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Off-Topic => Chatterbox => Topic started by: Natef on June 10, 2011, 03:48:22 PM
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Another thread by me (not spamming or something dumb like that)!
How do you feel about relationships (BF+GF)?
I personally have mixed feelings. Since I have never been in a relationship, it makes me hate them, but I sometimes feel like I have to, to feel better about myself.
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Funny you should mention them, actually. I now have a girlfriend as it turns out <3
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After being in well over 12+ over the last two in a half years, I can say they sometimes suck, sometimes a f*ckin' awesome.
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Relationships shouldn't be restricted to BF+GF, for one. Anyone can be in a relationship with anyone.
I'm very happy with my own, which is BF/GF.
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**** bitches get money
no seriously if you are still in highshool or lower, a girlfriend is pretty stupid. I have had 2 before and they are just sink holes for money and I'll tell you the hilarious story of how my last one broke up with me on xbox sometime. and it's much more fun to just screw around with no strings attached
also gk you salty dog you
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I was expecting you to say salty, SD. :P
EDIT: Curse your underhand ninja editing.
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**** bitches get money
no seriously if you are still in highshool or lower, a girlfriend is pretty stupid. I have had 2 before and they are just sink holes for money and I'll tell you the hilarious story of how my last one broke up with me on xbox sometime. and it's much more fun to just screw around with no strings attached
also gk you salty dog you
i.e., refer to Scrap avatar.
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Friendships: My best friend.
Relationships: Enigma and rrrrrrrrrrhhhh( That cat that ACAMS managed to get out of GTM).
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I'm very happy with my own, which is BF/GF.
I guess AMCV and Welsh eyebrows must appeal to her, eh? :approve:
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Funny you should mention them, actually. I now have a girlfriend as it turns out <3
Nice!
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Funny you should mention them, actually. I now have a girlfriend as it turns out <3
I think we all know that.
A lot of my friends are in relationships, and it makes me think that I am a loser.
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I'm very happy with my own, which is BF/GF.
I guess AMCV and Welsh eyebrows must appeal to her, eh? :approve:
I possess neither.
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I'm been in a few BF/GF relationships, and a few BF/BF relastionships, and lemme say, there's really not much difference. In fact, I've found the men to give a damn more than the women.
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Another thread by me (not spamming or something dumb like that)!
How do you feel about relationships (BF+GF)?
I personally have mixed feelings. Since I have never been in a relationship, it makes me hate them, but I sometimes feel like I have to, to feel better about myself.
They can sure get complicated
For someone polyamorous like me, it is quite difficult to 1) find a steady relationship 2) make it last 3) not end up loving more than one person (or make sure both are okay with it if it happens)
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I'm been in a few BF/GF relationships, and a few BF/BF relastionships, and lemme say, there's really not much difference. In fact, I've found the men to give a damn more than the women.
That's why you don't date bitches and drama queens. :p
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I have liked 2 girls now. The last one liked my best freind. The new one is really different, Im not sure if she likes me or my best freind. Its so confusing.
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I had been a loner my entire life until I got to know Scourge better.
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I had been a loner my entire life until I got to know Scourge better.
Same here, actually.
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Funny you should mention them, actually. I now have a girlfriend as it turns out <3
I'm very happy with my own,
I have had 2 before
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Love boomerangs are fun.
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How I see relationships? They can be good or bad all depending how you try to do it.
So far for me at least I find you get the best results when your in it because you like the person not the body. To many people go in for the looks and that does not work. Only results in one or the other getting hurt or even both. If your in it just for your self your set up for a failer and trouble and hurt right away. A few things I go by are respect truth and honesty loyalty and the want to respect them for they are not for what they look like. So far for me I got a GF accross the land mass yet me and her are closer then a lot of couples that I see around the places I go. School ect. For a good relationship you need to be respectful meaning not constantly tearing them down trying to get what you want, you also need to be truthful and honest, a relationship with out those leads to both of you unable to trust each other leading to a lot of trouble, loyalty is needed cause if you feel no loyatly towards you bf or gf then you and her or vise versa are at a large risk of cheating and dumping the other.
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Hmm, surprised I haven't been called a man-whore, because I seem to have been in the most relationships.
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How I see relationships? They can be good or bad all depending how you try to do it.
So far for me at least I find you get the best results when your in it because you like the person not the body. To many people go in for the looks and that does not work. Only results in one or the other getting hurt or even both. If your in it just for your self your set up for a failer and trouble and hurt right away. A few things I go by are respect truth and honesty loyalty and the want to respect them for they are not for what they look like. So far for me I got a GF accross the land mass yet me and her are closer then a lot of couples that I see around the places I go. School ect. For a good relationship you need to be respectful meaning not constantly tearing them down trying to get what you want, you also need to be truthful and honest, a relationship with out those leads to both of you unable to trust each other leading to a lot of trouble, loyalty is needed cause if you feel no loyatly towards you bf or gf then you and her or vise versa are at a large risk of cheating and dumping the other.
Another reason all my relationships have been over the Internet, with the closest being a solid 400-odd miles away.
But if things fall to pieces in my current relationship set, I will just remain a lonely sod forever.
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Another reason all my relationships have been over the Internet, with the closest being a solid 400-odd miles away.
But if things fall to pieces in my current relationship set, I will just remain a lonely sod forever.
200, actually- not a distance that I can't conquer :3
And that second part? I won't let that happen :approve:
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Another reason all my relationships have been over the Internet, with the closest being a solid 400-odd miles away.
But if things fall to pieces in my current relationship set, I will just remain a lonely sod forever.
200, actually- not a distance that I can't conquer :3
And that second part? I won't let that happen :approve:
It's 200 miles from here to Glasgow, boss =/
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So I was right to ship GFxSotG... bah. Like it wasn't obvious anyway.
Hmm, surprised I haven't been called a man-whore, because I seem to have been in the most relationships.
You mean a faggot and a crossdresser ? :coolface
Anyways, I have a few female friends but never had any girlfriend, despite trying a few times.
Really I am wondering if it is worth the trouble. Or maybe just do what scrap claims, just "screw around with no strings attached".
And my charisma is average at best. I guess it's because I don't display much interest in others unless there is an interesting intellectual conversation to be had, or I have a question, or I am bored. Or just because I am selfish ?
'Cause most conversations are so incredibly boring you wonder why people say the same damn things every day.
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So I was right to ship GFxSotG... bah. Like it wasn't obvious anyway.
Hmm, surprised I haven't been called a man-whore, because I seem to have been in the most relationships.
