Author Topic: Philosophical advice (Read 2231 times)

Incredirobotwars · « **on:** November 09, 2010, 04:33:18 PM »

ATM, I'm thinking philosophically. Here are a couple of examples:

-'Good things come to those who wait...death comes to those who wait TOO LONG.'
-'The day after tomorrow is the first day of the rest of your life. That way, you always have a couple of days in hand.'

True but funny. Post your own! Enlighten us!

Hydro · « **Reply #1 on:** November 09, 2010, 04:52:35 PM »

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, does Treyarch still make a Call of Duty game?

Hydro · « **Reply #2 on:** November 09, 2010, 04:54:29 PM »

Congress is the opposite of progress.

NFX · « **Reply #3 on:** November 09, 2010, 05:20:17 PM »

"Building walls stops you from hearing others, but also stops others from hearing you."

Hydro · « **Reply #4 on:** November 09, 2010, 05:23:02 PM »

He who controls the past commands the future, and he who commands the future, conquers the past.

Incredirobotwars · « **Reply #5 on:** November 10, 2010, 08:02:54 AM »

Go to other peoples' funerals - otherwise they won't go to yours.

Noodle · « **Reply #6 on:** November 10, 2010, 12:22:19 PM »

Quote from: incredirobotwars on November 10, 2010, 08:02:54 AM

Go to other peoples' funerals - otherwise they won't go to yours.

Don't think these people will turn up, they're sorta already dead.

Incredirobotwars · « **Reply #7 on:** November 10, 2010, 01:23:11 PM »

That's sorta the point.

Noodle · « **Reply #8 on:** November 10, 2010, 03:30:28 PM »

Quote from: incredirobotwars on November 10, 2010, 01:23:11 PM

That's sorta the point.

Then why go to their funerals when they won't come to yours either way?

Incredirobotwars · « **Reply #9 on:** November 10, 2010, 04:38:21 PM »

Peoples who know the dead peoples can still go to yours.

Noodle · « **Reply #10 on:** November 10, 2010, 04:39:12 PM »

Quote from: incredirobotwars on November 10, 2010, 04:38:21 PM

Peoples who know the dead peoples can still go to yours.

Pay mourners.

/discussion

FOTEPX · « **Reply #11 on:** November 10, 2010, 04:41:09 PM »

Everything means everything, but it also means nothing. As soon as we were put on this earth, we are allready dying.

Incredirobotwars · « **Reply #12 on:** November 10, 2010, 04:41:52 PM »

Quote from: Noodle on November 10, 2010, 04:39:12 PM

Quote from: incredirobotwars on November 10, 2010, 04:38:21 PM
Peoples who know the dead peoples can still go to yours.

Pay mourners.

/discussion

Like the Romans!

Anyways, life is a game of chance - just don't pick up the 'miss a go' card.

FOTEPX · « **Reply #13 on:** November 10, 2010, 04:43:02 PM »

lief is liek a bawx af chawkletz...

ya nevar noo what cha gawna geht

NFX · « **Reply #14 on:** November 10, 2010, 05:00:19 PM »

Work colleagues are like chocolates. Most of them are smooth, seemingly sweet at first, and there's always one nutty one.

Incredirobotwars · « **Reply #15 on:** November 10, 2010, 05:02:39 PM »

Office flirting gone wrong: 'I like my coffee like I like my women - in a plastic cup.'

Enigm@ · « **Reply #16 on:** November 10, 2010, 05:05:59 PM »

Nuclear waste is the gift that keeps on giving.

Sage · « **Reply #17 on:** November 10, 2010, 06:24:21 PM »

The only constants in this world are death and taxes.

Serge · « **Reply #18 on:** November 10, 2010, 06:30:38 PM »

Quote from: incredirobotwars on November 10, 2010, 05:02:39 PM

Office flirting gone wrong: 'I like my coffee like I like my women - in a plastic cup.'

I like my women how I like my whiskey - 12 years old and mixed up with coke.

Hydro · « **Reply #19 on:** November 10, 2010, 07:35:58 PM »

Quote from: Serge on November 10, 2010, 06:30:38 PM

Quote from: incredirobotwars on November 10, 2010, 05:02:39 PM
Office flirting gone wrong: 'I like my coffee like I like my women - in a plastic cup.'

I like my women how I like my whiskey - 12 years old and mixed up with coke.

LOL