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Offline Somebody

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4460 on: November 21, 2011, 03:56:30 PM »
What do you call a mexican on a riding lawnmower

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4461 on: November 21, 2011, 04:50:02 PM »
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4462 on: November 22, 2011, 12:45:30 AM »
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4463 on: November 22, 2011, 01:24:45 AM »
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4464 on: November 22, 2011, 01:25:22 AM »
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4465 on: November 22, 2011, 05:54:18 AM »
Why are there no aspirin in Ilex Forest?


Its ok, I can show myself out...
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4466 on: November 22, 2011, 08:42:57 AM »

Looks like someone got the wrong address.
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4467 on: November 29, 2011, 06:58:40 PM »
for those who grew up watching teletubbies


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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4468 on: November 29, 2011, 07:24:34 PM »
Quote from: martymidget on November 22, 2011, 05:54:18 AM
Why are there no aspirin in Ilex Forest?


Its ok, I can show myself out...

LOL that was just terrible



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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4469 on: November 30, 2011, 02:10:12 AM »
I see you picked those from KuvatON. ;)
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4470 on: November 30, 2011, 05:21:01 AM »
Quote from: martymidget on November 22, 2011, 05:54:18 AM
Why are there no aspirin in Ilex Forest?


Its ok, I can show myself out...

That was actually quite good! XD I love wordplay jokes like that.
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4471 on: November 30, 2011, 07:39:52 AM »
Quote from: Jonzu95 on November 30, 2011, 02:10:12 AM
I see you picked those from KuvatON. ;)
yeah, that's where I get most of my pics.


















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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4472 on: November 30, 2011, 02:06:36 PM »
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How you make Alarm Clock Pizza is:
Step 1: You buy an alarm clock from the store, and then you have to break it and put it in the sauce.
Step 2: Fold the sauce in 5 slices and put it in the dough.
Step 3: Paint the eggs with a pitcher of a clock showing what time you want to wake up and eat pizza for breakfast.
Step 4: Put the eggs in the dough.
Step 5: Make it flat into a round shape and draw the time you want on it.
Step 6: Put some old steel to prevent other peple from stealing it.
Step 7: Make it flat and cut into 60 slices 1 for each minute in 1 our.
Step 8: Put in the oven set the timer to 30048813.2884 seconds and put the temperature on 'Volcano' setting.
Step 9: If you think it is take to long, then get yor alarm clock and set it to now so that it will ring and you can take it out.
Step 10: Take it out uv the uvin wen it is redy and go to bed. In the morning eat pizza and also eat yor hands bi mistake.

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4473 on: November 30, 2011, 09:46:36 PM »
Quote from: Badnik96 on November 30, 2011, 07:39:52 AM

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HAHAHAHA .....  One baby is a Fox squirrel (Red squirrel) and the other two babies are Cat squirrels (Grey squirrel) 
The one he releases the next morning was a Fox squirrel (Red squirrel) and one one his leg is a Cat squirrel (Grey squirrel)

He is a dumbass if he can't tell the difference!
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4474 on: November 30, 2011, 11:34:31 PM »
Quote from: ACAMS on November 30, 2011, 09:46:36 PM
Quote from: Badnik96 on November 30, 2011, 07:39:52 AM

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HAHAHAHA .....  One baby is a Fox squirrel (Red squirrel) and the other two babies are Cat squirrels (Grey squirrel) 
The one he releases the next morning was a Fox squirrel (Red squirrel) and one one his leg is a Cat squirrel (Grey squirrel)

He is a dumbass if he can't tell the difference!

lol@biologyfail
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4475 on: December 01, 2011, 07:44:01 AM »
Meanwhile in england...
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4476 on: December 01, 2011, 08:09:42 AM »
The one on cheating is quite funny I must say.

Also what the **** is diamond poisoning ?

Quote from: ACAMS on November 30, 2011, 09:46:36 PM
Quote from: Badnik96 on November 30, 2011, 07:39:52 AM

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HAHAHAHA .....  One baby is a Fox squirrel (Red squirrel) and the other two babies are Cat squirrels (Grey squirrel) 
The one he releases the next morning was a Fox squirrel (Red squirrel) and one one his leg is a Cat squirrel (Grey squirrel)

He is a dumbass if he can't tell the difference!

I don't know much about squirrels, but what I know is that in no way that squirrel on the last panel is the same squirrel that on panel one after one night. Notably because baby mammals don't become adults in one night.

But yes, the hair color is different as well.
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4477 on: December 01, 2011, 02:31:26 PM »
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4478 on: December 01, 2011, 03:07:53 PM »
Quote from: Naryar on December 01, 2011, 08:09:42 AM
Also what the **** is diamond poisoning ?
I don't know, probably something they made up.
It IS  a bedtime story, mind you.


also;
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How you make Alarm Clock Pizza is:
Step 1: You buy an alarm clock from the store, and then you have to break it and put it in the sauce.
Step 2: Fold the sauce in 5 slices and put it in the dough.
Step 3: Paint the eggs with a pitcher of a clock showing what time you want to wake up and eat pizza for breakfast.
Step 4: Put the eggs in the dough.
Step 5: Make it flat into a round shape and draw the time you want on it.
Step 6: Put some old steel to prevent other peple from stealing it.
Step 7: Make it flat and cut into 60 slices 1 for each minute in 1 our.
Step 8: Put in the oven set the timer to 30048813.2884 seconds and put the temperature on 'Volcano' setting.
Step 9: If you think it is take to long, then get yor alarm clock and set it to now so that it will ring and you can take it out.
Step 10: Take it out uv the uvin wen it is redy and go to bed. In the morning eat pizza and also eat yor hands bi mistake.

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4479 on: December 02, 2011, 03:45:09 PM »
Now for the lame jokes.

So a baby seal walks into a club...

and then proceeds to have a
at the party
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