You mean a faggot and a crossdresser ? :coolface
Not just a faggot crossdresser, GTM's faggot crossdresser. :gawe:
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What's wrong with being either?
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Relationships can be a lot of fun. A big problem people have is that they want good things to last forever. Not all relationships need to last forever in order to be a good experience.
Not just a faggot crossdresser, GTM's faggot crossdresser. :gawe:
What am I, chopped liver?
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Relationships can be a lot of fun. A big problem people have is that they want good things to last forever. Not all relationships need to last forever in order to be a good experience.
Not just a faggot crossdresser, GTM's faggot crossdresser. :gawe:
What am I, chopped liver?
Very valid point.
The first bit, not the chopped liver bit.
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Relationships can be a lot of fun. A big problem people have is that they want good things to last forever. Not all relationships need to last forever in order to be a good experience.
Not just a faggot crossdresser, GTM's faggot crossdresser. :gawe:
What am I, chopped liver?
I would say "This town ain't big enough fer the two of us"
But you're cool. And you are THE ORIGINAL GTM Faggot Crossdresser.
Happy?
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I've had few relationships... But I've been alot lonely when I moved at Jämsä... In this year I were one month with Scourge though... Nowadays were just best friends. :3
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I'm 13, and I have no intention of thinking about relationships until a later stage in my life
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I'm 13, and I have no intention of thinking about relationships until a later stage in my life
That's a good idea- 13 is a little early to be thinking about that kind of thing.
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I find internet relationships easier but they just don't seem..... Real? It's probably just me but whatever, and a night out with your mates can be just as good if not better than a night out with your GF/BF/Dog (If you roll that way XD)
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I'm 13, and I have no intention of thinking about relationships until a later stage in my life
You're 13? I thought you were 16-18ish!
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I met my girlfriend on my FIRST robotics team. Does that make me a nerd? :P
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I'm 13, and I have no intention of thinking about relationships until a later stage in my life
You're 13? I thought you were 16-18ish!
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I met my girlfriend on my FIRST robotics team. Does that make me a nerd? :P
A lot of people did
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It is the best way to manipulate somebody, Nar, definitely listen to what scrap said!
Yeah, i get a sick joy from it really, but it is a very effective manipulation technique and there are many benefits other than just fun from it.
Just don't get too attached...
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I'm 13, and I have no intention of thinking about relationships until a later stage in my life
You're 13? I thought you were 16-18ish!
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I met my girlfriend on my FIRST robotics team. Does that make me a nerd? :P
nope.avi
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I never been in a relationship, and no longer intends to. Unless I can find a women whom I can carry a conversation with without ripping my hairs out.
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I never been in a relationship, and no longer intends to. Unless I can find a women whom I can carry a conversation with without ripping my hairs out.
i.e, don't date bitches and drama queens.
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I never been in a relationship, and no longer intends to. Unless I can find a women whom I can carry a conversation with without ripping my hairs out.
i.e, don't date bitches and drama queens.
i.e, don't date.
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I have what some would call poor inhibitional control. Very slight provocations can make me become like a raging bull
In fact, looking back on my life, I'm quite fortunate - and a little surprised - that no one's filed a sexual harassment lawsuit against me.
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I act like a pervert all the time. (then again, I don't have legit job either)
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Oh I don't mean on the job, I mean stuff like my high school days during free blocks and college parties where most everyone but me has had a bit of alcohol.
Any of you know what the statute of limiations in Masschusetts is on this kind of struff?
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they can be great but they can suck also.ATM I`m in one that will end in 2 months and we both know it. but we enjoy the time that is left.
I had 2 GFs (no not you GoldenFox :P) before (if you don`t count the other girls...). The first one is still in bad memory cause of the way she broke up. She told me storys about and "good friend" and stuff and in the end she cheated on me with this little... babyfaceguy
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foreveralone.jpg
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foreveralone.jpg
You are?
I'm sorry lad. ):
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they can be great but they can suck also.ATM I`m in one that will end in 2 months and we both know it. but we enjoy the time that is left.
I had 2 GFs (no not you GoldenFox :P) before (if you don`t count the other girls...). The first one is still in bad memory cause of the way she broke up. She told me storys about and "good friend" and stuff and in the end she cheated on me with this little... babyfaceguy
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Complicated.. enough said..
Soo.. did GTM became a relationship counseling website over night or something?
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that wasn`t meant to sound like whining.
what happend happend and now I can say: F**k it ;)
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Soo.. did GTM became a relationship counseling website over night or something?
If this is a relationship counseling website then its by far the worst one I'v ever seen.
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Complicated.. enough said..
Soo.. did GTM became a relationship counseling website over night or something?
I think it's so people like me can feel bad once in a while.
12 years old having multiple girlfriends..... Gee what world am I in these days.
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Just got myself a GF for the first time a few weeks ago. yay
but seriously if you're still in high school (as I am) date someone from a different school... so much less drama it's ridiculous.
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that wasn`t meant to sound like whining.
what happend happend and now I can say: F**k it ;)
I was pointing out the similarities between your story and the plot of The Room.
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I'm in a relationship with cute boy called Furizu. He is 16 and very great person, he is also into same things that I am. Only sad thing is that he lives in america so we may not have much time to talk with eachother. :(
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You gonna get torn apart now, Jonzy. But I will protect you, I guess
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I'm in a relationship with cute boy called Furizu. He is 16 and very great person, he is also into same things that I am. Only sad thing is that he lives in america so we may not have much time to talk with eachother. :(
Is it really dating if you've had no physical interaction with the person?
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That is a hard one, frezal. I personally do not class my relationships as dating (yet), I class them just as relationships. I mean, a date is going out together and that sort of thing, right?
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I was pointing out the similarities between your story and the plot of The Room.
Wait, The Room had a PLOT?!?! Guess I was laughing too hard to notice.
I kid, I kid, Tommy Wiseau is my idol.
Anyway, relationships are terrible and wonderful at the same time. I think that's one of the reasons people find them so difficult. They focus too much on the negatives in a 'good one' and too much on the positives in the 'bad ones'. Plus, a lot of people have this idiotic dream of the perfect relationship, which just don't exist.
I've had the good and the bad...and the neutral. And in the end, there's only one I would go back and not experience. The rest, even the bad ones, I'm glad I was involved with. They at least taught me somethings about myself.
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Bleh relationships. I show too little emotion for a relationship.
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yet have no problem criticizing others about it eh?
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Bleh relationships. I show too little emotion for a relationship.
