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Topic: Jokes (Read 230352 times)
Pwnator
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Reply #1060 on:
August 16, 2009, 06:03:22 AM »
'Coz 4chan has (relatively) better memes. :P
For some reason I would actually laugh if that wasn't from 4chan. o_O
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King of Karnage
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Rust In Pieces
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Paper Cut 3
(Grand Champion, Most Dangerous Bot)
Wheely Tag Tournament
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Ion Thruster
(Grand Champion, along with Ounces' DiSemboweLment)
UK vs USA
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Dark Striker
(Grand Champion)
Rust In Pieces 2
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Claymore
(Runner-Up, Favourite Bot)
BBEANS 6
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Infection 4
(Runner-Up)
RA2 Team Championships
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Serious Business, Skeksis
(Runner-Up, along with Scrappy, S_M, and Badnik)
RA2 Team Championships 2
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The Other Stig
(Runner-Up, along with Scrappy, S_M, Badnik, 090901, and R1885)
Replica Wars 3
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Abaddon
(Runner-Up, Luckiest Bot)
BroBots
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wheebot
&
yaybot
(Runner-Up)
Robo Zone 2
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Dipper
(4th place, Survival Champion, & Best Axle Bot)
ARBBC
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The Covenant
(3rd place, BW Rumble Winner, Most Feared BW)
Madiaba
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Reply #1061 on:
August 16, 2009, 07:56:22 AM »
Maxine's input
(appended by moi)
:
"Everyone concentrates on the problems we're having in this country lately: illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, alligators attacking people in
Florida, Congress out of control
..."
"Not me. I concentrate on
solutions
for the problems. It's a win-win situation:
+ Have the Congressmen get off their butts, and do some real work by digging a moat along the Mexican border.
+ Send the moat dirt to
New Orleans
to raise the level of the levies.
+ Put the
Florida
alligators in the moat along the Mexican border.
+ All hourly-wage profits they themselves earn for digging, would be sent to 'bail out' irresponsible big-businesses, so they can leave our tax money to benefit us, the people.
Any other problems you would like for me to solve today?"
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Input is appreciated. :)
-Arrogance is a quantity devoid of quality...
-As a client once told me "This is my story, and it's sticking to me!"
-Relationships these days are like the 'Arrival' section of the airport: a lot of baggage is being revealed in one place, and not a lot of it is being correlated to its real owners...
DuckRA2
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Reply #1062 on:
August 20, 2009, 12:52:08 AM »
Hahahahha
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Pwnator
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Reply #1063 on:
August 20, 2009, 05:36:16 AM »
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Clash Cubes 1
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Grey Matter
(Runner-Up)
King of Karnage
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Sideshow Freak
(Runner-Up, Best Engineered)
Rust In Pieces
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Paper Cut 3
(Grand Champion, Most Dangerous Bot)
Wheely Tag Tournament
-
Ion Thruster
(Grand Champion, along with Ounces' DiSemboweLment)
UK vs USA
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Dark Striker
(Grand Champion)
Rust In Pieces 2
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Claymore
(Runner-Up, Favourite Bot)
BBEANS 6
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Infection 4
(Runner-Up)
RA2 Team Championships
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Serious Business, Skeksis
(Runner-Up, along with Scrappy, S_M, and Badnik)
RA2 Team Championships 2
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The Other Stig
(Runner-Up, along with Scrappy, S_M, Badnik, 090901, and R1885)
Replica Wars 3
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Abaddon
(Runner-Up, Luckiest Bot)
BroBots
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wheebot
&
yaybot
(Runner-Up)
Robo Zone 2
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Dipper
(4th place, Survival Champion, & Best Axle Bot)
ARBBC
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The Covenant
(3rd place, BW Rumble Winner, Most Feared BW)
somestrangeguy
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Reply #1064 on:
August 20, 2009, 01:15:17 PM »
Kung FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU Panda XD!
Nice one.
^New makeup for all girls^
ITS FREE TOO!
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life robot arena2
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Reply #1065 on:
August 20, 2009, 03:29:26 PM »
LOL!
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Pwnator
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Reply #1066 on:
August 21, 2009, 02:08:40 AM »
Hamster win. XD
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Clash Cubes 1
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Grey Matter
(Runner-Up)
King of Karnage
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Sideshow Freak
(Runner-Up, Best Engineered)
Rust In Pieces
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Paper Cut 3
(Grand Champion, Most Dangerous Bot)
Wheely Tag Tournament
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Ion Thruster
(Grand Champion, along with Ounces' DiSemboweLment)
UK vs USA
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Dark Striker
(Grand Champion)
Rust In Pieces 2
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Claymore
(Runner-Up, Favourite Bot)
BBEANS 6
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Infection 4
(Runner-Up)
RA2 Team Championships
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Serious Business, Skeksis
(Runner-Up, along with Scrappy, S_M, and Badnik)
RA2 Team Championships 2
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The Other Stig
(Runner-Up, along with Scrappy, S_M, Badnik, 090901, and R1885)
Replica Wars 3
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Abaddon
(Runner-Up, Luckiest Bot)
BroBots
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wheebot
&
yaybot
(Runner-Up)
Robo Zone 2
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Dipper
(4th place, Survival Champion, & Best Axle Bot)
ARBBC
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The Covenant
(3rd place, BW Rumble Winner, Most Feared BW)
life robot arena2
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Reply #1067 on:
August 21, 2009, 03:27:56 PM »
"Grill to Cook babies."
