Jokes

[TommyProductionsInc]

It's WW2
Inside a room is Hitler, Stalin, and a Humanitarian, who want's the best for man kind.
Hitler says they should kill all the Jews.
Stalin says they should work their poeple to death making firearms and stuff.
The two get into an arguement, which catches the humanitarian's attention.
He says"Why cant WEEE be freinds?"
Stalin and Hitler agree.
Next day the world is destroyed.
Moral:
Humanitarianism is counterintuitive\ JUST REDICULOUS!

[TommyProductionsInc]

DP.
Did i just kill this thread with bad jokes?
I'm gonna stop until I get better material.

[Badnik96]

please do :P

[Jonzu95]

I miss SSG's good ol' Joke posts...

[Kossokei]

How did the comedian die during dinner?

He joked on something.

[Domanating]

How did the comedian die during dinner?

He joked on something.

That's worse than the list of lousy jokes I posted combined. It's bad enough to be a good one.

[Naryar]

How did the comedian die during dinner?

He joked on something.

First I thought the comedian would have made an horrible joke and then the crowd reacted by killing him brutally (which is always funny) but then I saw the pun.

*groan*

[TommyProductionsInc]

How did the comedian die during dinner?

He joked on something.

Looks like I'm not the ONLY pun joke person on the forum.

[Kossokei]

How did the comedian die during dinner?

He joked on something.

Looks like I'm not the ONLY pun joke person on the forum.

I have more puns than capital punishment

[Jonzu95]

Wanna hear a joke?

Naryar's penis.

badum-tss

[HurricaneAndrew]

Wanna hear a joke?

Naryar's penis.

badum-tss

French people have penises?

[helloface]

Wanna hear a joke?

Naryar's penis.

badum-tss

French people have penises?

It was my understanding that they had small stale baguettes.

[TommyProductionsInc]

Wanna hear a joke?

Naryar's penis.

badum-tss

French people have penises?

It was my understanding that they had small stale baguettes.

I believe they're called "Wiwis" .

[helloface]

Wanna hear a joke?

Naryar's penis.

badum-tss

French people have penises?

It was my understanding that they had small stale baguettes.

I believe they're called "Wiwis" .

[Meganerdbomb]

Wanna hear a joke?

Human Rights

[TommyProductionsInc]

Wanna hear a joke?

Human Rights

But this is America!
*Gets shot by sniper*

[HurricaneAndrew]

A fireman is at the station house working outside on the fire truck when he notices a little boy next door. The little boy is in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the side. He is wearing a fireman's hat and has the wagon tied to a dog.
The fireman says "Hey little boy. What are you doing?"
The little boy says "I'm pretending to be a fireman and this is my fire truck!"
The fireman walks over to take a closer look. "Little boy that sure is a nice fire truck!" the fireman says.
"Thanks mister", says the little boy.
The fireman looks a little closer and notices the little boy has tied the dog to the wagon by its testicles. "Little boy", says the fireman, "I don't want to tell you how to run your fire truck, but if you were to tie that rope around the dog's neck I think you could go faster."
The little boy says, "You're probably right mister, but then I wouldn't have a siren!"

[TommyProductionsInc]

A fireman is at the station house working outside on the fire truck when he notices a little boy next door. The little boy is in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the side. He is wearing a fireman's hat and has the wagon tied to a dog.
The fireman says "Hey little boy. What are you doing?"
The little boy says "I'm pretending to be a fireman and this is my fire truck!"
The fireman walks over to take a closer look. "Little boy that sure is a nice fire truck!" the fireman says.
"Thanks mister", says the little boy.
The fireman looks a little closer and notices the little boy has tied the dog to the wagon by its testicles. "Little boy", says the fireman, "I don't want to tell you how to run your fire truck, but if you were to tie that rope around the dog's neck I think you could go faster."
The little boy says, "You're probably right mister, but then I wouldn't have a siren!"

That kid is MESSED UP.(The little boy)

[Domanating]

A fireman is at the station house working outside on the fire truck when he notices a little boy next door. The little boy is in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the side. He is wearing a fireman's hat and has the wagon tied to a dog.
The fireman says "Hey little boy. What are you doing?"
The little boy says "I'm pretending to be a fireman and this is my fire truck!"
The fireman walks over to take a closer look. "Little boy that sure is a nice fire truck!" the fireman says.
"Thanks mister", says the little boy.
The fireman looks a little closer and notices the little boy has tied the dog to the wagon by its testicles. "Little boy", says the fireman, "I don't want to tell you how to run your fire truck, but if you were to tie that rope around the dog's neck I think you could go faster."
The little boy says, "You're probably right mister, but then I wouldn't have a siren!"

That kid is MESSED UP.(The little boy)

That's a good one

The kid isn't messed up, he's smart 

[TommyProductionsInc]

A fireman is at the station house working outside on the fire truck when he notices a little boy next door. The little boy is in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the side. He is wearing a fireman's hat and has the wagon tied to a dog.
The fireman says "Hey little boy. What are you doing?"
The little boy says "I'm pretending to be a fireman and this is my fire truck!"
The fireman walks over to take a closer look. "Little boy that sure is a nice fire truck!" the fireman says.
"Thanks mister", says the little boy.
The fireman looks a little closer and notices the little boy has tied the dog to the wagon by its testicles. "Little boy", says the fireman, "I don't want to tell you how to run your fire truck, but if you were to tie that rope around the dog's neck I think you could go faster."
The little boy says, "You're probably right mister, but then I wouldn't have a siren!"

That kid is MESSED UP.(The little boy)

That's a good one

The kid isn't messed up, he's smart 

You have a point there.