Author Topic: Jokes (Read 211792 times)

Incredirobotwars · « **Reply #5020 on:** October 14, 2012, 09:41:28 AM »

Quote from: smashysmashy on October 14, 2012, 09:25:44 AM

Oh you.

smashysmashy · « **Reply #5021 on:** October 14, 2012, 02:58:25 PM »

Hey guy, you know Amanda Todd?

She's drop dead gorgeous.

Preytor_4 · « **Reply #5022 on:** October 14, 2012, 06:27:16 PM »

Quote from: smashysmashy on October 14, 2012, 02:58:25 PM

Hey guy, you know Amanda Todd?

She's drop dead gorgeous.

Resetti's Replicas · « **Reply #5023 on:** October 14, 2012, 06:30:11 PM »

Quote from: Preytor_4 on October 14, 2012, 06:27:16 PM

Quote from: smashysmashy on October 14, 2012, 02:58:25 PM
Hey guy, you know Amanda Todd?

She's drop dead gorgeous.

(Image removed from quote.)

Too soon

Preytor_4 · « **Reply #5024 on:** October 14, 2012, 09:14:23 PM »

Quote from: Sonny_Resetti on October 14, 2012, 06:30:11 PM

Quote from: Preytor_4 on October 14, 2012, 06:27:16 PM
Quote from: smashysmashy on October 14, 2012, 02:58:25 PM
Hey guy, you know Amanda Todd?

She's drop dead gorgeous.

(Image removed from quote.)

Too soon

freeziez · « **Reply #5025 on:** October 14, 2012, 09:30:06 PM »

I only watch Adult Swim

for Bleach
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Suicide?

Purex genius.
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Make them.

RpJk · « **Reply #5026 on:** October 19, 2012, 03:08:14 PM »

OK so today when I was walking into school after lunch when I saw this kid in the corner on a pile of dirt.
My friend said to him "did you sh** on the ground?" The kid said yes.

MassimoV · « **Reply #5027 on:** October 19, 2012, 04:02:04 PM »

Quote from: RPJK on October 19, 2012, 03:08:14 PM

OK so today when I was walking into school after lunch when I saw this kid in the corner on a pile of dirt.
My friend said to him "did you sh** on the ground?" The kid said yes.

A guy in my computers class found out the teacher was dating another teacher in the school. He took out a condom and threw it at him and said "Make sure to use this." The teacher started crying.

HurricaneAndrew · « **Reply #5028 on:** October 19, 2012, 04:10:36 PM »

Quote from: MassimoV on October 19, 2012, 04:02:04 PM

Quote from: RPJK on October 19, 2012, 03:08:14 PM
OK so today when I was walking into school after lunch when I saw this kid in the corner on a pile of dirt.
My friend said to him "did you sh** on the ground?" The kid said yes.
A guy in my computers class found out the teacher was dating another teacher in the school. He took out a condom and threw it at him and said "Make sure to use this." The teacher started crying.

I used to love it when the teachers were ****ing each other. So much comedy gold resulted from it every time...

Also...

RpJk · « **Reply #5029 on:** October 20, 2012, 10:25:32 AM »

A kid in my class who was from where was it? Preston it was, started talking in an Scottish accent and said in front of a teacher "I'm a sexual predator" in the accent.

Teacher said to him "with the way you get on I'm not surprised"

nicsan2009 · « **Reply #5030 on:** October 20, 2012, 10:54:56 AM »

ok so a little girl with her mom saw two dogs having sex and said," mommy what are they doing" she replied ,"Ummmm there making cakes. They then went to the zoo and saw two turtles having sex and asked the same question. She once again replied that they were making cakes. Later that night the little girl went into the parents room and said, "I saw you guys making cakes last night." The mom surprised asked,"How do you know!?" The little girl said, "I licked all the icing off."

Jonzu95 · « **Reply #5031 on:** October 20, 2012, 11:01:47 AM »

Quote from: nicsan2009 on October 20, 2012, 10:54:56 AM

ok so a little girl with her mom saw two dogs having sex and said," mommy what are they doing" she replied ,"Ummmm there making cakes. They then went to the zoo and saw two turtles having sex and asked the same question. She once again replied that they were making cakes. Later that night the little girl went into the parents room and said, "I saw you guys making cakes last night." The mom surprised asked,"How do you know!?" The little girl said, "I licked all the icing off."

Badum-Tsih

nicsan2009 · « **Reply #5032 on:** October 20, 2012, 11:08:15 AM »

A young man walks up and sits down at the bar. "What can I get you?" the bartender inquires. "I want 6 shots of Jagermeister," responded the young man. "6 shots?!? Are you celebrating something?" "Yeah, my first blowjob." "Well, in that case, let me give you a 7th on the house." "No offence, sir. But if 6 shots won't get rid of the taste, nothing will."

Jamin · « **Reply #5033 on:** October 20, 2012, 11:28:03 AM »

So Steven Hawking walks into a bar

That Robot is a Spy! · « **Reply #5034 on:** October 20, 2012, 11:49:26 AM »

Jimmy Savile's family have had the gravestone removed along with the flowers as a mark of respect. It just leaves a small hole and no bush around it.

Just what he would have wanted.

Resetti's Replicas · « **Reply #5035 on:** October 20, 2012, 12:24:13 PM »

A father walks into his son's room and says "Son, if you keep masturbating, you'll go blind," the kid says "Dad, I'm over here.

Kossokei · « **Reply #5036 on:** October 20, 2012, 12:43:15 PM »

Quote from: Jamin on October 20, 2012, 11:28:03 AM

So Steven Hawking walks into a bar

The thread.

You won it.

Jonzu95 · « **Reply #5037 on:** October 20, 2012, 02:05:25 PM »

Quote from: Kossokei on October 20, 2012, 12:43:15 PM

Quote from: Jamin on October 20, 2012, 11:28:03 AM
So Steven Hawking walks into a bar
The thread.

You won it.

no

HurricaneAndrew · « **Reply #5038 on:** October 20, 2012, 05:46:43 PM »

Quote from: Jonzu95 on October 20, 2012, 02:05:25 PM

Quote from: Kossokei on October 20, 2012, 12:43:15 PM
Quote from: Jamin on October 20, 2012, 11:28:03 AM
So Steven Hawking walks into a bar
The thread.

You won it.
no

What are you forced to put in your mouth, but you enjoy it anyway?

Noodle's cock!

NFX · « **Reply #5039 on:** October 20, 2012, 09:19:25 PM »

Quote from: HurricaneAndrew on October 20, 2012, 05:46:43 PM

Noodle's cock!

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