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Re: Jokes
« Reply #1260 on: December 08, 2009, 04:59:05 PM »
oh god there is a mudkip one...

shhhh... nobody tell Craaig.

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #1261 on: December 08, 2009, 05:03:01 PM »
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #1262 on: December 08, 2009, 10:19:29 PM »
Hehe. Nice work there, Nar.

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #1263 on: December 09, 2009, 02:26:07 AM »



<== Needs a little more work i know





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Offline JoeBlo

Re: Jokes
« Reply #1264 on: December 09, 2009, 10:01:18 AM »
its a little sketchy as I made it quickly but it still gets the message across


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Re: Jokes
« Reply #1265 on: December 09, 2009, 10:17:34 AM »
Oh god! What have you done!?

Certain someone might either kill you now or just laugh uncorntollably, lets just wait and see.

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #1266 on: December 09, 2009, 10:57:11 AM »
Hey Joe, make one for you next. We need to start another fad :P

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #1267 on: December 09, 2009, 10:58:36 AM »
YEAH, Joe....don't ever lose your phone with pictures of you and your cat!

For 21 and older only


The court heard the dog was taken away on Monday to be examined by a vet but appeared not to have been injured




He probably could not hurt his cat either!

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #1268 on: December 09, 2009, 11:56:15 AM »
its a little sketchy as I made it quickly but it still gets the message across

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #1269 on: December 10, 2009, 04:02:06 AM »
JB - win. XD

Just when you thought it's over...





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Offline JoeBlo

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« Reply #1270 on: December 10, 2009, 04:44:22 AM »
that last one made my day :P

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #1271 on: December 10, 2009, 06:09:43 AM »
Wha?
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #1272 on: December 10, 2009, 07:44:12 AM »
Wha?
Ah, I'm guessing you're too young to have owned a videogame system that uses cartridges instead of discs.  If the cartridges got dusty they wouldn't play, and you had to blow the dust out.

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #1273 on: December 10, 2009, 07:49:09 AM »
^^ ROFL i totally didn't get it before i read your post.

It's still epic XD

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #1274 on: December 10, 2009, 08:26:59 AM »
brings back memories :P
 

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #1275 on: December 10, 2009, 11:44:27 AM »
Ah, I'm guessing you're too young to have owned a videogame system that uses cartridges instead of discs.  If the cartridges got dusty they wouldn't play, and you had to blow the dust out.

Oh, I've  used cartriges (N64) but I never had that reaction when trying to get a game to work.
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #1276 on: December 10, 2009, 12:19:24 PM »
Oh man that was a good laugh.  I had to blow so many cartridges back in the day with my NES.

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #1277 on: December 10, 2009, 04:31:47 PM »
My cartridges were so lame that I would need to blow my self a headache before it even tries to start the game.

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #1278 on: December 10, 2009, 11:06:44 PM »
Bash.org gem; I think this one's kinda old:

Jakefeb3: do you know a turtles only weakness?
AvatarOfSolusek: no
AvatarOfSolusek: well
AvatarOfSolusek: thier slowness
Jakefeb3: there weakness is they cant roll over when they are on their backs
AvatarOfSolusek: lol
Jakefeb3: now i have a plan
Jakefeb3: if i duck tape 2 turtles together they are unstoppable

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #1279 on: December 10, 2009, 11:33:31 PM »
Ah, I'm guessing you're too young to have owned a videogame system that uses cartridges instead of discs.  If the cartridges got dusty they wouldn't play, and you had to blow the dust out.

Oh, I've  used cartriges (N64) but I never had that reaction when trying to get a game to work.
It was mainly a NES thing, though SNES would sometimes also require blowing.
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