obligatory battlebots 5 comment
Some day Sparkey will be headlined here! For now.....here is news worthy Stupid ass horny bastard
It was on Fark
1. Go into public park and sit by jungle gym wearing large trench coat.2. Shake hand furiously under coat while staring at children play.3. When someone confronts you, reveal one of those shake flash lights from under coat and get extremely offended that they would think that.