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Title: Mock the week style thread
Post by: Velocity EVO on July 12, 2010, 11:34:52 AM: If anyone has seen the show you'll know what im on about

I'll come up with a subject and you have to rather funny responses to that subject

Ok the 1st subject will be

"Something David Cameron would never say"

To be honest. Im only being Prime Minister just to get on TV
Title: Re: Mock the week style thread
Post by: Squirrel_Monkey on July 12, 2010, 11:37:21 AM: @ previous:"Yo Dawg, I heard you like taxes so I put a tax on your tax so we can tax whilst we tax"
"Worst thing to say to a Netherlands Football fan"
Title: Re: Mock the week style thread
Post by: G.K. on July 12, 2010, 11:37:55 AM: I would like to introduce my newest cabinet member, Gordon Brown!
Title: Re: Mock the week style thread
Post by: Velocity EVO on July 12, 2010, 11:39:01 AM: "Whahey heres my gay chum Nick Griffin"

Worst thing to say on sky sports news
Title: Re: Mock the week style thread
Post by: Squirrel_Monkey on July 12, 2010, 11:41:47 AM: The next round is only available on BBC, which is free and has no adverts.

Quote from: Squirrel_Monkey on July 12, 2010, 11:37:21 AM
"Worst thing to say to a Netherlands Football fan"
Title: Re: Mock the week style thread
Post by: frezal on July 12, 2010, 11:44:05 AM: Do you have a flag?
Title: Re: Mock the week style thread
Post by: Velocity EVO on July 12, 2010, 11:44:45 AM: Here is a fantastic statue of a octopus
Title: Re: Mock the week style thread
Post by: Gazea2 on August 05, 2010, 09:36:33 AM: BUMP!

"Things you wouldn't read on a food packet"

Serving suggestions: On a plate you thick moron!
Title: Re: Mock the week style thread
Post by: Somebody on August 05, 2010, 10:30:52 AM: Food not included. XD
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Post by: G.K. on August 05, 2010, 10:54:13 AM: Instructions: Eat
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Post by: Gazea2 on August 05, 2010, 10:58:50 AM: Opening instructions:

1. Pull tab.
2. Rip tab.
3. Throw on the floor.
4. STAB WITH A KNIFE!
Title: Re: Mock the week style thread
Post by: Pwnator on August 06, 2010, 02:43:29 AM: "That was the last chicken in my farm and I'm still bankrupt. Enjoy your ****ing meal."
Title: Re: Mock the week style thread
Post by: NFX on August 06, 2010, 04:59:40 AM: Ingredients: Hula Hoops (98%), Salt.
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Post by: Vertigo on August 06, 2010, 05:02:50 AM: Extra Information: Poisonous
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Post by: Velocity EVO on August 06, 2010, 05:22:54 AM: Tin of Spam: Just add spam
Title: Re: Mock the week style thread
Post by: Gazea2 on August 06, 2010, 06:21:44 AM: LOL, me and VE are quoting stuff from the show but changing it a bit. xD

Next topic:

"Things you wouldn't hear from a weather forcaster"

Why are you watching me? Look out of the damn window!
Title: Re: Mock the week style thread
Post by: Pwnator on August 06, 2010, 06:24:44 AM: IZ RAININ' SIDEWAYS
Title: Re: Mock the week style thread
Post by: cephalopod on August 06, 2010, 06:28:03 AM: 'Fire. Fire will rain over you all as I sit peacefully within my war bunker. Only forecasters will remain, the supreme race! A bit of rain, anyway.'
Title: Re: Mock the week style thread
Post by: Gazea2 on August 06, 2010, 06:32:55 AM: "The temperature will reach 30 degrees this week... OH SHI- I'VE LEFT MY BABY IN THE CAR!"

and

"There is a great depression of Scotland... And now the weather."

P.S - No offense if you are Scottish.
Title: Re: Mock the week style thread
Post by: Vertigo on August 06, 2010, 06:49:35 AM: Its going to be a bright & sunny day today all across the UK! Temperatures could reach up to 31 degrees celcius
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Post by: G.K. on August 06, 2010, 04:34:02 PM: Clegg, another bacon sandwich!
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Post by: NFX on August 06, 2010, 06:05:51 PM: ^ LOL.

