Author Topic: Jokes (Read 211942 times)

Sage · « **Reply #5040 on:** October 20, 2012, 09:45:27 PM »

My social life.

kill343gs · « **Reply #5041 on:** October 21, 2012, 12:55:54 AM »

Quote from: Sage on October 20, 2012, 09:45:27 PM

My social life.

Mine's worse, i promise

smashysmashy · « **Reply #5042 on:** October 21, 2012, 05:24:09 AM »

So I was talking to a friend on Facebook...

Me: Are we thinking of different things, here? :LL

Him: haha, yup i think we're on two different trains buddy!

Me: Where's your train going?

Him: leeds
yours?

Me: A return ticket to Pussayville :L
Because trains...
Nevermind.
:L

Him: I got a one way ticket to non-virgin central!
BOOM!

Me: Nice.
I've heard it'll depart in 10 years.
Actually, no.
They've updated the train schedule
It'll depart in 20 years.
Wait, wait...
It's been cancelled.
:LL

Him: ouch that was just... ouch

090901 · « **Reply #5043 on:** October 21, 2012, 02:12:09 PM »

Quote from: smashysmashy on October 21, 2012, 05:24:09 AM

So I was talking to a friend on Facebook...

Me: Are we thinking of different things, here? :LL

Him: haha, yup i think we're on two different trains buddy!

Me: Where's your train going?

Him: leeds
yours?

Me: A return ticket to Pussayville :L
Because trains...
Nevermind.
:L

Him: I got a one way ticket to non-virgin central!
BOOM!

Me: Nice.
I've heard it'll depart in 10 years.
Actually, no.
They've updated the train schedule
It'll depart in 20 years.
Wait, wait...
It's been cancelled.
:LL

Him: ouch that was just... ouch

you are both faggots

HurricaneAndrew · « **Reply #5044 on:** October 21, 2012, 02:41:35 PM »

Quote from: 090901 on October 21, 2012, 02:12:09 PM

Quote from: smashysmashy on October 21, 2012, 05:24:09 AM
So I was talking to a friend on Facebook...

Me: Are we thinking of different things, here? :LL

Him: haha, yup i think we're on two different trains buddy!

Me: Where's your train going?

Him: leeds
yours?

Me: A return ticket to Pussayville :L
Because trains...
Nevermind.
:L

Him: I got a one way ticket to non-virgin central!
BOOM!

Me: Nice.
I've heard it'll depart in 10 years.
Actually, no.
They've updated the train schedule
It'll depart in 20 years.
Wait, wait...
It's been cancelled.
:LL

Him: ouch that was just... ouch
you are both faggots

I cannot deny that I do agree with the aforementioned argument provided by my colleague, nor do I deny that I would have been much more harsh in the delivery of said argument had I been the one to provide it.

Badnik96 · « **Reply #5045 on:** October 21, 2012, 02:46:23 PM »

My wife's zodiac sign was Cancer, so it was quite ironic how she died.

She was attacked by a giant crab.

MassimoV · « **Reply #5046 on:** October 21, 2012, 02:47:28 PM »

Bo Burnham much?

Sylandro · « **Reply #5047 on:** October 21, 2012, 04:30:23 PM »

Wanna hear a joke? Why not!

Incredirobotwars · « **Reply #5048 on:** October 21, 2012, 05:11:12 PM »

So, the other day I was walking home from school and I saw my friend...

freeziez · « **Reply #5049 on:** October 21, 2012, 09:02:10 PM »

Internet Explorer.

090901 · « **Reply #5050 on:** October 21, 2012, 09:15:05 PM »

Christians

freeziez · « **Reply #5051 on:** October 21, 2012, 09:37:29 PM »

Republicans

Enigm@ · « **Reply #5052 on:** October 21, 2012, 09:39:17 PM »

freaks, faggets, drunks, and junkies

090901 · « **Reply #5053 on:** October 21, 2012, 09:48:51 PM »

Quote from: freeziez on October 21, 2012, 09:37:29 PM

Republicans

politicians

Jonzu95 · « **Reply #5054 on:** October 21, 2012, 10:14:31 PM »

Jesus

SKBT · « **Reply #5055 on:** October 21, 2012, 10:19:38 PM »

HurricaneAndrew · « **Reply #5056 on:** October 21, 2012, 10:48:37 PM »

The sex life of nearly every member of GTM.

My dick size.

Sylandro's posts.

ACAMS' views on almost everything.

Naryar's "power".

Jonzu.

GF ****ing Scourge.

Freeziez's showcase.

The size of MNB's asshole.

Did I miss anything?

090901 · « **Reply #5057 on:** October 21, 2012, 10:56:23 PM »

Quote from: HurricaneAndrew on October 21, 2012, 10:48:37 PM

The sex life of nearly every member of GTM.

My dick size.

Sylandro's posts.

ACAMS' views on almost everything.

Naryar's "power".

Jonzu.

GF ****ing Scourge.

Freeziez's showcase.

The size of MNB's asshole.

Did I miss anything?

Enigma's sexuality

Incredirobotwars · « **Reply #5058 on:** October 22, 2012, 10:21:34 AM »

A woman outside of the kitchen.

Kossokei · « **Reply #5059 on:** October 22, 2012, 07:08:05 PM »

Quote from: Enigma on October 21, 2012, 09:39:17 PM

freaks, faggets, drunks, and junkies

you have a low self esteem