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Mock the week style thread
« on: July 12, 2010, 11:34:52 AM »
If anyone has seen the show you'll know what im on about

I'll come up with a subject and you have to rather funny responses to that subject

Ok the 1st subject will be

"Something David Cameron would never say"

To be honest. Im only being Prime Minister just to get on TV

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Re: Mock the week style thread
« Reply #1 on: July 12, 2010, 11:37:21 AM »

@ previous:"Yo Dawg, I heard you like taxes so I put a tax on your tax so we can tax whilst we tax"
"Worst thing to say to a Netherlands Football fan"
Better than GK since 2009.
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Re: Mock the week style thread
« Reply #2 on: July 12, 2010, 11:37:55 AM »
I would like to introduce my newest cabinet member, Gordon Brown!
My above post explains everything about everything.

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Re: Mock the week style thread
« Reply #3 on: July 12, 2010, 11:39:01 AM »
"Whahey heres my gay chum Nick Griffin"

Worst thing to say on sky sports news

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Re: Mock the week style thread
« Reply #4 on: July 12, 2010, 11:41:47 AM »

The next round is only available on BBC, which is free and has no adverts.

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Re: Mock the week style thread
« Reply #5 on: July 12, 2010, 11:44:05 AM »
Do you have a flag?
Destroy your lives, on purpose!

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Re: Mock the week style thread
« Reply #6 on: July 12, 2010, 11:44:45 AM »
Here is a fantastic statue of a octopus

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Re: Mock the week style thread
« Reply #7 on: August 05, 2010, 09:36:33 AM »
BUMP!

"Things you wouldn't read on a food packet"

Serving suggestions: On a plate you thick moron!


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Re: Mock the week style thread
« Reply #8 on: August 05, 2010, 10:30:52 AM »
Food not included. XD
I built that big robot on that TV show that time


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Re: Mock the week style thread
« Reply #9 on: August 05, 2010, 10:54:13 AM »
Instructions: Eat
My above post explains everything about everything.

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Re: Mock the week style thread
« Reply #10 on: August 05, 2010, 10:58:50 AM »
Opening instructions:

1. Pull tab.
2. Rip tab.
3. Throw on the floor.
4. STAB WITH A KNIFE!


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Re: Mock the week style thread
« Reply #11 on: August 06, 2010, 02:43:29 AM »
"That was the last chicken in my farm and I'm still bankrupt. Enjoy your ****ing meal."
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Re: Mock the week style thread
« Reply #12 on: August 06, 2010, 04:59:40 AM »
Ingredients: Hula Hoops (98%), Salt.
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Re: Mock the week style thread
« Reply #13 on: August 06, 2010, 05:02:50 AM »
Extra Information: Poisonous

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Re: Mock the week style thread
« Reply #14 on: August 06, 2010, 05:22:54 AM »
Tin of Spam: Just add spam

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Re: Mock the week style thread
« Reply #15 on: August 06, 2010, 06:21:44 AM »
LOL, me and VE are quoting stuff from the show but changing it a bit. xD

Next topic:

"Things you wouldn't hear from a weather forcaster"

Why are you watching me? Look out of the damn window!


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Re: Mock the week style thread
« Reply #16 on: August 06, 2010, 06:24:44 AM »
IZ RAININ' SIDEWAYS
Clash Cubes 1 - Grey Matter (Runner-Up)
King of Karnage - Sideshow Freak (Runner-Up, Best Engineered)
Rust In Pieces - Paper Cut 3 (Grand Champion, Most Dangerous Bot)
Wheely Tag Tournament - Ion Thruster (Grand Champion, along with Ounces' DiSemboweLment)
UK vs USA - Dark Striker (Grand Champion)
Rust In Pieces 2 - Claymore (Runner-Up, Favourite Bot)
BBEANS 6 - Infection 4 (Runner-Up)
RA2 Team Championships - Serious Business, Skeksis (Runner-Up, along with Scrappy, S_M, and Badnik)
RA2 Team Championships 2 - The Other Stig (Runner-Up, along with Scrappy, S_M, Badnik, 090901, and R1885)
Replica Wars 3 - Abaddon (Runner-Up, Luckiest Bot)
BroBots - wheebot & yaybot (Runner-Up)
Robo Zone 2 - Dipper (4th place, Survival Champion, & Best Axle Bot)
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Re: Mock the week style thread
« Reply #17 on: August 06, 2010, 06:28:03 AM »
'Fire. Fire will rain over you all as I sit peacefully within my war bunker. Only forecasters will remain, the supreme race! A bit of rain, anyway.'
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Re: Mock the week style thread
« Reply #18 on: August 06, 2010, 06:32:55 AM »
"The temperature will reach 30 degrees this week... OH SHI- I'VE LEFT MY BABY IN THE CAR!"

and

"There is a great depression of Scotland... And now the weather."

P.S - No offense if you are Scottish.


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Re: Mock the week style thread
« Reply #19 on: August 06, 2010, 06:49:35 AM »
Its going to be a bright & sunny day today all across the UK! Temperatures could reach up to 31 degrees celcius