"A vicious hailstorm over Eastern Scotland, which should certainly break the overwhelming tedium of the Scottish Open."
Title: Re: Mock the week style thread
Post by: Badnik96 on August 06, 2010, 06:31:43 PM: Today we have a temperature of 1023324392032385730539875 degrees, those of you not made of asbestos are advised to move to Antarctica"
Title: Re: Mock the week style thread
Post by: NFX on August 06, 2010, 08:37:39 PM: "Today will see highs of 29 degrees Celsius, which is a shame, because the melting point of a Scottish person is 24 degrees Celsius."
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Post by: Somebody on August 07, 2010, 07:56:57 AM: You guys confused me for a minute. 30 degrees Fahrenheit is really fricking cold, and then I saw the word celsius. Crazy brits XD
Title: Re: Mock the week style thread
Post by: G.K. on August 07, 2010, 08:01:31 AM: Crazy Americans, morelike. Farenheit makes no sense.
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Post by: Velocity EVO on August 07, 2010, 08:02:44 AM: its going to be sunny all week
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Post by: FOTEPX on August 07, 2010, 08:03:04 AM: Today, expect lots of complaining about how hot it is, even though two bloody days ago they were complaining how cold it was.
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Post by: Madiaba on August 07, 2010, 10:07:38 AM: Meteorologist, on the air: "And now for the weather today:......... Yes."

Meteorologist, off the air: "I deserve a raise."
Title: Re: Mock the week style thread
Post by: NFX on August 07, 2010, 11:20:32 AM: I think we should all change our temperature units to Kelvin. Just for a laugh.
Title: Re: Mock the week style thread
Post by: Velocity EVO on August 07, 2010, 03:14:52 PM: this is a random bit

"Something you wouldnt hear in a cartoon"
Title: Re: Mock the week style thread
Post by: FOTEPX on August 07, 2010, 03:35:13 PM: Quote from: Velocity EVO on August 07, 2010, 03:14:52 PM
"Something you wouldnt hear in a cartoon"

"Yo Mickey, you got a cig? You'd better have one, or i'll ****in' kill you..." Said Donald, coked off his head.
Title: Re: Mock the week style thread
Post by: Velocity EVO on August 07, 2010, 03:48:30 PM: Here comes thomas the Tank engine say hello Thomas

"WHO THE F**K YA LOOKING AT!!! PERVERT"
Title: Re: Mock the week style thread
Post by: FOTEPX on August 07, 2010, 03:49:53 PM: Quote from: Velocity EVO on August 07, 2010, 03:48:30 PM
Here comes thomas the Tank engine say hello Thomas

"WHO THE F**K YA LOOKING AT!!! PERVERT"

Thomas ain't a cartoon

It's a bloody CGI mess now...

I MISS '99 PLEASE TAKE ME BACK IN TIME
Title: Re: Mock the week style thread
Post by: frezal on August 07, 2010, 04:09:27 PM: Wasn't Thomas the Tank Engine a puppet or possibly stop motion?

Anyway, something you'd never hear in a cartoon:

April O'Neal: "I'll suck your cock for $1000. Splinter can't watch unless he pays $100."

Donatello smirks: "Alright... Lemme just go find a cash machine."
Title: Re: Mock the week style thread
Post by: FOTEPX on August 07, 2010, 04:12:50 PM: Quote from: frezal on August 07, 2010, 04:09:27 PM
Wasn't Thomas the Tank Engine a puppet or possibly stop motion?

Anyway, something you'd never hear in a cartoon:

April O'Neal: "I'll suck your cock for $1000. Splinter can't watch unless he pays $100."

Donatello smirks: "Alright... Lemme just go find a cash machine."

Turtle power!

Thomas was a mix of actual videos and pictures for when they needed to change how the face looked.
Title: Re: Mock the week style thread
Post by: GoldenFox93 on August 07, 2010, 04:21:01 PM: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0twowDded0# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0twowDded0#)
They'd never have gotten away with this in the English Dub.
Title: Re: Mock the week style thread
Post by: FOTEPX on August 07, 2010, 04:22:21 PM: Quote from: GoldenFox93 on August 07, 2010, 04:21:01 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0twowDded0# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0twowDded0#)
They'd never have gotten away with this in the English Dub.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NFnPxvUxFM# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NFnPxvUxFM#)
From a future cartoon of 4kids as well...
Title: Re: Mock the week style thread
Post by: GoldenFox93 on August 07, 2010, 04:25:21 PM: Snap!
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Post by: NFX on August 07, 2010, 08:43:35 PM: "Stop complaining, and finish your cigarette!"

"I can't, 4Kids took it away! Mmm, raspberry."
Title: Re: Mock the week style thread
Post by: Gazea2 on August 08, 2010, 02:36:58 AM: Winnie the Pooh: "Yo, Piglet, you heard about the swine flu?"

