Author Topic: Jokes (Read 145378 times)

Naryar · « **Reply #5460 on:** April 28, 2016, 04:20:58 PM »

Quote from: The Red Blur on April 28, 2016, 12:44:52 PM

Barman says "we don't serve time travellers in 'ere."

A time traveller walks into a bar.

*walkED

madman3 · « **Reply #5461 on:** April 28, 2016, 06:19:43 PM »

phil collins

The Red Blur · « **Reply #5462 on:** April 29, 2016, 03:10:37 AM »

Quote from: Naryar on April 28, 2016, 04:20:58 PM

Quote from: The Red Blur on April 28, 2016, 12:44:52 PM
Barman says "we don't serve time travellers in 'ere."

A time traveller walks into a bar.

*walkED

You seem to have missed the joke.

MassimoV · « **Reply #5463 on:** April 29, 2016, 09:41:03 PM »

Quote from: The Red Blur on April 29, 2016, 03:10:37 AM

Quote from: Naryar on April 28, 2016, 04:20:58 PM
Quote from: The Red Blur on April 28, 2016, 12:44:52 PM
Barman says "we don't serve time travellers in 'ere."

A time traveller walks into a bar.

*walkED

You seem to have missed the joke.

*Bartender

madman3 · « **Reply #5464 on:** April 30, 2016, 06:14:36 AM »

Quote from: MassimoV on April 29, 2016, 09:41:03 PM

Quote from: The Red Blur on April 29, 2016, 03:10:37 AM
Quote from: Naryar on April 28, 2016, 04:20:58 PM
Quote from: The Red Blur on April 28, 2016, 12:44:52 PM
Barman says "we don't serve time travellers in 'ere."

A time traveller walks into a bar.

*walkED

You seem to have missed the joke.
*Bartender

pretty sure trb is just goldenfox multi-accounting so barman is fine

Avalanche · « **Reply #5465 on:** April 30, 2016, 10:14:09 AM »

Quote from: madman3 on April 30, 2016, 06:14:36 AM

Quote from: MassimoV on April 29, 2016, 09:41:03 PM
Quote from: The Red Blur on April 29, 2016, 03:10:37 AM
Quote from: Naryar on April 28, 2016, 04:20:58 PM
Quote from: The Red Blur on April 28, 2016, 12:44:52 PM
Barman says "we don't serve time travellers in 'ere."

A time traveller walks into a bar.

*walkED

You seem to have missed the joke.
*Bartender
pretty sure trb is just goldenfox multi-accounting so barman is fine

Nah, Goldenfox had better grammar and generally was quite a good member 'till he flipped his biscuits and left for drama reasons.

madman3 · « **Reply #5466 on:** April 30, 2016, 03:32:40 PM »

they have such a similar way of posting though

Naryar · « **Reply #5467 on:** April 30, 2016, 05:31:27 PM »

Quote from: madman3 on April 30, 2016, 03:32:40 PM

they have such a similar way of posting though

Badger has a thicker skin tho

Sage · « **Reply #5468 on:** April 30, 2016, 05:52:07 PM »

scrap daddy's bots

Jonzu95 · « **Reply #5469 on:** April 30, 2016, 05:53:29 PM »

Quote from: Naryar on April 30, 2016, 05:31:27 PM

Quote from: madman3 on April 30, 2016, 03:32:40 PM
they have such a similar way of posting though

Badger has a thicker skin tho

Pretty sure they meant red blur.

madman3 · « **Reply #5470 on:** April 30, 2016, 06:00:12 PM »

Quote from: Sage on April 30, 2016, 05:52:07 PM

scrap daddy's bots

put your dick away mate

Naryar · « **Reply #5471 on:** April 30, 2016, 06:08:33 PM »

ooh, this TRB.... nah goldenfox posted differently

MassimoV · « **Reply #5472 on:** April 30, 2016, 06:51:10 PM »

"Why'd you eat Snail Po?"

rnifnuf · « **Reply #5473 on:** May 03, 2016, 08:35:12 PM »

I have a question: does a poor-quality vacuum cleaner suck or not suck?

Why did Dr. Ben Carson suspend his campaign?

Today I changed a light bulb, crossed the road, and walked into a bar. That's when I realized that my life is a joke!

The Red Blur · « **Reply #5474 on:** May 04, 2016, 03:15:14 AM »

Wait, wait, wait. Time out. Who the hell is this goldenfox character? He has a cool name, I admit, but I am most definitely NOT this guy.

Quote from: rnifnuf on May 03, 2016, 08:35:12 PM

I have a question: does a poor-quality vacuum cleaner suck or not suck?

Why did Dr. Ben Carson suspend his campaign?

He finally opened his eyes to his poll numbers.

Today I changed a light bulb, crossed the road, and walked into a bar. That's when I realized that my life is a joke!

Why did these jokes make me question my existence?

madman3 · « **Reply #5475 on:** May 04, 2016, 03:31:12 AM »

Quote from: The Red Blur on May 04, 2016, 03:15:14 AM

Wait, wait, wait. Time out. Who the hell is this goldenfox character? He has a cool name, I admit, but I am most definitely NOT this guy.
Quote from: rnifnuf on May 03, 2016, 08:35:12 PM
I have a question: does a poor-quality vacuum cleaner suck or not suck?

Why did Dr. Ben Carson suspend his campaign?

He finally opened his eyes to his poll numbers.

Today I changed a light bulb, crossed the road, and walked into a bar. That's when I realized that my life is a joke!

Why did these jokes make me question my existence?

"Tough As Nails was a boring bot that just exploited the pit"
"No. You just can't admit I've won because he's your friend and you want a rematch" - after winning set one of grand finals from losers
something to do with SotG
"Congratulations, mate"

Same kinda well written style full of colloquiums and so on.

Badnik96 · « **Reply #5476 on:** May 04, 2016, 03:39:13 AM »

Knowing what GF93 is up to now, I can safely say that TRB is not him. It's a good joke though so it belongs in this thread

cephalopod · « **Reply #5477 on:** May 04, 2016, 07:49:23 AM »

Hahaha there are parallels though you gotta admit.

Meganerdbomb · « **Reply #5478 on:** May 04, 2016, 07:53:00 AM »

TRB doesn't constantly bitch about not being AU, so it can't be him.

madman3 · « **Reply #5479 on:** May 04, 2016, 12:53:43 PM »

yeh and he seems to understand how double elimination brackets work