Author Topic: Jokes (Read 211339 times)

life robot arena2 · « **Reply #1140 on:** September 23, 2009, 02:24:51 PM »

Quote from: 40757;66082

How did LRA2 get a copy of Archaic II? O_o

I scrambled like HELL through the picture gallery and got that pic and edited it.I even found a pic of Naryars remake of SFTW.XD.

WhamettNuht · « **Reply #1141 on:** September 23, 2009, 02:27:14 PM »

Married sex is like the national lottery... same old balls, no chance of a 69 and after 20 seconds it all ends in a roll over.

Man sits next to a guy with a dog on a plane.
The man says " is he a guide dog?"
"No, im a drugs officer, he's a sniffer dog, watch this" and says to the dog "Search"
The dog goes off, comes back and puts 1 paw on his lap.
"Heroin" the guy says and makes a note of the passenger.
The dog comes back again and puts 2 paws on his lap.
"Coke" the guy says.
The dog comes back again and sh**s all over the seat.
"What is that?" the man asks.
Guy replies "he's found a frickin bomb!"

Policeman on a horse approaches a little girl on a bike.
"Did santa get you that for christmas?" the policeman asks
"Yes" the little girl replies
"Well next year, tell santa to put some reflectors on there" the policeman says
"Ok" the little girl says "did santa get you that horse for christmas?"
"Why yes he did" the policeman replies
"Well next year tell santa that the dick needs to go on the horse and not on top!"

Teacher asks her class to name a word ending in 'tor' that eats something.
1 boy says "Alligator"
"Yes, why thats a long word!" the teacher replies
Another boy says "Predator"
"Wow, another big word!" the teacher says
Another boy says "Vibrator"
"Where did you get such a word?" the teacher asks
"Well miss, my sister has one and she says that it eats batterys like hell!"

Paddy cleaning his rifle and shot and killed his wife then dialed 999.
Paddy: Its my wife i accidentally shot her, i think i killed her!
Operator: Please calm down sir, can you first make sure she is really dead-
CLICK, BANG!!!
Paddy: Ok, done that, what next?!

roboman2444 · « **Reply #1142 on:** September 23, 2009, 02:31:52 PM »

somestrangeguy · « **Reply #1143 on:** September 23, 2009, 03:25:52 PM »

Quote from: WhamettNuht;68087

Paddy cleaning his rifle and shot and killed his wife then dialed 999.
Paddy: Its my wife i accidentally shot her, i think i killed her!
Operator: Please calm down sir, can you first make sure she is really dead-
CLICK, BANG!!!
Paddy: Ok, done that, what next?!

I had to facepalm with both hands at that, because 1 just wasnt enough xD

Naryar · « **Reply #1144 on:** September 24, 2009, 04:06:24 AM »

Quote from: WhamettNuht;68087

Paddy cleaning his rifle and shot and killed his wife then dialed 999.
Paddy: Its my wife i accidentally shot her, i think i killed her!
Operator: Please calm down sir, can you first make sure she is really dead-
CLICK, BANG!!!
Paddy: Ok, done that, what next?!

LLOOOOOOOOOOLLLZOoOOR

System32 · « **Reply #1145 on:** September 24, 2009, 03:34:56 PM »

You'll have needed to have seen the Dark Knight to get this.

What's the worst trick for a child entertainer?

Wanna see a trick? I'll make this pencil... ...Disappear!

roboman2444 · « **Reply #1146 on:** September 24, 2009, 03:42:48 PM »

lol
ill make a hole in this guys head also!

Eggman249 · « **Reply #1147 on:** September 24, 2009, 03:45:32 PM »

What happens if Flying_chao, ACAMS, and eggman249 go out drinking singing What is love?

kill343gs · « **Reply #1148 on:** September 24, 2009, 05:20:12 PM »

Quote from: Eggman249;68262

What happens if Flying_chao, ACAMS, and eggman249 go out drinking singing What is love?
(Image removed from quote.)

Eggman gets banned, flyingchao gets kicked out of the car, and ACAMS drives away laughing histerically?

Eggman249 · « **Reply #1149 on:** September 24, 2009, 05:24:29 PM »

Sort of, but we both get kicked out of the car.

roboman2444 · « **Reply #1150 on:** September 24, 2009, 08:04:58 PM »

this is a classroom in my hallway at my school

can u find the clue that gives away what kind of class it is.

edi: i took it w/ my camera(cellphone w/ no service)
so its a little blurry

trumpetguy · « **Reply #1151 on:** September 24, 2009, 08:05:48 PM »

Penminship!

roboman2444 · « **Reply #1152 on:** September 24, 2009, 08:06:40 PM »

kinda
plz put what gave it away in ur post
another guess!

trumpetguy · « **Reply #1153 on:** September 24, 2009, 08:44:02 PM »

IDK I just guess, I am always the person to guess the opposite of everyone else.

roboman2444 · « **Reply #1154 on:** September 24, 2009, 08:44:41 PM »

special ed!

Hydro · « **Reply #1155 on:** September 25, 2009, 10:09:56 AM »

Hmm.

Um...

Yeah, Special Ed.

Pwnator · « **Reply #1156 on:** September 25, 2009, 10:32:49 PM »

Couldn't resist.

life robot arena2 · « **Reply #1157 on:** September 26, 2009, 04:11:24 AM »

That was postedd WAY,WAY,WAY back.

Pwnator · « **Reply #1158 on:** September 26, 2009, 04:36:04 AM »

There's no harm in reposting it.

Eggman249 · « **Reply #1159 on:** September 27, 2009, 01:52:28 PM »

Quote from: Pwnator;68495

There's no harm in reposting it.

True.