Piglet: "Yeah... *Sneezes*

Winnie the Pooh: "If that f***ing Piglet sneezes over me he's dead."
Title: Re: Mock the week style thread
Post by: Velocity EVO on August 08, 2010, 04:23:46 AM: "Next week, Sonic teaches us why drugs, alcohol and prostitutes are the best way to lead your life"
Title: Re: Mock the week style thread
Post by: Sparkey98 on August 08, 2010, 04:32:10 AM: Remember kids, always get the golden ring condoms!
Title: Re: Mock the week style thread
Post by: Velocity EVO on August 08, 2010, 04:52:31 AM: Quote from: Sparkey98 on August 08, 2010, 04:32:10 AM
Remember kids, always get the golden ring condoms!

that is quite possibly the funniest thing youve ever said
Title: Re: Mock the week style thread
Post by: Sparkey98 on August 08, 2010, 05:17:10 AM: Quote from: Velocity EVO on August 08, 2010, 04:52:31 AM
Quote from: Sparkey98 on August 08, 2010, 04:32:10 AM
Remember kids, always get the golden ring condoms!

that is quite possibly the funniest thing youve ever said

Well thank you :)

And I wonder what sonic is watching on thoose TVS you always find........
Title: Re: Mock the week style thread
Post by: daleksec7 on August 31, 2010, 12:09:07 AM: sonic says do speed and you can be as fast as me
Title: Re: Mock the week style thread
Post by: Gazea2 on September 02, 2010, 03:07:56 PM: BUMP!

New topic:

Unlikely things to hear from a weather forcaster.

"Why are you watching me? Look out of the god damn window!"

EDIT: 1400 posts!
Title: Re: Mock the week style thread
Post by: freeziez on September 02, 2010, 05:44:26 PM: This was already done. :P

Oh, well.

"Today's forecast will be sun, sun and more SUNNY SO YOU CAN HAVE SUN WHILE YOU GET YO SUN WHILE YOU GET YO SUN WHILE YOU GET YO SUN WHILE YOU GET YO SUN WHILE YOU GET YO SUN WHILE YOU GET YO SUN..."
Title: Re: Mock the week style thread
Post by: NFX on September 02, 2010, 06:22:59 PM: "And in Northern Ireland, there will be occasional scattered showers, burning fridges, and televisions thrown from a first floor window."
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Post by: S.T.C. on September 02, 2010, 06:37:19 PM: "Today's forecast, well, the sun is out and its hot...do the math dumba*ses.."
Title: Re: Mock the week style thread
Post by: Gazea2 on September 03, 2010, 04:20:14 AM: Quote from: freeziez on September 02, 2010, 05:44:26 PM
This was already done. :P

Whoops, lol. :P

New topic, then:

Unlikely things to hear on a property program.

"We've visited 5 houses so far but they all had alarms so, no luck there."
Title: Re: Mock the week style thread
Post by: G.K. on September 03, 2010, 04:24:13 AM: LOL

"And if you my this house, you can have a beautiful garden, with the delights of the fallen over digger, tank tracks, concrete, fallen over rugby posts, and wildfire." (You guys'll need to understand the reference)
Title: Re: Mock the week style thread
Post by: Zog on September 03, 2010, 04:48:19 AM: "Here is a lovely secluded fishing cottage by the sea, with absolutely no nuclear power plants near it..."
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Post by: J24 on September 03, 2010, 04:49:48 AM: this beautiful grand design was built with no problems with finances or planning permission at all.
Title: Re: Mock the week style thread
Post by: Gazea2 on September 03, 2010, 04:55:07 AM: "Phil always wanted a house in the country and now he has because his business has collapsed and he is living in a caravan in Herefordshire."
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Post by: J24 on September 03, 2010, 05:05:19 AM: two can play at that game gazea
"this couple's grand design is to turn an abattoir into an old folks home. by changing the sign"
Title: Re: Mock the week style thread
Post by: freeziez on September 03, 2010, 05:44:42 AM: "Now this house is a......wait...... what house?"
Title: Re: Mock the week style thread
Post by: Zog on September 03, 2010, 05:45:35 AM: "Why are you looking at my house?"
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Post by: freeziez on September 03, 2010, 05:46:57 AM: "And now we enter the Dining Hall... OH CRAP THIS IS THE WHITE HOUSE EVERYONE OUT!!!"
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Post by: G.K. on September 03, 2010, 05:52:47 AM: "Now to the dining hall..."

"Lord Vader..."

*firefight*
Title: Re: Mock the week style thread
Post by: Gazea2 on September 03, 2010, 07:13:52 AM: Quote from: J24 on September 03, 2010, 05:05:19 AM
two can play at that game gazea
"this couple's grand design is to turn an abattoir into an old folks home. by changing the sign"

LOL

You're the first one to notice. ;)
Title: Re: Mock the week style thread
Post by: Zog on September 03, 2010, 08:19:28 AM: "Don't you find it odd that we have cameras watching our every move?"
Title: Re: Mock the week style thread
Post by: NFX on September 03, 2010, 12:06:22 PM: "Don't worry about the letters on the doormat, they're just bills. He's been locked in the cellar for a month while we're here."