Show too little emotion ? By the looks of your posts, you seem to despise/dislike them, and this is certainly showing enough emotion.
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He means in real life. He really doesn't have any emotion whatsoever.
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He means in real life. He really doesn't have any emotion whatsoever.
Yeah, in real life you can't do this without looking weird: :P
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I swear you just have a sense of humor and that's it.
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that wasn`t meant to sound like whining.
what happend happend and now I can say: F**k it ;)
I was pointing out the similarities between your story and the plot of The Room.
what`s "the room"? :o
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that wasn`t meant to sound like whining.
what happend happend and now I can say: F**k it ;)
I was pointing out the similarities between your story and the plot of The Room.
what`s "the room"? :o
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocFumueZq0Y#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocFumueZq0Y#ws)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqzjURIgmkI#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqzjURIgmkI#ws)
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Relationships are one big fat waste of time. When you get into a relationship your gf/bf/whatever usually either endlessly desires your attention and gets angry when you don't or doesn't really care about you and just wants to be able to say they are "dating" someone. At a young age people don't seem to be able to appreciated any sort of love below superficial infatuation (a trait that may also carry on into adulthood).
Relationships are also emotionally taxing. Anything emotional that happens to your "partner" also gets dumped onto you. Also, your partner may want to take the relationship further than you want, or may not want to commit as you would desire. This can lead to emotional strife and sometimes breakups. Breakups can also be emotionally devastating, often until the person afflicted starts dating again, in which case the cycle repeats.
Now maybe this is just me, but I don't really enjoy close relations with anyone. Not friends, parents, or anyone. Thus I would not appreciate what a relationship has to offer in terms of both sexual gratification and emotional scaffolding.
Just my two cents.
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Relationships are one big fat waste of time. When you get into a relationship, your gf/bf/whatever usually either endlessly desires your attention and gets angry when you don't or doesn't really care about you and just wants to be able to say they are "dating" someone.
Yeah, that is me in a nutshell. I must put a lot of pressure on Hydro and boss sometimes...
At a young age people don't seem to be able to appreciated any sort of love below superficial infatuation (a trait that may also carry on into adulthood).
Another reason my relationships are over the Internet - I first judged on personalities, without even knowing what they looked like. Besides, I am ugly, so I do not see why I should care about what other people look like.
Relationships are also emotionally taxing. Anything emotional that happens to your "partner" also gets dumped onto you.
Not always - though in most cases, that is the case
Now maybe this is just me, but I don't really enjoy close relations with anyone. Not friends, parents, or anyone.
I used to be like that, and then boss introduced me to friendship last year. I have changed significantly since then, to care for a select few people - I still give no care to my family, but I have a few friends, as well as relationships.
I guess I enjoy commenting like this. I need to do it more.
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My gf and I have been together for about 4 months now.
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I'm in a relationship with cute boy called Furizu. He is 16 and very great person, he is also into same things that I am. Only sad thing is that he lives in america so we may not have much time to talk with eachother. :(
(https://gametechmods.com/uploads/images/3402thestupiditburns.jpg)
Jonzy, there is no straight man in America named Furizu.
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I'm in a relationship with cute boy called Furizu. He is 16 and very great person, he is also into same things that I am. Only sad thing is that he lives in america so we may not have much time to talk with eachother. :(
(https://gametechmods.com/uploads/images/3402thestupiditburns.jpg)
Jonzy, there is no straight man in America named Furizu.
I loled at that.
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I'm in a relationship with cute boy called Furizu. He is 16 and very great person, he is also into same things that I am. Only sad thing is that he lives in america so we may not have much time to talk with eachother. :(
(https://gametechmods.com/uploads/images/3402thestupiditburns.jpg)
Jonzy, there is no straight man in America named Furizu.
I gotta be honest Jonzu, the trolling is getting old.
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I'm in a relationship with cute boy called Furizu. He is 16 and very great person, he is also into same things that I am. Only sad thing is that he lives in america so we may not have much time to talk with eachother. :(
(https://gametechmods.com/uploads/images/3402thestupiditburns.jpg)
Jonzy, there is no straight man in America named Furizu.
I gotta be honest Jonzu, the trolling is getting old.
But then again, he appears to have the hots for Fotep as well, so I guess it's to be expected.
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It's not trolling. It's true. I dont know his real name, but his internet name is Furizu, that's for sure.
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Relationships are one big fat waste of time. When you get into a relationship your gf/bf/whatever usually either endlessly desires your attention and gets angry when you don't or doesn't really care about you and just wants to be able to say they are "dating" someone. At a young age people don't seem to be able to appreciated any sort of love below superficial infatuation (a trait that may also carry on into adulthood).
Relationships are also emotionally taxing. Anything emotional that happens to your "partner" also gets dumped onto you. Also, your partner may want to take the relationship further than you want, or may not want to commit as you would desire. This can lead to emotional strife and sometimes breakups. Breakups can also be emotionally devastating, often until the person afflicted starts dating again, in which case the cycle repeats.
Now maybe this is just me, but I don't really enjoy close relations with anyone. Not friends, parents, or anyone. Thus I would not appreciate what a relationship has to offer in terms of both sexual gratification and emotional scaffolding.
Just my two cents.
Damn and I thought I was being negative.
This is WAY more depressing then the typical "You are bitter because you are too big a loser to get a girl" scenario.
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It's not trolling. It's true. I dont know his real name, but his internet name is Furizu, that's for sure.
That's a little too similar to my short-lived screen name 'furezo'. I should find and destroy this kid.
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Hey guys:
http://furizu.deviantart.com/ (http://furizu.deviantart.com/)
http://drupal.org/user/1246856 (http://drupal.org/user/1246856)
http://forums.se-nse.net/user/38862-furizu/ (http://forums.se-nse.net/user/38862-furizu/)
http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/members/furizu-50802.html (http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/members/furizu-50802.html)
http://twitter.com/# (http://twitter.com/#)!/furizu07
http://www.youtube.com/user/furizu (http://www.youtube.com/user/furizu)
http://www.anime-planet.com/users/Furizu (http://www.anime-planet.com/users/Furizu)
http://www.myspace.com/78356128 (http://www.myspace.com/78356128)
You're saying his username is Furizu, yet I can't find an American one of those anywhere
But at least we know he exists, right?
Now, let's go BOT... or is this even Off-Topic? o.o
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Damn and I thought I was being negative.
There is a lot of negativity but also a lot of truth..
I know my last break up was probally one of the (if not the most) crappiest times of my life thus far.. that thing just kept metaphorically kicking me between the legs at every turn..
