MassimoV's Short Story Thread

[090901]

it better be about pool, him talking about how much of a good looking fellow he is and then me beating the tar out of him him kicking my ass, followed by me getting fisted by a Tyrannosaurus Rex as he rides off into the sunset on the back of Cassius 2

That'd be a great plot for a movie.   :P

you are weak and unmanly

at least he can get wimmins

[Naryar]

it better be about pool, him talking about how much of a good looking fellow he is and then me beating the tar out of him him kicking my ass, followed by me getting fisted by a Tyrannosaurus Rex as he rides off into the sunset on the back of Cassius 2

That'd be a great plot for a movie.   :P

you are weak and unmanly

at least he can get wimmins

have you seen the face of his woman ?

[GoldenFox93]

it better be about pool, him talking about how much of a good looking fellow he is and then me beating the tar out of him him kicking my ass, followed by me getting fisted by a Tyrannosaurus Rex as he rides off into the sunset on the back of Cassius 2

That'd be a great plot for a movie.   :P

you are weak and unmanly

at least he can get wimmins

have you seen the face of his woman ?

About a year ago I would've said something like "Looks don't matter it's personality that matters" or something, but...

[HurricaneAndrew]

it better be about pool, him talking about how much of a good looking fellow he is and then me beating the tar out of him him kicking my ass, followed by me getting fisted by a Tyrannosaurus Rex as he rides off into the sunset on the back of Cassius 2

That'd be a great plot for a movie.   :P

you are weak and unmanly

at least he can get wimmins

have you seen the face of his woman ?

About a year ago I would've said something like "Looks don't matter it's personality that matters" or something, but...

But, what? Say it, faggot.

[GoldenFox93]

Honestly, I don't really know if it's working out anymore.

[Naryar]

Can't handle all of the tsundere ? Eh, your choice is your freedom.

[HurricaneAndrew]

Honestly, I don't really know if it's working out anymore.

I didn't even think you two were still together.

[Badnik96]

when will op deliver?

find out next time on max make more of these

[helloface]

This is the best thread ever.
EDIT: Do GF93.

I'm still waiting.

[Naryar]

what was this thread about anyway, apart from goldenfox shenanigans ?

[Badnik96]

the best short stories of all time

learn to read

[MassimoV]

This is the best thread ever.
EDIT: Do GF93.

I'm still waiting.

Goldenfox was walking down to the local fedora convention. He was cosplaying as a large T-bone steak and didn't really give a sh** one way or the other why he did this. Suddenly, a large McDonald's salt m=packet felt out of the sky. Being a Coptic Christian, he didn't put it in his ass because that would be heresy. The salt packet opened up and termites spilled out onto the road causing all of GF93's organs to jump out of his mouth and dance an entertaining Swedish jig.  The termites were ruthless ate all of his skin and muscles off of him so he was now just a skeleton. You'd expect me to right some 2 spooky 4 u joke here, but that would be ****ing retarted and too easy. Once he was released of the burden of having flesh, GF93 knew what to do. He had to make a pilgrimage to Mecca. He started this journey and walked the entire length of Europe but when he go to Greece, a large silo stood in front of him.  The silos name was Jerrick. God told the small stupid skeleton, "Walk around the silo 7 times in my name and your path shall be clear." GF93 did so and the silo turned into a Volkswagen Beatle which he drove to Mecca. Mecca was wonderful. Dogs chirped like monkeys, there was a Walgreen's on every corner, Arin Hanson was the sultan, and Jimmy helped himself to another helping of yams. He reached down and took his head off and filled it with the holy sand. He then lit it on fire and put it back on his spine. Daffy Duck came up from the earth and said, "Welcome to Mecca, the cleanest waterpark in the universe! I'll be your tour guide." Daffy lead Goldenfox around Mecca, and even let him meet Oprah Winfrey who was doing body shots with a large man with purple skin and no legs. Just then, the 2 came across the one, the only, Peter Parker, who didn't give a ****. They both knew what this meant, white guy dance battle. Both sucked and had to kill themselves, but Goldenfox was already did so sh**, whatever I guess. As dusk came, the Vacuum of the Allah sweeped up the land and Mohammed himself emptied it into the Indian Ocean. Goldenfox dived down and found his master Osama Bin Laden at the bottom of the Ocean. "Come stay with me," said Osama as he turned to Goldenfox and his eyes were replaced with billiard balls. Saddam Hussein popped out of his chest and said, "إذا كنت تريد أن تكون بلدي الحبيب، كنت حصلت على الحصول على مع أصدقائي." Goldenfox joined them and he still make fondue scorpions and knits with them in the sunken S.S. Gestapo to this very day.

[Shield]

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