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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4520 on: December 11, 2011, 01:42:27 PM »
What did the homeless man get for Christmas ?
Frostbite. :coolface
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4521 on: December 19, 2011, 02:56:05 PM »
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How you make Alarm Clock Pizza is:
Step 1: You buy an alarm clock from the store, and then you have to break it and put it in the sauce.
Step 2: Fold the sauce in 5 slices and put it in the dough.
Step 3: Paint the eggs with a pitcher of a clock showing what time you want to wake up and eat pizza for breakfast.
Step 4: Put the eggs in the dough.
Step 5: Make it flat into a round shape and draw the time you want on it.
Step 6: Put some old steel to prevent other peple from stealing it.
Step 7: Make it flat and cut into 60 slices 1 for each minute in 1 our.
Step 8: Put in the oven set the timer to 30048813.2884 seconds and put the temperature on 'Volcano' setting.
Step 9: If you think it is take to long, then get yor alarm clock and set it to now so that it will ring and you can take it out.
Step 10: Take it out uv the uvin wen it is redy and go to bed. In the morning eat pizza and also eat yor hands bi mistake.

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4522 on: December 20, 2011, 04:43:29 PM »
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4523 on: December 21, 2011, 08:32:42 AM »
Needs to be chicken.
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4524 on: December 21, 2011, 10:22:18 AM »
My friend Sam told me this. He gets away with it though.

How do you know when a black guy has been in your car?
It's not there anymore.
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4525 on: December 21, 2011, 02:55:19 PM »

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4526 on: December 21, 2011, 03:18:33 PM »
long joke ahead:

a german guy is in a english buffet restraunt, he fills himself up then goes to find a place to sit down, an english guy walks up to him and says "would you like eight slices of bacon?" the german guy says "nein!"
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4527 on: December 22, 2011, 08:52:41 PM »
Hehehehe
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4528 on: December 22, 2011, 09:16:26 PM »
Why did NASCAR drivers not let any black people in? The drivers are also known as raceists.
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4529 on: December 22, 2011, 11:03:52 PM »
How do you get 20 babies in a bucket?
How do you get them out?
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4530 on: December 23, 2011, 07:20:26 AM »
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4531 on: December 23, 2011, 07:22:45 AM »
I know a guy called Jack.

Who wants to know the best joke ever? Rangers.
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4532 on: December 23, 2011, 11:27:47 AM »
Quote from: R1885 on December 22, 2011, 11:03:52 PM
How do you get 20 babies in a bucket?
How do you get them out?

lol heard this one at school
Quote from: Hard Bot on December 22, 2011, 09:16:26 PM
Why did NASCAR drivers not let any black people in? The drivers are also known as raceists.
That was bad and you should feel bad.

Quote from: Gazea2 on December 23, 2011, 07:20:26 AM
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Funny as hell.
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4533 on: December 24, 2011, 07:13:10 AM »
A woman got wooden breast implants yesterday. It would be funny if this joke had a punch line.
Wooden tit.
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4534 on: December 24, 2011, 09:14:52 AM »
Quote from: Hard Bot on December 22, 2011, 09:16:26 PM
Why did NASCAR drivers not let any black people in? The drivers are also known as raceists.

What
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4535 on: December 24, 2011, 09:20:31 AM »
Quote from: Gazea2 on December 24, 2011, 07:13:10 AM
A woman got wooden breast implants yesterday. It would be funny if this joke had a punch line.
Wooden tit.

You were watching Tim Vine, weren't you? =P
 
BNAG. That's bang out of order.
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4536 on: December 24, 2011, 09:25:36 AM »
I went on a once in a lifetime trip. Never again
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4537 on: December 24, 2011, 09:40:40 AM »
Quote from: NFX on December 24, 2011, 09:20:31 AM
Quote from: Gazea2 on December 24, 2011, 07:13:10 AM
A woman got wooden breast implants yesterday. It would be funny if this joke had a punch line.
Wooden tit.

You were watching Tim Vine, weren't you? =P
 
BNAG. That's bang out of order.

Yup. :D
I'm resisting the urge to post most of his jokes up. Here's a bad joke, though:
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4538 on: December 24, 2011, 10:48:59 AM »
Quote from: Gazea2 on December 24, 2011, 09:40:40 AM
Quote from: NFX on December 24, 2011, 09:20:31 AM
Quote from: Gazea2 on December 24, 2011, 07:13:10 AM
A woman got wooden breast implants yesterday. It would be funny if this joke had a punch line.
Wooden tit.

You were watching Tim Vine, weren't you? =P
 
BNAG. That's bang out of order.

Yup. :D
I'm resisting the urge to post most of his jokes up. Here's a bad joke, though:
I'd like to leave you with this... It's not mine.

"Hey baby, you look gorgeous today."
"Oh, today."
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4539 on: December 24, 2011, 11:20:43 AM »
Quote from: Kurt Wylde on December 24, 2011, 10:48:59 AM
Quote from: Gazea2 on December 24, 2011, 09:40:40 AM
Quote from: NFX on December 24, 2011, 09:20:31 AM
Quote from: Gazea2 on December 24, 2011, 07:13:10 AM
A woman got wooden breast implants yesterday. It would be funny if this joke had a punch line.
Wooden tit.

You were watching Tim Vine, weren't you? =P
 
BNAG. That's bang out of order.

Yup. :D
I'm resisting the urge to post most of his jokes up. Here's a bad joke, though:
I'd like to leave you with this... It's not mine.

"Hey baby, you look gorgeous today."
"Oh, today."
hey kurt, have you heard the joke that gay people don't know?
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