Author Topic: Jokes (Read 212037 times)

Philippa · « **Reply #5180 on:** September 01, 2013, 09:59:58 AM »

Funny joke is funny.

Look that robot is having a fit.
No don't worry, it's just King B Powertwerks.

Sylandro · « **Reply #5181 on:** September 07, 2013, 04:01:56 PM »

So two men are going to plant a Oak Tree, but the first man forgot the seedlings, and the Home Depot closed, so the next day, the first man got the seedlings, but he noticed that the second man was burying his dog alive. "Why are you doing this?" said the first man. "Well, you cant grow a tree.. Without bark." said the second man.

helloface · « **Reply #5182 on:** September 07, 2013, 04:18:57 PM »

Quote from: Sylandro on September 07, 2013, 04:01:56 PM

So two men are going to plant a Oak Tree, but the first man forgot the seedlings, and the Home Depot closed, so the next day, the first man got the seedlings, but he noticed that the second man was burying his dog alive. "Why are you doing this?" said the first man. "Well, you cant grow a tree.. Without bark." said the second man.

BOO
GET OFF THE STAGE
YOU SUCK

HurricaneAndrew · « **Reply #5183 on:** September 08, 2013, 09:12:37 PM »

MassimoV · « **Reply #5184 on:** September 08, 2013, 10:22:51 PM »

MassimoV · « **Reply #5185 on:** September 15, 2013, 05:37:04 PM »

helloface · « **Reply #5186 on:** September 15, 2013, 05:42:37 PM »

Did you edit those?

MassimoV · « **Reply #5187 on:** September 15, 2013, 05:46:19 PM »

No, not that one.

Natef · « **Reply #5188 on:** September 15, 2013, 05:52:52 PM »

hahahaha nice

helloface · « **Reply #5189 on:** September 15, 2013, 05:56:47 PM »

Quote from: MassimoV on September 15, 2013, 05:46:19 PM

No, not that one.

I bet yours would be even more brutal. If Andy edited it... I don't even want to think about it.

HurricaneAndrew · « **Reply #5190 on:** September 15, 2013, 08:42:18 PM »

They forgot to include that Christopher Robin is in the Ku Klux Klan, burns a cross and commits lynchings at various points throughout the movie.

MassimoV · « **Reply #5191 on:** September 15, 2013, 08:47:13 PM »

And the cult sacrafice of Owl.

HurricaneAndrew · « **Reply #5192 on:** September 16, 2013, 12:22:29 PM »

Jonzu95 · « **Reply #5193 on:** October 22, 2013, 05:42:46 AM »

ACAMS · « **Reply #5194 on:** November 02, 2013, 10:53:32 PM »

playzooki · « **Reply #5195 on:** November 03, 2013, 07:27:42 AM »

hahahhaahahahahahah

Philippa · « **Reply #5196 on:** November 03, 2013, 08:15:04 AM »

What's the ultimate Jewish dilemma?

Pork on sale.

Jonzu95 · « **Reply #5197 on:** November 03, 2013, 10:17:08 AM »

Quote from: ACAMS on November 02, 2013, 10:53:32 PM

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hey yo that's bullsh**

Philippa · « **Reply #5198 on:** November 13, 2013, 11:32:42 AM »

I'm going to make a bold statement...
Typography jokes can be Comical, but not all of them make Sans.
Most of them just spell trouble.
They often lack Impact.
~~It strikes me~~ that most of the punchlines lean in one direction.
We should kill and bArial the people that make these puns.
THEY DESERVE CAPITAL PUNISHMENT.
I just can't underline my point enough.
iN aNy CaSe...
I think you'll find my jokes were fontastic.

playzooki · « **Reply #5199 on:** November 13, 2013, 12:48:56 PM »

HAHAHAHAHA