But hey now I am best friends with my ex through it all.. life can be strange like that..
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Why doest joe get the *forever alone* face?? :O :P
I`m friend with both my exes too. I`ll even move closer to my second in a vew months.
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Havent had a GF in almost a year, last one cheated on me and now her current boyfriend knocked her up and she's 12 weeks pregnant.
Lucky i got out at the right time then eh?
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Havent had a GF in almost a year, last one cheated on me and now her current boyfriend knocked her up and she's 12 weeks pregnant.
Oops
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Havent had a GF in almost a year, last one cheated on me and now her current boyfriend knocked her up and she's 12 weeks pregnant.
Oops
I heared that they planned it too, and shes a **** up (Pardon my language) she's no-showed ALL of her exams
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Havent had a GF in almost a year, last one cheated on me and now her current boyfriend knocked her up and she's 12 weeks pregnant.
Oops
I heared that they planned it too, and shes a **** up (Pardon my language) she's no-showed ALL of her exams
I'm often quite merciful to these circumstances, but...
...fail.
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Could not agree more, im glad i left her too, now that ive been back on the market (And Year 11 prom is coming up) Time to make some moves (No pun intended)
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It's not trolling. It's true. I dont know his real name, but his internet name is Furizu, that's for sure.
His real name's Mac, and he's mine. You're not stealing him, like you stole my innocence when we first started RP'ing.
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It's not trolling. It's true. I dont know his real name, but his internet name is Furizu, that's for sure.
His real name's Mac, and he's mine. You're not stealing him, like you stole my innocence when we first started RP'ing.
Calm down dudes and dudettes, spread the love. Dont hate
(What the *BEEEEP* did i just say?)
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Could not agree more, im glad i left her too, now that ive been back on the market (And Year 11 prom is coming up) Time to make some moves (No pun intended)
I'm guessing, if she's doing things like that and wasting her life away by getting pregnant that early. I mean, I'm planning to become a father at some point, but I'm planning to do so when I'm in my late 20s or something.
And good luck with your prom too, mate. I've got my Year 13 Prom myself actually, and I've got extra planned accessories besides my tuxedo- a top hat, and a rose.
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Not even I'd ever do something that stupid XD
It's not trolling. It's true. I dont know his real name, but his internet name is Furizu, that's for sure.
His real name's Mac, and he's mine. You're not stealing him, like you stole my innocence when we first started RP'ing.
Oh dear Lord...
B*TCH FIGHT! O:
I've got my Year 13 Prom myself actually, and I've got extra planned accessories besides my tuxedo- a top hat, and a rose.
*squee*
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Could not agree more, im glad i left her too, now that ive been back on the market (And Year 11 prom is coming up) Time to make some moves (No pun intended)
I'm guessing, if she's doing things like that and wasting her life away by getting pregnant that early. I mean, I'm planning to become a father at some point, but I'm planning to do so when I'm in my late 20s or something.
And good luck with your prom too, mate. I've got my Year 13 Prom myself actually, and I've got extra planned accessories besides my tuxedo- a top hat, and a rose.
Im guessing so, i wanna speak to her about it, telling her that if she goes through with it, she will essentialy throw her life away. She cant go out with her mates, she wont be able to do anything she wants to do (Cue Jeremy Kyle episode)
Thanks for the good luck too dude, already have my eye on someone, she's actually not a crazed utter idiot like my last few GF's have been, shes quite smart
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Could not agree more, im glad i left her too, now that ive been back on the market (And Year 11 prom is coming up) Time to make some moves (No pun intended)
I'm guessing, if she's doing things like that and wasting her life away by getting pregnant that early. I mean, I'm planning to become a father at some point, but I'm planning to do so when I'm in my late 20s or something.
And good luck with your prom too, mate. I've got my Year 13 Prom myself actually, and I've got extra planned accessories besides my tuxedo- a top hat, and a rose.
Im guessing so, i wanna speak to her about it, telling her that if she goes through with it, she will essentialy throw her life away. She cant go out with her mates, she wont be able to do anything she wants to do (Cue Jeremy Kyle episode)
Thanks for the good luck too dude, already have my eye on someone, she's actually not a crazed utter idiot like my last few GF's have been, shes quite smart
Well if you can successfully convince her, I think you'll have essentially saved her life- it's just not worth going through it that early- she must be like 16 or something. Good luck with helping her with it, though.
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Just sent her a message on facebook, im sure its gonna explode into an all out arguement, but im saying it cos i care
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Just sent her a message on facebook, im sure its gonna explode into an all out arguement, but im saying it cos i care
Well, it's better than not doing anything- if you need any assistance, just ask me. And if that doesn't work, just show them this-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyVAg2bo41M&feature=related#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyVAg2bo41M&feature=related#ws)
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youtube videos can save a life.
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youtube videos can save a life.
Indeed they can - I know from experience
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We didn't get a prom. :(
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We did have a prom, I decided to chill out at my house with my GF instead lol :cool:
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The only two friends I need are Ben and Jerry.
(http://www.businesspundit.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/zzbjs.jpg)
Think about it, ice cream is the perfect girlfriend. If your girlfriend was like ice cream, think about how great things would be:
- She wouldn't be needy.
- You can get some whenever you want.
- She never fails to satisfy.
- She can always feed you without complaint.
- She wouldn't bitch.
- She wouldn't bitch over the phone.
- She wouldn't bitch on facebook.
- She wouldn't bitch via texting.
- She would never bleed out of her genitals and have harsh emotional changes in correspondence with such bleeding.
- She would never want to snuggle after sex.
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But sadly she isn't hot, because she'd die if she was :L
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But sadly she isn't hot, because she'd die if she was :L
Oooh, well played spankey.
Rather than hot, she'll probably be an ice queen.
/AWFULPUN
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ohgodimso****inglonely.jpg
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But sadly she isn't hot, because she'd die if she was :L
So therefore ice cream isn't sexy
But you do realise that you hinted towards having sex with ice cream, right Noodle?
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But sadly she isn't hot, because she'd die if she was :L
So therefore ice cream isn't sexy
But you do realise that you hinted towards having sex with ice cream, right Noodle?
You're giving me ideas.
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But sadly she isn't hot, because she'd die if she was :L
So therefore ice cream isn't sexy
But you do realise that you hinted towards having sex with ice cream, right Noodle?
You're giving me ideas.
No Hydro, you will not make love to the soft scoop.
