...
So...Nary, have you had a girlfriend?
(I won't ask Boyfriend 'cause you have a love affair with Joe  :coolface)

I clearly have stated that not. Have you not read the thread ?

Someone's getting defensive  :coolface

Defensive ? I am simply stating things again, because Enigma is so blind he needs a repeater, apparently. And in a logomachy such as ours, it is a perfectly valuable tactic to parry the blows your opponent throws at you. You should know it already.

But if you want to blame people about defense, you sure avoided (or should I say run away from) well the post that was aimed to you and did not provided any answer.

I am going to guess you are very bored and your brain needs stimulation, and you thought "HEY ! LET'S ANNOY NARYAR ! ITS GONNA BE FUNNY !!!111one".

While I am aware you are asking for negative attention and want me to answer in hope of pissing me off, as all silly trolls do, 1-you'll have to do MUCH BETTER than that to provoke my wrath, and 2- I will exchange verbal blow for verbal blow if you desire such a thing.

And you have no chance to win.
You know you love me. :rolleyes:
Now that truly is a marvel of an answer. Incredibly original, I have to say.

Is the heavy sarcastic tone enough ? I can't say cause you seem to need repeating. Wait, I'm gonna repeat it right now cause you are so failing at detection you need a parrot.

Now that truly is a marvel of an answer. Incredibly original, I have to say.

Now that is said, you again show your foolishness by believing I can love someone. Especially someone like you !

Defensive  :coolface

OK, since your brain is visibly too tired for putting more than two words in a sentence...

Stupid :coolface

Mad  :coolface

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Re: Relationships
« Reply #161 on: June 13, 2011, 07:28:57 PM »
Agree with Sparkey.

Naryar:  Just admit that you can't get in a relationship even if you try.  Cuz your over the top reaction is a good indicator that you are indeed jealous.

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Re: Relationships
« Reply #162 on: June 13, 2011, 07:31:58 PM »
I think I know who Naryar is!


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Re: Relationships
« Reply #163 on: June 13, 2011, 08:08:55 PM »
This NEEDS to be in GTM Land.  Give me a few hours to eat and get this done.

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Re: Relationships
« Reply #164 on: June 13, 2011, 09:14:21 PM »
@123
I want in plz
I think Nary's jelly-meter has risen to full capacity now.
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Re: Relationships
« Reply #165 on: June 13, 2011, 09:46:01 PM »
I think I know who Naryar is!

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No way sparkey I'm almost positive this guy is Naryar but with a French Mustache.

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Re: Relationships
« Reply #166 on: June 14, 2011, 05:08:14 AM »
In fact SKBT is closer from the truth that Sparkey. And I have no Dick Dastardly-style mustache from now, though I am trying to make one grow.

And I fail to see how my reaction was over the top. Maybe my choice of words ? Or did I overdid it with the humorous tone ? I didn't even get angry/frustrated when posting in there.

Of course, I could have ignored your petty squabbling, but a guy must defend itself after all.

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Re: Relationships
« Reply #167 on: June 14, 2011, 05:30:50 AM »
They're misunderstanding your words, Nary. Only so much can be conveyed via text (though I register about the same amount from actual voices as the average person does through text, so it doesn't really matter to me), so it's only natural
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Re: Relationships
« Reply #168 on: June 14, 2011, 10:44:40 AM »
lol @ Nar being bullied for some reason

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Re: Relationships
« Reply #169 on: June 14, 2011, 10:47:29 AM »
In fact SKBT is closer from the truth that Sparkey. And I have no Dick Dastardly-style mustache from now, though I am trying to make one grow.

And I fail to see how my reaction was over the top. Maybe my choice of words ? Or did I overdid it with the humorous tone ? I didn't even get angry/frustrated when posting in there.

Of course, I could have ignored your petty squabbling, but a guy must defend itself after all.
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Re: Relationships
« Reply #170 on: June 14, 2011, 08:20:49 PM »
The only two friends I need are Ben and Jerry.

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Think about it, ice cream is the perfect girlfriend.  If your girlfriend was like ice cream, think about how great things would be:
  • She wouldn't be needy.
  • You can get some whenever you want.
  • She never fails to satisfy.
  • She can always feed you without complaint.
  • She wouldn't bitch.
  • She wouldn't bitch over the phone.
  • She wouldn't bitch on facebook.
  • She wouldn't bitch via texting.
  • She would never bleed out of her genitals and have harsh emotional changes in correspondence with such bleeding.
  • She would never want to snuggle after sex.

I hate to be a buzzkill but, there's 2 flaws:

1) you can't show it off to your friends to demonstrate superiority.
2) If you like having sex with cold things, you're a necrophiliac.

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Re: Relationships
« Reply #171 on: June 14, 2011, 08:34:14 PM »
The only two friends I need are Ben and Jerry.

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Think about it, ice cream is the perfect girlfriend.  If your girlfriend was like ice cream, think about how great things would be:
  • She wouldn't be needy.
  • You can get some whenever you want.
  • She never fails to satisfy.
  • She can always feed you without complaint.
  • She wouldn't bitch.
  • She wouldn't bitch over the phone.
  • She wouldn't bitch on facebook.
  • She wouldn't bitch via texting.
  • She would never bleed out of her genitals and have harsh emotional changes in correspondence with such bleeding.
  • She would never want to snuggle after sex.

I hate to be a buzzkill but, there's 2 flaws:

1) you can't show it off to your friends to demonstrate superiority.
2) If you like having sex with cold things, you're a necrophiliac.

This thread is about the relationship itself, not social suicide you commit by screwing ice cream.  :approve:

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Re: Relationships
« Reply #172 on: June 14, 2011, 08:57:25 PM »
Well believe it or not, the bragging was actually the more important point I wanted to make

When I was on vacation in Pennsylvania, there was this girl who called everyone "sweeite" and just generally liked hugging and affectionate touching.  It wouldn't have worked out long term; besides the standard issues of a long-distance relationship, we just didn't feel a spark between ourselves, and she was 17 so it would've technically been a felony.

But the point of my story is, nothing made me feel happier than when my friend (who was on vacation with me) thought that she was my girlfriend.  To let him think that I was a regular Casanova while he spent his nights getting stoned and crashing bicycles was just oh so satisfying,

What does that make me, wanting a girlfriend not for the benefit of mutual happiness but for the ability to brag about it?

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Re: Relationships
« Reply #173 on: June 14, 2011, 09:12:26 PM »
What does that make me, wanting a girlfriend not for the benefit of mutual happiness but for the ability to brag about it?

A junior high student?

HAI GAIS I EM 12 BUT I HAVE GURLFREND CUS I AM SO GROWWED UP

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Re: Relationships
« Reply #174 on: June 14, 2011, 09:23:15 PM »
Hmm. That don't work out so well with me cause of the people I know are ones whom I've dated in the past, or people online, or people I've known since 1st grade.
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