Nah we got our stuff done that we could, we did win best department on one day.
We just couldn't give out money like we were supposed to, so on the last day all the depts went down the toilet. Like the dept that did welfare made a prison on the moon.
Commerce dept shenanigans:
Taxed air by the molecule, you have to wear a fancy air molecule meter to measure how much you breathe
Taxed every 1.2 oz of human excrement, to cut down on E. Coli which puts a strain on the economy
Moved every oil company/farm/industry to a random county for lulz
Taxed farms by how many individual plants the farm had
Renamed the word "Dollar" to "Fart"
Made every single transaction through the bank over a certain amount need to come through us, we were sued on that
So we removed that mandate and made the amount of money even more restricted to bug the Attorney General since he took everything waaaaay too seriously.
Everything except the transaction thing was done on the last day where everything was un-serious anyway.