Author Topic: Mock the week style thread (Read 1989 times)

Gazea2 · « **Reply #40 on:** August 08, 2010, 02:36:58 AM »

Winnie the Pooh: "Yo, Piglet, you heard about the swine flu?"

Piglet: "Yeah... *Sneezes*

Winnie the Pooh: "If that f***ing Piglet sneezes over me he's dead."

Velocity EVO · « **Reply #41 on:** August 08, 2010, 04:23:46 AM »

"Next week, Sonic teaches us why drugs, alcohol and prostitutes are the best way to lead your life"

Sparkey98 · « **Reply #42 on:** August 08, 2010, 04:32:10 AM »

Remember kids, always get the golden ring condoms!

Velocity EVO · « **Reply #43 on:** August 08, 2010, 04:52:31 AM »

Quote from: Sparkey98 on August 08, 2010, 04:32:10 AM

Remember kids, always get the golden ring condoms!

that is quite possibly the funniest thing youve ever said

Sparkey98 · « **Reply #44 on:** August 08, 2010, 05:17:10 AM »

Quote from: Velocity EVO on August 08, 2010, 04:52:31 AM

Quote from: Sparkey98 on August 08, 2010, 04:32:10 AM
Remember kids, always get the golden ring condoms!

that is quite possibly the funniest thing youve ever said

Well thank you :)

And I wonder what sonic is watching on thoose TVS you always find........

daleksec7 · « **Reply #45 on:** August 31, 2010, 12:09:07 AM »

sonic says do speed and you can be as fast as me

Gazea2 · « **Reply #46 on:** September 02, 2010, 03:07:56 PM »

BUMP!

New topic:

Unlikely things to hear from a weather forcaster.

"Why are you watching me? Look out of the god damn window!"

EDIT: 1400 posts!

freeziez · « **Reply #47 on:** September 02, 2010, 05:44:26 PM »

This was already done. :P

Oh, well.

"Today's forecast will be sun, sun and more SUNNY SO YOU CAN HAVE SUN WHILE YOU GET YO SUN WHILE YOU GET YO SUN WHILE YOU GET YO SUN WHILE YOU GET YO SUN WHILE YOU GET YO SUN WHILE YOU GET YO SUN..."

NFX · « **Reply #48 on:** September 02, 2010, 06:22:59 PM »

"And in Northern Ireland, there will be occasional scattered showers, burning fridges, and televisions thrown from a first floor window."

S.T.C. · « **Reply #49 on:** September 02, 2010, 06:37:19 PM »

"Today's forecast, well, the sun is out and its hot...do the math dumba*ses.."

Gazea2 · « **Reply #50 on:** September 03, 2010, 04:20:14 AM »

Quote from: freeziez on September 02, 2010, 05:44:26 PM

This was already done. :P

Whoops, lol. :P

New topic, then:

Unlikely things to hear on a property program.

"We've visited 5 houses so far but they all had alarms so, no luck there."

G.K. · « **Reply #51 on:** September 03, 2010, 04:24:13 AM »

LOL

"And if you my this house, you can have a beautiful garden, with the delights of the fallen over digger, tank tracks, concrete, fallen over rugby posts, and wildfire." (You guys'll need to understand the reference)

Zog · « **Reply #52 on:** September 03, 2010, 04:48:19 AM »

"Here is a lovely secluded fishing cottage by the sea, with absolutely no nuclear power plants near it..."

J24 · « **Reply #53 on:** September 03, 2010, 04:49:48 AM »

this beautiful grand design was built with no problems with finances or planning permission at all.

Gazea2 · « **Reply #54 on:** September 03, 2010, 04:55:07 AM »

"Phil always wanted a house in the country and now he has because his business has collapsed and he is living in a caravan in Herefordshire."

J24 · « **Reply #55 on:** September 03, 2010, 05:05:19 AM »

two can play at that game gazea
"this couple's grand design is to turn an abattoir into an old folks home. by changing the sign"

freeziez · « **Reply #56 on:** September 03, 2010, 05:44:42 AM »

"Now this house is a......wait...... what house?"

Zog · « **Reply #57 on:** September 03, 2010, 05:45:35 AM »

"Why are you looking at my house?"

freeziez · « **Reply #58 on:** September 03, 2010, 05:46:57 AM »

"And now we enter the Dining Hall... OH CRAP THIS IS THE WHITE HOUSE EVERYONE OUT!!!"

G.K. · « **Reply #59 on:** September 03, 2010, 05:52:47 AM »

"Now to the dining hall..."

"Lord Vader..."

*firefight*