Jokes

[Mr. AS]

This may offend any female members we have on here... Just a warning

Why did the wang jump into the ocean.... To get some seamen

just do us a favor and stop posting here

[smashysmashy]

Why are you even here?

YOUR JOKE IS BAD
AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD

[Philippa]

Ok guys, careful with this one. I spoilered it to stop you from throwing up if you dont like rude jokes.

Why did the poo go down the hill?

To get to the bottom.

[Naryar]

Ok guys, careful with this one. I spoilered it to stop you from throwing up if you dont like rude jokes.

Why did the poo go down the hill?

To get to the bottom.

your joke is almost as bad as CHD's one

[Philippa]

Ok guys, careful with this one. I spoilered it to stop you from throwing up if you dont like rude jokes.

Why did the poo go down the hill?

To get to the bottom.

your joke is almost as bad as CHD's one

I'm really sorry. Just dont ban me for that joke.

[Kossokei]

Ok guys, careful with this one. I spoilered it to stop you from throwing up if you dont like rude jokes.

Why did the poo go down the hill?

To get to the bottom.

your joke is almost as bad as CHD's one

I'm really sorry. Just dont ban me for that joke.

If you want to ban him, you have to get through me first >:

[Naryar]

Ok guys, careful with this one. I spoilered it to stop you from throwing up if you dont like rude jokes.

Why did the poo go down the hill?

To get to the bottom.

your joke is almost as bad as CHD's one

I'm really sorry. Just dont ban me for that joke.

If you want to ban him, you have to get through me first >:

FOOLS. THE COMBINED STRENGTH OF YOUR WEAK, FEEBLE BODIES CANNOT WITHSTAND EVEN ONE PUNCH OF THE MIGHTY NARYAR !

Not gonna ban people for nothing now. Was funny once, got old quickly.

[Philippa]

Ok guys, careful with this one. I spoilered it to stop you from throwing up if you dont like rude jokes.

Why did the poo go down the hill?

To get to the bottom.

your joke is almost as bad as CHD's one

I'm really sorry. Just dont ban me for that joke.

If you want to ban him, you have to get through me first >:

Oh yeah, I forgot about our shipping.

[TeamXtreemer]

why is there no aspirin in the rainforest?
Because parrots-eat-em-all
(paracetamol)

[090901]

Not gonna ban people for nothing now. Was funny once, got old quickly.

well its not like you can really ban anymore, only mute

[Enigm@]

Not gonna ban people for nothing now. Was funny once, got old quickly.

well its not like you can really ban anymore, only mute

[smashysmashy]

So I found out I was sterile. 5 weeks later, my girlfriend was pregnant. Who's the daddy?

Oh, wait...

[smashysmashy]

Guy 1: Hey man, do you want to hear a joke?
Guy 2: Sure, go ahead.
Guy 1: So you're driving your Smart car, and you stop next to a bus stop. In the bus stop there is your most trusted friend, the woman of your dreams, and a pregnant woman. Your Smart car only has 2 seats. What do you do?
Guy 2: Oh! I know this one! You let your most trusted friend drive your Smart car with the pregnant woman to the hospital, leaving you with the woman of your dreams!
Guy 1: *grabs Guy 2 by the throat* NO! YOU RE-EVALUATE YOUR LIFE! YOU BOUGHT A ****ING SMART CAR!

[Kossokei]

Ok guys, careful with this one. I spoilered it to stop you from throwing up if you dont like rude jokes.

Why did the poo go down the hill?

To get to the bottom.

your joke is almost as bad as CHD's one

I'm really sorry. Just dont ban me for that joke.

If you want to ban him, you have to get through me first >:

FOOLS. THE COMBINED STRENGTH OF YOUR WEAK, FEEBLE BODIES CANNOT WITHSTAND EVEN ONE PUNCH OF THE MIGHTY NARYAR !

Not gonna ban people for nothing now. Was funny once, got old quickly.

Don't start with me you baguette toting vagrant 

And yeah, last time the muting thing happened, it was funny for a few hours and then it was just stale.

[smashysmashy]

This man is sterile. He cannot conceive why he uses contraception.

[Jonzu95]

Translation

Mitsubishi's Magic Button
Ralliart turns into beast by pressing a button
[Watch Video!]

[smashysmashy]

Translation

Mitsubishi's Magic Button
Ralliart turns into beast by pressing a button
[Watch Video!]
(Image removed from quote.)

So funny my arm burst

[Jonzu95]

Translation

Mitsubishi's Magic Button
Ralliart turns into beast by pressing a button
[Watch Video!]
(Image removed from quote.)

So funny my arm burst

You just don't get it because you don't understand finnish.

[smashysmashy]

Then don't post it...

[Jonzu95]

Then don't post it...

So you're saying that the Jokes thread is made only for you?