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But sadly she isn't hot, because she'd die if she was :L
So therefore ice cream isn't sexy
But you do realise that you hinted towards having sex with ice cream, right Noodle?
You're giving me ideas.
No Hydro, you will not make love to the soft scoop.
Ok.
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...and that is how you control your man, ladies :approve:
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...and that is how you control your man, ladies :approve:
Yay, I'm being controlled \o/
Wait...
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But sadly she isn't hot, because she'd die if she was :L
Oooh, well played spankey.
Rather than hot, she'll probably be an ice queen.
/AWFULPUN
Brilliant, the both of you.
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- She would never want to snuggle after sex.
But the cleanup is gonna be a bitch.
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^ WINNER ^
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Eh, had one relationship with a girl ive known for about 2yrs. After 2months it didnt go too well, and she ended it :/
Apparently I was too caring, however that works. It was that caring that she went of with me in the first place
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My relationships end after about 5 months on average. My current one's lasted for about 7 now.
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My relationships end after about 5 months on average. My current one's lasted for about 7 now.
I average two years per relationship
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My relationships end after about 5 months on average. My current one's lasted for about 7 now.
I average two years per relationship
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5R_pS0h5Qk# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5R_pS0h5Qk#)
Sorry, I've never been in a relationship.
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Note that Scourge means "Internet relationship", that is very different from a RL romantic relationship as we mostly mean.
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Note that Scourge means "Internet relationship", that is very different from a RL romantic relationship as we mostly mean.
Yeah, precisely (I shoulda pointed that out really, thanks for pointing it out for me :3)
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Note that Scourge means "Internet relationship", that is very different from a RL romantic relationship as we mostly mean.
I bet you get all the girls, don't you Nar?
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Note that Scourge means "Internet relationship", that is very different from a RL romantic relationship as we mostly mean.
I bet you get all the girls, don't you Nar?
No, I do not. Mostly because I thought Charisma was a good dump stat. And because some of my emotions are rather blurred. Or maybe because I rarely feel sympathy and/or truly care for other people.
In my whole life, I remember maybe one instance of me feeling genuine love (aka truly, intensely caring for someone) rather than just attraction. I guess I am only attracted by a girl's looks, personality or intelligence.
Anyways, [stoic mode] : Love is a pointless emotion. Maybe it is worth investigating and understanding, but apart from that... what ? It surely can make you very happy, but it also can make you quite sad at the same time. And it is... different from what we call logic. Difficult to comprehend. Also, it means caring about someone else, being sad when the person is sad. It's rather pointless if you ask me.
I am searching for something that can make me feel content all of the time. Wisdom, realization that the world is awesome and that you can be awesome if you really want to, something like that. No regrets, no sadness, no uncertainty. The unfettered mind. Then also maybe I am not working at all towards the Übermensch ideal... [/stoic mode]
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Note that Scourge means "Internet relationship", that is very different from a RL romantic relationship as we mostly mean.
I bet you get all the girls, don't you Nar?
That's cuz he used this guide http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6456479/how-to-get-all-the-bitches (http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6456479/how-to-get-all-the-bitches)
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DP My gf literally just called me and broke up with me.
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DP My gf literally just called me and broke up with me.
Ouch.....
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DP My gf literally just called me and broke up with me.
Do you have any idea why ?
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@lloopp
Did you piss her off some how?
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He probably did his delivery job a bit too well
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She said she just wanted us to be friends.
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She said she just wanted us to be friends.
Maybe you were spending to much time in SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE
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My heart is a giant black pit of PAIN ;-; </3
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Well, that must suck dude. Be tough, theres plenty more fish in the sea, you'll get there some day
im still waiting.... and waiting
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What is love, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more...
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I've only asked liek 3 people out. The rest of 'em have asked me out. :P
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She said she just wanted us to be friends.
One of the most common lies in a relationship :(
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What is love, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more...
(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfwo3hUxbD1qczvml.gif)
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Anyways, [stoic mode] : Love is a pointless emotion. Maybe it is worth investigating and understanding, but apart from that... what ? It surely can make you very happy, but it also can make you quite sad at the same time. And it is... different from what we call logic. Difficult to comprehend. Also, it means caring about someone else, being sad when the person is sad. It's rather pointless if you ask me.
I am searching for something that can make me feel content all of the time. Wisdom, realization that the world is awesome and that you can be awesome if you really want to, something like that. No regrets, no sadness, no uncertainty. The unfettered mind. Then also maybe I am not working at all towards the Übermensch ideal... [/stoic mode]
Sounds like Nar is fighting back the urge to love. :coolface
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Anyways, [stoic mode] : Love is a pointless emotion. Maybe it is worth investigating and understanding, but apart from that... what ? It surely can make you very happy, but it also can make you quite sad at the same time. And it is... different from what we call logic. Difficult to comprehend. Also, it means caring about someone else, being sad when the person is sad. It's rather pointless if you ask me.
I am searching for something that can make me feel content all of the time. Wisdom, realization that the world is awesome and that you can be awesome if you really want to, something like that. No regrets, no sadness, no uncertainty. The unfettered mind. Then also maybe I am not working at all towards the Übermensch ideal... [/stoic mode]
Sounds like Nar is fighting back the urge to love. :coolface
trololololo this.
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My heart is a giant black pit of PAIN ;-; </3
Being emo won't solve the situation you know...
Anyways, [stoic mode] very long post [/stoic mode]
Sounds like Nar is fighting back the urge to love. :coolface
trololololo this.
This is a possibility. It is also a possibility that I really have a heart of gold, and that I just want to be loved, and all that other super cliché crap, though I don't see how can I have a heart of gold.
Yet again, me having a heart of gold isn't all bad if I can control it and if I know it. Isn't it good PR tactics than to show (on selfish purposes, of course) that you have a heart of gold, or simply fake a heart of gold ? After all, very nearly everything can be twisted to your own purpose, even the most saintly and goody of emotions :evilsmile:
(aka unsuccessful troll is unsuccessful, both of you :p)
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My heart is a giant black pit of PAIN ;-; </3
Being emo won't solve the situation you know...
So...Nary, have you had a girlfriend?
(I won't ask Boyfriend 'cause you have a love affair with Joe :coolface)
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(http://i.imgur.com/kTmUC.jpg)
I can smell it
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My heart is a giant black pit of PAIN ;-; </3
Being emo won't solve the situation you know...
So...Nary, have you had a girlfriend?
(I won't ask Boyfriend 'cause you have a love affair with Joe :coolface)
I clearly have stated that not. Have you not read the thread ?