FAIL.
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trumpetguy
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Reply #1068 on:
August 21, 2009, 03:56:12 PM »
Oh wow.....Conan O' Brian....
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"Two things are infinite:the universe and human stupidity;and I\'m not sure about the universe" -Albert Einstein
*IF YOU ARE NEUTRAL IN THIS SIG BUSINESS PUT THIS IN YOUR SIG*
SpyGuy
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Reply #1069 on:
August 23, 2009, 12:28:24 AM »
FOR SALE:
ONE USED WIFE, 1959 MODEL.
-Needs muffler, as is currently very loud. Intake valve stuck in open position.
-Rear end needs major overhaul, a crack there has grown monstrously large.
-Needs re-wiring, many wires are currently crossed.
-Lots of little dings in the body, which have been covered up with too much paint in a failed attempt to camouflage them.
-Needs re-upholstering, carpet has turned a dingy gray.
-Needs front-end work, headlights are too close to the ground and fenders are too far apart.
-May not pass emissions test, as it currently produces large clouds of malodorous gases on a regular basis.
-Heater works great, hot air is never short in supply.
-Asking $500 or trade for 1985 model.
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Madiaba
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Reply #1070 on:
August 23, 2009, 06:04:36 AM »
>:Confused:<
From my work, I'm not sure the newer models are any more stable or reliable....since 'Standards' have been now lowered,...if not removed totally. Thus they're very
high-maintenance
. They make sure their paint job is nice, but they rarely look at the more important equipment inside that actually enables them to function/dys-function as a vehicle.
(That goes for pink and blue models.....)
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Input is appreciated. :)
-Arrogance is a quantity devoid of quality...
-As a client once told me "This is my story, and it's sticking to me!"
-Relationships these days are like the 'Arrival' section of the airport: a lot of baggage is being revealed in one place, and not a lot of it is being correlated to its real owners...
Pwnator
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Reply #1071 on:
August 23, 2009, 09:27:00 AM »
And bonus points if you can catch the reference:
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Clash Cubes 1
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Grey Matter
(Runner-Up)
King of Karnage
-
Sideshow Freak
(Runner-Up, Best Engineered)
Rust In Pieces
-
Paper Cut 3
(Grand Champion, Most Dangerous Bot)
Wheely Tag Tournament
-
Ion Thruster
(Grand Champion, along with Ounces' DiSemboweLment)
UK vs USA
-
Dark Striker
(Grand Champion)
Rust In Pieces 2
-
Claymore
(Runner-Up, Favourite Bot)
BBEANS 6
-
Infection 4
(Runner-Up)
RA2 Team Championships
-
Serious Business, Skeksis
(Runner-Up, along with Scrappy, S_M, and Badnik)
RA2 Team Championships 2
-
The Other Stig
(Runner-Up, along with Scrappy, S_M, Badnik, 090901, and R1885)
Replica Wars 3
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Abaddon
(Runner-Up, Luckiest Bot)
BroBots
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wheebot
&
yaybot
(Runner-Up)
Robo Zone 2
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Dipper
(4th place, Survival Champion, & Best Axle Bot)
ARBBC
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The Covenant
(3rd place, BW Rumble Winner, Most Feared BW)
Condor33
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Reply #1072 on:
August 23, 2009, 10:03:34 AM »
I used to watch The Prisoner too. May I have my points?:-D
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Avoid the beam and you won't get hit!
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Natef
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Reply #1073 on:
August 23, 2009, 11:11:03 PM »
Check out this link:
http://robotmantheblog.com/2006/10/25/so-i-guess-i-got-kicked-off-another-my-little-pony-forum/?
I found these pics on a cracked.com forum thread, 'blockbusters as drawn by 6-year-olds. Two of my favorite films: link:
http://www.cracked.com/forums/topic/34805/blockbusters-as-drawn-by-6-year-olds-fun-drawing-thread21/0
If you can, guess what they are!
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Reply #1074 on:
August 28, 2009, 09:25:14 AM »
LOL.
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Reply #1075 on:
August 28, 2009, 05:07:48 PM »
The Secretary of Defense is briefing President obongo on Iraq.
"Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."
"Oh no!" exclaims obongo, "That's terrible!"
His staff is stunned at this unprecedented display of emotion, watching as obongo sits, head in hands.
Finally, he looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
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Condor33
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Reply #1076 on:
August 28, 2009, 06:02:03 PM »
That's a Dubya joke that was adapted, I heard it six years ago :\
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Avoid the beam and you won't get hit!
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Hydro
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Reply #1077 on:
August 28, 2009, 07:00:36 PM »
xD
Good one, ACAMS.
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System32
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Reply #1078 on:
August 30, 2009, 11:35:13 AM »
http://media.fukung.net/images/19679/5a0954fe4e63458ebe5b016d89a9022f.png
ALL IN ALL MY FAVORIT DIGIMON IS SYDUCK.
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Put this onto your signature if you were part of this crappy fad in '03.
Sage
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Reply #1079 on:
August 30, 2009, 11:44:42 AM »
omg...
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You got my vote for RA2 Wizard. Always and forever.
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