Jokes

[Philippa]

hey kurt, have you heard the joke that gay people don't know?

I get enough stick from school.

*Realises what I just said.* Don't.

[Chaosmancer]

hey kurt, have you heard the joke that gay people don't know?

(Image removed from quote.)

I get enough stick from school.

*Realises what I just said.* Don't.

What you should actually say is 'Why yes, I have' they then say 'What is it then' then you say 'What? You don't know it? Huh, I didn't know you were gay, rather surprising really. Oh well, never mind.'

[Scourge of teh Galaxy]

*Realises what I just said.* Don't

I know you're not gay, don't worry about it

[Chaosmancer]

Nobody should really care if anybody is gay. Or maybe I just think that because I have been called gay all through both primary schools, and all through secondary school. It really sucks ass.

[Team 9]

cool down people. i know it's a terrible joke, i just had to vent it.

[Scourge of teh Galaxy]

Nobody should really care if anybody is gay. Or maybe I just think that because I have been called gay all through both primary schools, and all through secondary school. It really sucks ass.

If you were gay
That'd be okay
I mean, 'cause, hey
I like you anyway

[Team 9]

alright already! i'm sorry! , i just had it in my head and wanted to use it, now can we please drop this?

[powerrave]

I'm  not going to make any jokes about women, period.

[Mr. AS]

i would make a joke about 9/11 but it's just plane wrong

[Scourge of teh Galaxy]

I'm  not going to make any jokes about women, period.

i would make a joke about 9/11 but it's just plane wrong

Haha, very funny you two

[Fracture]

I'd tell a chemistry joke, but my good ones argon.

[Team 9]

I'd tell a chemistry joke, but my good ones argon.

you'll just have to think of a neon

[Philippa]

!!!WARNING!!! Trigonometery joke ahead. Turn back if you aren't a geek.

Why did Sin and Tan go to the Triangle's party?

Just Cos.

[Badger]

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 was a convicted serial killer.

[Chaosmancer]

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 was a convicted serial killer.

I have to admit that made me chuckle because it was unexpected.

[NFX]

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 was a convicted serial killer.

Well subverted. =D I award you +2 Humor Points.

[SKBT]

Since Christmas is tomorrow I have to ask what's the best stocking stuffer?

Feet

[Gropaga]

Death Row in Women's Prison
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Three women are about to be executed. One''s a brunette, one''s a redhead, and one''s a blonde. The guard brings the brunette forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim…"
 
Suddenly the brunette yells, "EARTHQUAKE!!!"
 
Everyone is startled and throws themselves on the ground while she escapes.
The guard brings the redhead forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She say no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim…"
 
Suddenly the redhead yells, "TORNADO!!!"
 
Everyone is startled and looks around for cover while she escapes.
By now the blonde has it all figured out. The guard brings her forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim…"
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
And the blonde yells, "FIRE!!!"

lawl he should said "ERUPTION!!!"
 
ontopic:
 
it's already out here,but:
 
Once upon a time, some guy was ordering robot to say "The cake is a lie!"
however,he decided to cancel it by saying "no wait cancel it" .
then robot said:
Are message is "The cake is a lie! no wait cancel it"?

[HurricaneAndrew]

There's a bear and a rabbit in the forest. The bear asks the rabbit "Do you have trouble with sh** sticking to your fur?" "No" the rabbit replies.

So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit.

[Badger]

Why did the boy drop his ice cream?

Because he got hit by a bus.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Warning, some may find this very offensive

The Holocaust.