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My heart is a giant black pit of PAIN ;-; </3
Being emo won't solve the situation you know...
So...Nary, have you had a girlfriend?
(I won't ask Boyfriend 'cause you have a love affair with Joe :coolface)
I clearly have stated that not. Have you not read the thread ?
Apparently not. :rolleyes:
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lolthread
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I am engaged...
It's a strange situation, though. As I have stated in another thread, my fiance and I have known each other well for about four years. About a year ago, we started talking about just doing the 'no strings attached' thing, but after some thought and a few instances where we found ourselves going to each other when we were down, we decided to date... And are now engaged.
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I am engaged
'gratz dude
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I am engaged...
It's a strange situation, though. As I have stated in another thread, my fiance and I have known each other well for about four years. About a year ago, we started talking about just doing the 'no strings attached' thing, but after some thought and a few instances where we found ourselves going to each other when we were down, we decided to date... And are now engaged.
Congrats on that from me, mate :beer:
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Congratulations.
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Congratz, there's gonna be a GTM wedding party right?
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Congratz, there's gonna be a GTM wedding party right?
As long as I'm the best man, perhaps :P
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Congratz, there's gonna be a GTM wedding party right?
As long as I'm the best man, perhaps :P
Well it can't exactly be Jonzu
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Congratz, there's gonna be a GTM wedding party right?
As long as I'm the best man, perhaps :P
Well it can't exactly be Jonzu
Plus, I look better in a tuxedo- Scourge can confirm that :3
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Congratz, there's gonna be a GTM wedding party right?
As long as I'm the best man, perhaps :P
Well it can't exactly be Jonzu
Plus, I look better in a tuxedo- Scourge can confirm that :3
Fair enough XD
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My heart is a giant black pit of PAIN ;-; </3
Being emo won't solve the situation you know...
So...Nary, have you had a girlfriend?
(I won't ask Boyfriend 'cause you have a love affair with Joe :coolface)
I clearly have stated that not. Have you not read the thread ?
Someone's getting defensive :coolface
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My heart is a giant black pit of PAIN ;-; </3
Being emo won't solve the situation you know...
So...Nary, have you had a girlfriend?
(I won't ask Boyfriend 'cause you have a love affair with Joe :coolface)
I clearly have stated that not. Have you not read the thread ?
Someone's getting defensive :coolface
Defensive ? I am simply stating things again, because Enigma is so blind he needs a repeater, apparently. And in a logomachy such as ours, it is a perfectly valuable tactic to parry the blows your opponent throws at you. You should know it already.
But if you want to blame people about defense, you sure avoided (or should I say run away from) well the post that was aimed to you and did not provided any answer.
I am going to guess you are very bored and your brain needs stimulation, and you thought "HEY ! LET'S ANNOY NARYAR ! ITS GONNA BE FUNNY !!!111one".
While I am aware you are asking for negative attention and want me to answer in hope of pissing me off, as all silly trolls do, 1-you'll have to do MUCH BETTER than that to provoke my wrath, and 2- I will exchange verbal blow for verbal blow if you desire such a thing.
And you have no chance to win.
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My heart is a giant black pit of PAIN ;-; </3
Being emo won't solve the situation you know...
So...Nary, have you had a girlfriend?
(I won't ask Boyfriend 'cause you have a love affair with Joe :coolface)
I clearly have stated that not. Have you not read the thread ?
Someone's getting defensive :coolface
Defensive ? I am simply stating things again, because Enigma is so blind he needs a repeater, apparently. And in a logomachy such as ours, it is a perfectly valuable tactic to parry the blows your opponent throws at you. You should know it already.
But if you want to blame people about defense, you sure avoided (or should I say run away from) well the post that was aimed to you and did not provided any answer.
I am going to guess you are very bored and your brain needs stimulation, and you thought "HEY ! LET'S ANNOY NARYAR ! ITS GONNA BE FUNNY !!!111one".
While I am aware you are asking for negative attention and want me to answer in hope of pissing me off, as all silly trolls do, 1-you'll have to do MUCH BETTER than that to provoke my wrath, and 2- I will exchange verbal blow for verbal blow if you desire such a thing.
And you have no chance to win.
You know you love me. :rolleyes:
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My heart is a giant black pit of PAIN ;-; </3
Being emo won't solve the situation you know...
So...Nary, have you had a girlfriend?
(I won't ask Boyfriend 'cause you have a love affair with Joe :coolface)
I clearly have stated that not. Have you not read the thread ?
Someone's getting defensive :coolface
Defensive ? I am simply stating things again, because Enigma is so blind he needs a repeater, apparently. And in a logomachy such as ours, it is a perfectly valuable tactic to parry the blows your opponent throws at you. You should know it already.
But if you want to blame people about defense, you sure avoided (or should I say run away from) well the post that was aimed to you and did not provided any answer.
I am going to guess you are very bored and your brain needs stimulation, and you thought "HEY ! LET'S ANNOY NARYAR ! ITS GONNA BE FUNNY !!!111one".
While I am aware you are asking for negative attention and want me to answer in hope of pissing me off, as all silly trolls do, 1-you'll have to do MUCH BETTER than that to provoke my wrath, and 2- I will exchange verbal blow for verbal blow if you desire such a thing.
And you have no chance to win.
You know you love me. :rolleyes:
Now that truly is a marvel of an answer. Incredibly original, I have to say.
Is the heavy sarcastic tone enough ? I can't say cause you seem to need repeating. Wait, I'm gonna repeat it right now cause you are so failing at detection you need a parrot.
Now that truly is a marvel of an answer. Incredibly original, I have to say.
Now that is said, you again show your foolishness by believing I can love someone. Especially someone like you !
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My heart is a giant black pit of PAIN ;-; </3
Being emo won't solve the situation you know...
So...Nary, have you had a girlfriend?
(I won't ask Boyfriend 'cause you have a love affair with Joe :coolface)
I clearly have stated that not. Have you not read the thread ?
Someone's getting defensive :coolface
Defensive ? I am simply stating things again, because Enigma is so blind he needs a repeater, apparently. And in a logomachy such as ours, it is a perfectly valuable tactic to parry the blows your opponent throws at you. You should know it already.
But if you want to blame people about defense, you sure avoided (or should I say run away from) well the post that was aimed to you and did not provided any answer.
I am going to guess you are very bored and your brain needs stimulation, and you thought "HEY ! LET'S ANNOY NARYAR ! ITS GONNA BE FUNNY !!!111one".
