MassimoV's Short Story Thread

[Badnik96]

So that's why you don't get the reference.

week 8 results are up btw if you want to check

[MassimoV]

Yeah I know 1-3. And now each of my bots got 1 win.

[Naryar]

burning gaze of justice

although the mighty naryar never surrenders. EVER.

[HurricaneAndrew]

Just the rest of France does.

[Kid_Krusher13]

MassimoV, if you make my story have ANYTHING about me going to Quebec, Im gonna beat your head in with a hockey stick.

[090901]

MassimoV, if you make my story have ANYTHING about me going to Quebec, Im gonna beat your head in with a hockey stick.

Silly Canadians 

[Kid_Krusher13]

MassimoV, if you make my story have ANYTHING about me going to Quebec, Im gonna beat your head in with a hockey stick.

Silly Canadians 

I will respond with the Canadian laugh icon. 

[Sylandro]

Kid_Krusher13, i made one for you.

Kid_Krusher13 was watching Hockey in his very small suburban home in Winnipeg, sniffing up Cocaine and tripping balls. Until he got a strange phone call. He just ignored it, thinking it was a Asian-Indian Telemarketer living in South Africa. A few seconds later, the call came again. Kid_Krusher13 answered the phone and found out that it was a high Gropaga. Gropaga talked to Kid_Krusher13 about a cave appearing in his backyard. He walked over to his backyard, and a giant hole was forming. It already swallowed up his fences. And it was already starting to take in his house. Being a idiotic Canadian, Kid_Krusher13 did a little jig. Unfortunately, his house was starting to fall down the hole. He realized suddenly, that the hole was made out of Exotic Furs, and slime for the ramp that his house was about to go on. He was in a trance, he didn't realize that his small house was on a slide. Unfortunately, the slide was short, yet fun. Kid_Krusher13's house went through a portal, and landed on Gropaga's Summer Cottage in Quebec. Kid_Krusher13 just fainted when his house landed on Gropaga's Summer Cottage. Kid_Krusher13 is now in a fun coma because of the Slimy Slide.

[Kid_Krusher13]

Kid_Krusher13, i made one for you.

Kid_Krusher13 was watching Hockey in his very small suburban home in Winnipeg, sniffing up Cocaine and tripping balls. Until he got a strange phone call. He just ignored it, thinking it was a Asian-Indian Telemarketer living in South Africa. A few seconds later, the call came again. Kid_Krusher13 answered the phone and found out that it was a high Gropaga. Gropaga talked to Kid_Krusher13 about a cave appearing in his backyard. He walked over to his backyard, and a giant hole was forming. It already swallowed up his fences. And it was already starting to take in his house. Being a idiotic Canadian, Kid_Krusher13 did a little jig. Unfortunately, his house was starting to fall down the hole. He realized suddenly, that the hole was made out of Exotic Furs, and slime for the ramp that his house was about to go on. He was in a trance, he didn't realize that his small house was on a slide. Unfortunately, the slide was short, yet fun. Kid_Krusher13's house went through a portal, and landed on Gropaga's Summer Cottage in Quebec. Kid_Krusher13 just fainted when his house landed on Gropaga's Summer Cottage. Kid_Krusher13 is now in a fun coma because of the Slimy Slide.

Perfect, except, QUEBEC!

[Badnik96]

Yeah MassimoV's was better

[MassimoV]

Ugh, I'm bored and I don't have RA2 with me.

Trovaner woke up one morning in his underground igloo underneath west side Detroit. He was hungry so he snapped his fingers and a tuna salad sandwich appeared in his hand. He started to eat it and thought it was even more delicious than the dirt he normally ate. But soon he started feeling weird. His stomach was burning. he then threw up an 18 foot tape worm on to the floor of his kitchen. The worm ran through his house, destroying it. The worm then stole his smokin hot wife, a tea kettle, and 23 baboons from his underground baboon farm. The tapeworm then said something in Greek and teleported away into nothing. Trovaner just had to get that tea kettle back...and his wife and baboons I guess... So he took his luxury platinum elevator complete with xbox and butler to the surface of west Detroit. He had to get out though because it ain't safe for a white guy to be in west Detroit. Luckily, he had a crowbar with him and broke into a jalopy filled with bootleg copies of action movies. He then drove to San Diego where he rented a kayak and paddled half way across the Pacific Ocean to Hawaii. Once he got there, he found a very particular garbage can and jumped in. He pull up on an old sour cream and onion Pringles can and the garbage can grew wings. He then stomped on a tomato, and the garbage can thrusted off into space. He flew the garbage can all the way around to the dark side of the moon where an exact replica of Las Vegas was built. He jumped out and ran into Creaser's Palace. The tapeworm was playing a round of blackjack with a tractor, a garbage disposal, and Noodle. He shot at the worm with a laser beam but missed. The worm ran out of the casino and down the Vegas Strip. He knew where the worm was going, the real hell, Circus Circus. He got to the casino and the whole place was infested with 8 foot roaches, who were all doing slot machines and eating garbage off the floor. Trov ran through the casino to a small arcade where the tapeworm was playing Mrs. Pac-Man on a vintage game counsel. He picked up a machete lying on the ground and snuck up behind the worm, and cut it in half. The tea kettle, his wife, and 23 baboons came spewing out of it and they decided to return home. They all gathered into the garbage can, but it wouldn’t lift off. Everyone panicked, even the kettle. He then had a ghostly friend come to him in a vision only he could see. It was Naryar, who walked up to him. He only said one thing…” ****ing ballast.” Naryar then slapped Trov across the face which made Trov snap back to reality. He had to mute Naryar when they got back. At this point, Trov threw all the garbage out of the garbage can and they took a vacation to Mars before safely crash landing back in the small igloo underneath western Detroit.

[Shield]

That was beautiful.








So, who's next?

[helloface]

This is the best thread ever.
EDIT: Do GF93.

[Domanating]

These short stories are really stupid but done in a very smart way. Not everyone is capable of doing these. Brilliant stories, m8 

[G.K.]

Here's 'my' effort:

"For Sale: Baby shoes, never worn."

[MassimoV]

Haha, thanks everyone. I'll probably do a GF93 story next. Glad you like them all.

[helloface]

:D
Thank you!

[Naryar]

it better be about pool, him talking about how much of a good looking fellow he is and then me beating the tar out of him

[GoldenFox93]

it better be about pool, him talking about how much of a good looking fellow he is and then me beating the tar out of him him kicking my ass, followed by me getting fisted by a Tyrannosaurus Rex as he rides off into the sunset on the back of Cassius 2

That'd be a great plot for a movie.   :P

[Naryar]

it better be about pool, him talking about how much of a good looking fellow he is and then me beating the tar out of him him kicking my ass, followed by me getting fisted by a Tyrannosaurus Rex as he rides off into the sunset on the back of Cassius 2

That'd be a great plot for a movie.   :P

you are weak and unmanly