Author Topic: Jokes (Read 211301 times)

Mr. AS · « **Reply #4440 on:** November 11, 2011, 03:30:09 PM »

On 11/11/11...

powerrave · « **Reply #4441 on:** November 11, 2011, 06:16:06 PM »

Long image inside.

Clickbeetle · « **Reply #4442 on:** November 13, 2011, 05:42:36 PM »

What do you call someone kicked out of the Westboro Baptist Church?

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and Absolute Chaos?

Why was Naryar fired from the French police?

...Sorry. I have a cold and am probably not thinking 100% straight.

G.K. · « **Reply #4443 on:** November 13, 2011, 05:44:13 PM »

ahahaha

Enigm@ · « **Reply #4444 on:** November 13, 2011, 05:49:56 PM »

hahaha, those are actually pretty clever click. :P

NFX · « **Reply #4445 on:** November 13, 2011, 06:05:07 PM »

I like them. They're like the jokes you would find into the Gametechmods Christmas Crackers. =D

Urjak · « **Reply #4446 on:** November 13, 2011, 06:06:27 PM »

Quote from: Clickbeetle on November 13, 2011, 05:42:36 PM

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and Absolute Chaos?

You can't make Absolute Chaos with sledgehammers.

^That, my six-legged friend, was a win.

Naryar · « **Reply #4447 on:** November 13, 2011, 07:32:04 PM »

The second one was funny indeed...

...The third one however... Mark my words, good-doer, I shall have my revenge !!!111!!1one!

*dramatic exit*

powerrave · « **Reply #4448 on:** November 14, 2011, 11:09:10 AM »

I laughed! We really need more RA2/GTM jokes.

Jonzu95 · « **Reply #4449 on:** November 14, 2011, 11:41:59 AM »

World's best troll, ever.

SKBT · « **Reply #4450 on:** November 14, 2011, 07:57:02 PM »

Clickbeetle · « **Reply #4451 on:** November 20, 2011, 12:10:45 AM »

Hahaha, so true.

It's not just your pocket though. The very air itself has been known to tie knots like that while the observer's back is turned.

Naryar · « **Reply #4452 on:** November 20, 2011, 04:26:58 AM »

Personally, my bag makes knots of my laptop's mouse, Ethernet cable and power cable all together :P

NFX · « **Reply #4453 on:** November 20, 2011, 03:18:41 PM »

How I long for that to be false. But, alas, it never will be.

I wouldn't want to stay here.

TeamXtreemer · « **Reply #4454 on:** November 21, 2011, 12:46:08 PM »

Philippa · « **Reply #4455 on:** November 21, 2011, 01:00:20 PM »

Following the problems in the sub-prime lending market in America and the run on Northern Rock and collapse of the Bradford and Bingley in the UK it is clear that the uncertainty has now hit Japan and Ireland.
In the last seven days Origami Bank has folded; Sumo Bank has gone belly up, and Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches.
Yesterday, it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song while today shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they nose-dived.
While Samurai Bank is soldiering on following sharp cutbacks, Ninja Bank is reported to have taken a hit, but they remain in the black.
Furthermore, 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop and analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank where it is feared that staff may get a raw deal.

I think the people that made the Saw series of films called them Saw so people would have conversations like this -

Hey did you see Saw?
Yeah I saw Saw!
Did you see Saw II?
Yeah I saw Saw II too!
Did you see Saw III?
No but I saw Saw IV.
What did you see Saw IV before you saw Saw III for?

Historical Bank Raids by Robin Banks*
Extreme Weather by Gail Force
My Life as a Substitute Teacher by Stan Din
Touch Your Toes and Other Exercises by Ben Dover

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale!

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a small town in America. With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting: ''I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person, because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against, not only blondes, but women in general... and all in the name of humor!'' The ventriloquist is embarrassed and begins to apologize, when the blonde yells, ''You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little bastard on your knee!''

*Robin Banks is the actual name of the narrator in the episodes of MythBusters broadcast in the UK.

smashysmashy · « **Reply #4456 on:** November 21, 2011, 01:37:58 PM »

Yesterday, someone came up to me and said:

"Help! I've dropped my scrabble set in the road!"

I sighed and said:

"What's the word on the street?"

Philippa · « **Reply #4457 on:** November 21, 2011, 01:55:29 PM »

Quote from: smashysmashy on November 21, 2011, 01:37:58 PM

Yesterday, someone came up to me and said:

"Help! I've dropped my scrabble set in the road!"

I sighed and said:

"What's the word on the street?"

Tim Vine = Legend

ty4er · « **Reply #4458 on:** November 21, 2011, 03:29:52 PM »

lol mexican joke

ty4er · « **Reply #4459 on:** November 21, 2011, 03:53:22 PM »

DOUBLE POST

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Romantic dinner for 2