While I am aware you are asking for negative attention and want me to answer in hope of pissing me off, as all silly trolls do, 1-you'll have to do MUCH BETTER than that to provoke my wrath, and 2- I will exchange verbal blow for verbal blow if you desire such a thing.
And you have no chance to win.
You know you love me. :rolleyes:
Now that truly is a marvel of an answer. Incredibly original, I have to say.
Is the heavy sarcastic tone enough ? I can't say cause you seem to need repeating. Wait, I'm gonna repeat it right now cause you are so failing at detection you need a parrot.
Now that truly is a marvel of an answer. Incredibly original, I have to say.
Now that is said, you again show your foolishness by believing I can love someone. Especially someone like you !
I was meaning that I think you enjoy my antics and that's why you put up with me. :D
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My heart is a giant black pit of PAIN ;-; </3
Being emo won't solve the situation you know...
So...Nary, have you had a girlfriend?
(I won't ask Boyfriend 'cause you have a love affair with Joe :coolface)
I clearly have stated that not. Have you not read the thread ?
Someone's getting defensive :coolface
Defensive ? I am simply stating things again, because Enigma is so blind he needs a repeater, apparently. And in a logomachy such as ours, it is a perfectly valuable tactic to parry the blows your opponent throws at you. You should know it already.
But if you want to blame people about defense, you sure avoided (or should I say run away from) well the post that was aimed to you and did not provided any answer.
I am going to guess you are very bored and your brain needs stimulation, and you thought "HEY ! LET'S ANNOY NARYAR ! ITS GONNA BE FUNNY !!!111one".
While I am aware you are asking for negative attention and want me to answer in hope of pissing me off, as all silly trolls do, 1-you'll have to do MUCH BETTER than that to provoke my wrath, and 2- I will exchange verbal blow for verbal blow if you desire such a thing.
And you have no chance to win.
You know you love me. :rolleyes:
Now that truly is a marvel of an answer. Incredibly original, I have to say.
Is the heavy sarcastic tone enough ? I can't say cause you seem to need repeating. Wait, I'm gonna repeat it right now cause you are so failing at detection you need a parrot.
Now that truly is a marvel of an answer. Incredibly original, I have to say.
Now that is said, you again show your foolishness by believing I can love someone. Especially someone like you !
Defensive :coolface
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My heart is a giant black pit of PAIN ;-; </3
Being emo won't solve the situation you know...
So...Nary, have you had a girlfriend?
(I won't ask Boyfriend 'cause you have a love affair with Joe :coolface)
I clearly have stated that not. Have you not read the thread ?
Someone's getting defensive :coolface
Defensive ? I am simply stating things again, because Enigma is so blind he needs a repeater, apparently. And in a logomachy such as ours, it is a perfectly valuable tactic to parry the blows your opponent throws at you. You should know it already.
But if you want to blame people about defense, you sure avoided (or should I say run away from) well the post that was aimed to you and did not provided any answer.
I am going to guess you are very bored and your brain needs stimulation, and you thought "HEY ! LET'S ANNOY NARYAR ! ITS GONNA BE FUNNY !!!111one".
While I am aware you are asking for negative attention and want me to answer in hope of pissing me off, as all silly trolls do, 1-you'll have to do MUCH BETTER than that to provoke my wrath, and 2- I will exchange verbal blow for verbal blow if you desire such a thing.
And you have no chance to win.
You know you love me. :rolleyes:
Now that truly is a marvel of an answer. Incredibly original, I have to say.
Is the heavy sarcastic tone enough ? I can't say cause you seem to need repeating. Wait, I'm gonna repeat it right now cause you are so failing at detection you need a parrot.
Now that truly is a marvel of an answer. Incredibly original, I have to say.
Now that is said, you again show your foolishness by believing I can love someone. Especially someone like you !
Defensive :coolface
Jealous :coolface
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My heart is a giant black pit of PAIN ;-; </3
Being emo won't solve the situation you know...
So...Nary, have you had a girlfriend?
(I won't ask Boyfriend 'cause you have a love affair with Joe :coolface)
I clearly have stated that not. Have you not read the thread ?
Someone's getting defensive :coolface
Defensive ? I am simply stating things again, because Enigma is so blind he needs a repeater, apparently. And in a logomachy such as ours, it is a perfectly valuable tactic to parry the blows your opponent throws at you. You should know it already.
But if you want to blame people about defense, you sure avoided (or should I say run away from) well the post that was aimed to you and did not provided any answer.
I am going to guess you are very bored and your brain needs stimulation, and you thought "HEY ! LET'S ANNOY NARYAR ! ITS GONNA BE FUNNY !!!111one".
While I am aware you are asking for negative attention and want me to answer in hope of pissing me off, as all silly trolls do, 1-you'll have to do MUCH BETTER than that to provoke my wrath, and 2- I will exchange verbal blow for verbal blow if you desire such a thing.
And you have no chance to win.
You know you love me. :rolleyes:
Now that truly is a marvel of an answer. Incredibly original, I have to say.
Is the heavy sarcastic tone enough ? I can't say cause you seem to need repeating. Wait, I'm gonna repeat it right now cause you are so failing at detection you need a parrot.
Now that truly is a marvel of an answer. Incredibly original, I have to say.
Now that is said, you again show your foolishness by believing I can love someone. Especially someone like you !
Defensive :coolface
OK, since your brain is visibly too tired for putting more than two words in a sentence...
Stupid :coolface
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My heart is a giant black pit of PAIN ;-; </3
Being emo won't solve the situation you know...
So...Nary, have you had a girlfriend?
(I won't ask Boyfriend 'cause you have a love affair with Joe :coolface)
I clearly have stated that not. Have you not read the thread ?
Someone's getting defensive :coolface
Defensive ? I am simply stating things again, because Enigma is so blind he needs a repeater, apparently. And in a logomachy such as ours, it is a perfectly valuable tactic to parry the blows your opponent throws at you. You should know it already.
But if you want to blame people about defense, you sure avoided (or should I say run away from) well the post that was aimed to you and did not provided any answer.
I am going to guess you are very bored and your brain needs stimulation, and you thought "HEY ! LET'S ANNOY NARYAR ! ITS GONNA BE FUNNY !!!111one".
While I am aware you are asking for negative attention and want me to answer in hope of pissing me off, as all silly trolls do, 1-you'll have to do MUCH BETTER than that to provoke my wrath, and 2- I will exchange verbal blow for verbal blow if you desire such a thing.
And you have no chance to win.
You know you love me. :rolleyes:
Now that truly is a marvel of an answer. Incredibly original, I have to say.
