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Re: Jokes
« Reply #5140 on: August 10, 2013, 09:25:52 AM »



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Re: Jokes
« Reply #5141 on: August 10, 2013, 10:58:19 AM »

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #5142 on: August 10, 2013, 12:15:41 PM »

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #5143 on: August 10, 2013, 05:14:53 PM »

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #5144 on: August 10, 2013, 08:04:02 PM »

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #5145 on: August 10, 2013, 09:52:24 PM »

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #5146 on: August 11, 2013, 02:01:53 AM »

If you don't get the joke, it's about the Pokemon Daycare thing.

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #5147 on: August 11, 2013, 03:22:40 AM »
Why would one leave a Tyranitar at the daycare ?

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #5148 on: August 11, 2013, 05:50:51 AM »
Wanna hear a joke? My W/L record.
I'm fly like a birdie, under par 1 stroke.

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #5149 on: August 11, 2013, 11:13:48 AM »
Why would one leave a Tyranitar at the daycare ?

egg moves?

also skitty/wailord all day every day

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #5150 on: August 11, 2013, 12:24:45 PM »
Wanna hear a joke? My W/L record.
Lel. What is it?
Oh I'll be doing some banging.......

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #5151 on: August 11, 2013, 06:42:03 PM »


lol still...

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #5152 on: August 11, 2013, 08:06:17 PM »
These both really made me laugh.



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Re: Jokes
« Reply #5153 on: August 11, 2013, 09:35:45 PM »

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #5154 on: August 11, 2013, 11:42:41 PM »
Oh I'll be doing some banging.......

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #5155 on: August 12, 2013, 12:32:46 AM »
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That is an outrage, I can't believe he thought he could get away with that.  I guess because he's the president he gets to play by a different set of rules.  I mean, who does he think he is, making a tweet with well over 140 characters.

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How you make Alarm Clock Pizza is:
Step 1: You buy an alarm clock from the store, and then you have to break it and put it in the sauce.
Step 2: Fold the sauce in 5 slices and put it in the dough.
Step 3: Paint the eggs with a pitcher of a clock showing what time you want to wake up and eat pizza for breakfast.
Step 4: Put the eggs in the dough.
Step 5: Make it flat into a round shape and draw the time you want on it.
Step 6: Put some old steel to prevent other peple from stealing it.
Step 7: Make it flat and cut into 60 slices 1 for each minute in 1 our.
Step 8: Put in the oven set the timer to 30048813.2884 seconds and put the temperature on 'Volcano' setting.
Step 9: If you think it is take to long, then get yor alarm clock and set it to now so that it will ring and you can take it out.
Step 10: Take it out uv the uvin wen it is redy and go to bed. In the morning eat pizza and also eat yor hands bi mistake.

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #5157 on: August 17, 2013, 10:34:46 AM »
Wanna hear a joke? My W/L record.
Lel. What is it?
1/7 I think my only win was in Super Duper Sumos
I'm fly like a birdie, under par 1 stroke.

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #5158 on: August 17, 2013, 09:02:49 PM »

I love how the guy just lays there like, "game over."

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #5159 on: August 17, 2013, 09:26:10 PM »

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