Jokes

[powerrave]

Lol I remember that text from signs in GTA games.

[Philippa]

So I was browsing FaceBook and I saw someone had posted this -



ORLY?*Grabs iPad.*



U Jelly? 

[NFX]

I got a similar Good Luck card when I left for uni. "Whoever said nothing is impossible obviously never tried to nail jelly to a tree."

On the subject of water, though...

[Philippa]

I got a similar Good Luck card when I left for uni. "Whoever said nothing is impossible obviously never tried to nail jelly to a tree."

I would try that one but we don't have any jelly.

[Preytor_4]

So I was browsing FaceBook and I saw someone had posted this -

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ORLY?*Grabs iPad.*



U Jelly? 

One could argue that that is a bag filled with water stapled to a tree.

[Sage]

So I was browsing FaceBook and I saw someone had posted this -

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ORLY?*Grabs iPad.*



U Jelly? 

One could argue that that is a bag filled with water stapled to a tree.

[Preytor_4]

So I was browsing FaceBook and I saw someone had posted this -

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ORLY?*Grabs iPad.*



U Jelly? 

One could argue that that is a bag filled with water stapled to a tree.

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Well, the picture said 'tried to staple water to a tree', Kurt stapled a bag filled with water to a tree.

[ACAMS]

obongo trips and falls over a bridge railing while jogging one morning.
Before the Secret Service guys can get to him, three kids who are fishing pull him out of the water below. He’s so grateful, he offers the kids whatever they want.

The first kid shouts, “I want to go to Disneyland with my friends!” and obongo replies, “No problem. I’ll take you on Air Force One.”

The second kid says, “I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordans,” to which obongo says, “I’ll get them for you and even have Michael sign them!”

The third kid says, “I want a motorized wheelchair with a built-in TV and stereo headset!”

obongo, looking perplexed, utters: “But, son, you don’t look like you’re handicapped.”

The kid answers, “I will be once my dad finds out I saved your sorry ass from drowning.”

[Sage]

Also, @acams: Obama seems like a nice guy!

[Resetti's Replicas]

obongo trips and falls over a bridge railing while jogging one morning.
Before the Secret Service guys can get to him, three kids who are fishing pull him out of the water below. He’s so grateful, he offers the kids whatever they want.

The first kid shouts, “I want to go to Disneyland with my friends!” and obongo replies, “No problem. I’ll take you on Air Force One.”

The second kid says, “I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordans,” to which obongo says, “I’ll get them for you and even have Michael sign them!”

The third kid says, “I want a motorized wheelchair with a built-in TV and stereo headset!”

obongo, looking perplexed, utters: “But, son, you don’t look like you’re handicapped.”

The kid answers, “I will be once my dad finds out I saved your sorry ass from drowning.”

ha ha ha you're so funny, you're not fooling anyone with that re-packaging of a Bush joke http://board.jokeroo.com/funny-jokes/14640-just-alittle-joke.html

[SKBT]

[GarvinTheGreat]

Know why the Olympics arn't held in Mexico anymore?

Because all the Mexicans that can run, jump or swim have already crossed the border.

[Jonzu95]

F*** snow 

[Natef]

[Jonzu95]

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...ha ha ha

[Natef]

Thanks.

[Jonzu95]

Thanks.

You're welcome

[powerrave]

[smashysmashy]

What's the difference between a hungry pirate and a drunken pirate?

One's a rumbling tummy, and the other's a tumbling rummy!

ARRRRRR

[Gropaga]

The sims variation of Mario joke that I saw on some day ago:
My family (with a help from outside force/me) killed one person from some household via fire.
But,they allowed us to get to their home.