Is the heavy sarcastic tone enough ? I can't say cause you seem to need repeating. Wait, I'm gonna repeat it right now cause you are so failing at detection you need a parrot.
Now that truly is a marvel of an answer. Incredibly original, I have to say.
Now that is said, you again show your foolishness by believing I can love someone. Especially someone like you !
Defensive :coolface
OK, since your brain is visibly too tired for putting more than two words in a sentence...
Stupid :coolface
Emo :coolface
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My heart is a giant black pit of PAIN ;-; </3
Being emo won't solve the situation you know...
So...Nary, have you had a girlfriend?
(I won't ask Boyfriend 'cause you have a love affair with Joe :coolface)
I clearly have stated that not. Have you not read the thread ?
Someone's getting defensive :coolface
Defensive ? I am simply stating things again, because Enigma is so blind he needs a repeater, apparently. And in a logomachy such as ours, it is a perfectly valuable tactic to parry the blows your opponent throws at you. You should know it already.
But if you want to blame people about defense, you sure avoided (or should I say run away from) well the post that was aimed to you and did not provided any answer.
I am going to guess you are very bored and your brain needs stimulation, and you thought "HEY ! LET'S ANNOY NARYAR ! ITS GONNA BE FUNNY !!!111one".
While I am aware you are asking for negative attention and want me to answer in hope of pissing me off, as all silly trolls do, 1-you'll have to do MUCH BETTER than that to provoke my wrath, and 2- I will exchange verbal blow for verbal blow if you desire such a thing.
And you have no chance to win.
You know you love me. :rolleyes:
Now that truly is a marvel of an answer. Incredibly original, I have to say.
Is the heavy sarcastic tone enough ? I can't say cause you seem to need repeating. Wait, I'm gonna repeat it right now cause you are so failing at detection you need a parrot.
Now that truly is a marvel of an answer. Incredibly original, I have to say.
Now that is said, you again show your foolishness by believing I can love someone. Especially someone like you !
Defensive :coolface
OK, since your brain is visibly too tired for putting more than two words in a sentence...
Stupid :coolface
Mad :coolface
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Agree with Sparkey.
Naryar: Just admit that you can't get in a relationship even if you try. Cuz your over the top reaction is a good indicator that you are indeed jealous.
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I think I know who Naryar is!
(https://gametechmods.com/uploads/images/96277jamie-hyneman-1.jpg)
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This NEEDS to be in GTM Land. Give me a few hours to eat and get this done.
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@123
I want in plz
I think Nary's jelly-meter has risen to full capacity now.
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I think I know who Naryar is!
(https://gametechmods.com/uploads/images/96277jamie-hyneman-1.jpg)
No way sparkey I'm almost positive this guy (http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/50353_23519525029_6782366_n.jpg) is Naryar but with a French Mustache.
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In fact SKBT is closer from the truth that Sparkey. And I have no Dick Dastardly-style mustache from now, though I am trying to make one grow.
And I fail to see how my reaction was over the top. Maybe my choice of words ? Or did I overdid it with the humorous tone ? I didn't even get angry/frustrated when posting in there.
Of course, I could have ignored your petty squabbling, but a guy must defend itself after all.
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They're misunderstanding your words, Nary. Only so much can be conveyed via text (though I register about the same amount from actual voices as the average person does through text, so it doesn't really matter to me), so it's only natural
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lol @ Nar being bullied for some reason
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In fact SKBT is closer from the truth that Sparkey. And I have no Dick Dastardly-style mustache from now, though I am trying to make one grow.
And I fail to see how my reaction was over the top. Maybe my choice of words ? Or did I overdid it with the humorous tone ? I didn't even get angry/frustrated when posting in there.
Of course, I could have ignored your petty squabbling, but a guy must defend itself after all.
(https://gametechmods.com/uploads/images/84694YOUMAD.jpg)
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The only two friends I need are Ben and Jerry.
(http://www.businesspundit.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/zzbjs.jpg)
Think about it, ice cream is the perfect girlfriend. If your girlfriend was like ice cream, think about how great things would be:
- She wouldn't be needy.
- You can get some whenever you want.
- She never fails to satisfy.
- She can always feed you without complaint.
- She wouldn't bitch.
- She wouldn't bitch over the phone.
- She wouldn't bitch on facebook.
- She wouldn't bitch via texting.
- She would never bleed out of her genitals and have harsh emotional changes in correspondence with such bleeding.
- She would never want to snuggle after sex.
I hate to be a buzzkill but, there's 2 flaws:
1) you can't show it off to your friends to demonstrate superiority.
2) If you like having sex with cold things, you're a necrophiliac.
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The only two friends I need are Ben and Jerry.
(http://www.businesspundit.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/zzbjs.jpg)
Think about it, ice cream is the perfect girlfriend. If your girlfriend was like ice cream, think about how great things would be:
- She wouldn't be needy.
- You can get some whenever you want.
- She never fails to satisfy.
- She can always feed you without complaint.
- She wouldn't bitch.
- She wouldn't bitch over the phone.
- She wouldn't bitch on facebook.
- She wouldn't bitch via texting.
- She would never bleed out of her genitals and have harsh emotional changes in correspondence with such bleeding.
- She would never want to snuggle after sex.
I hate to be a buzzkill but, there's 2 flaws:
1) you can't show it off to your friends to demonstrate superiority.
2) If you like having sex with cold things, you're a necrophiliac.
This thread is about the relationship itself, not social suicide you commit by screwing ice cream. :approve:
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Well believe it or not, the bragging was actually the more important point I wanted to make
When I was on vacation in Pennsylvania, there was this girl who called everyone "sweeite" and just generally liked hugging and affectionate touching. It wouldn't have worked out long term; besides the standard issues of a long-distance relationship, we just didn't feel a spark between ourselves, and she was 17 so it would've technically been a felony.
But the point of my story is, nothing made me feel happier than when my friend (who was on vacation with me) thought that she was my girlfriend. To let him think that I was a regular Casanova while he spent his nights getting stoned and crashing bicycles was just oh so satisfying,
What does that make me, wanting a girlfriend not for the benefit of mutual happiness but for the ability to brag about it?
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What does that make me, wanting a girlfriend not for the benefit of mutual happiness but for the ability to brag about it?
A junior high student?
HAI GAIS I EM 12 BUT I HAVE GURLFREND CUS I AM SO GROWWED UP
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Hmm. That don't work out so well with me cause of the people I know are ones whom I've dated in the past, or people online, or people I've known since 1st grade.