Author Topic: Jokes (Read 212040 times)

Badnik96 · « **Reply #4640 on:** January 29, 2012, 05:02:34 PM »

Quote from: Velocity EVO on January 29, 2012, 11:23:06 AM

A priest, a paedophile and a homosexual walk into a bar

He orders a drink.

Hah, never thought of something like that. Funny.

Quote from: Mr. AwesumSauce on January 29, 2012, 11:38:18 AM

what's the difference between a pedo and acne

acne comes on your face AFTER you're 13

Also funny

HurricaneAndrew · « **Reply #4641 on:** January 30, 2012, 06:33:39 PM »

Fracture · « **Reply #4642 on:** January 30, 2012, 09:23:25 PM »

Quote from: HurricaneAndrew on January 30, 2012, 06:33:39 PM

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Old!

Also I just lowered my head since I'm using a desktop computer, and it's pretty high up. :P

Jonzu95 · « **Reply #4643 on:** February 02, 2012, 09:42:51 AM »

SOPA

Oh dear...

TeamXtreemer · « **Reply #4644 on:** February 02, 2012, 10:48:13 AM »

women

*ba dum tiss*

Jonzu95 · « **Reply #4645 on:** February 02, 2012, 11:08:17 AM »

Quote from: TeamXtreemer on February 02, 2012, 10:48:13 AM

women

*ba dum tiss*

TeamXtreemer · « **Reply #4646 on:** February 02, 2012, 11:18:46 AM »

lol u mad

Step one: Buy a sheep.
Step two: Name it "Relation".

Now you have a relationsheep.

SKBT · « **Reply #4647 on:** February 03, 2012, 12:18:40 PM »

NFX · « **Reply #4648 on:** February 03, 2012, 12:21:29 PM »

Quote from: SKBT on February 03, 2012, 12:18:40 PM

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Grow them in a bowl with milk.

TeamXtreemer · « **Reply #4649 on:** February 04, 2012, 05:57:07 AM »

Being unattractive is like playing the dating game

On hard mode.

Team 9 · « **Reply #4650 on:** February 04, 2012, 06:01:41 AM »

did you hear about the invention of the shovel?

it was a groundbreaking discovery :D

Philippa · « **Reply #4651 on:** February 04, 2012, 06:10:14 AM »

2 Pokemon jokes. One I heard and one I made up.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus?

What to you call a Pokemon that is a train?

Badger · « **Reply #4652 on:** February 04, 2012, 07:20:02 AM »

Quote from: Kurt Wylde on February 04, 2012, 06:10:14 AM

How do you get Pikachu on a bus?

You Pokemon. (Poke 'im on.)

How do you get 50 Pikachus in a Mini?

Resetti's Replicas · « **Reply #4653 on:** February 04, 2012, 09:26:03 AM »

Quote from: Kurt Wylde on February 04, 2012, 06:10:14 AM

How do you get Pikachu on a bus?

like this:

HurricaneAndrew · « **Reply #4654 on:** February 06, 2012, 06:40:54 PM »

Apparently, the number on the bottom is for KFC's corporate office or some sh**...

Philippa · « **Reply #4655 on:** February 07, 2012, 01:45:07 AM »

Do nudist parties have a dress code?

kill343gs · « **Reply #4656 on:** February 07, 2012, 09:09:28 AM »

Team 9 · « **Reply #4657 on:** February 07, 2012, 09:11:23 AM »

Quote from: Kurt Wylde on February 07, 2012, 01:45:07 AM

Do nudist parties have a dress code?

no

Philippa · « **Reply #4658 on:** February 07, 2012, 10:58:29 AM »

Quote from: Team 9 on February 07, 2012, 09:11:23 AM

Quote from: Kurt Wylde on February 07, 2012, 01:45:07 AM
Do nudist parties have a dress code?
no

So what do they say to wear?

Team 9 · « **Reply #4659 on:** February 07, 2012, 12:00:37 PM »

Quote from: Kurt Wylde on February 07, 2012, 10:58:29 AM

Quote from: Team 9 on February 07, 2012, 09:11:23 AM
Quote from: Kurt Wylde on February 07, 2012, 01:45:07 AM
Do nudist parties have a dress code?
no
So what do they say to wear?

your birthday suit