« previous next »
Pages: 1 ... 213 214 215 216 217 218 219 [220] 221 222 223 224 225 226 227 ... 275   Go Down

Author Topic: Jokes  (Read 211048 times)

Offline Badger

  • Permanent Artifact
  • Giga Heavyweight
  • Posts: 6313
  • Rep: 2
  • I wish to be with my people
  • Awards BOTM Winner Donated money for site hosting 2019
    • View Profile
    • Awards
Re: Jokes
« Reply #4380 on: September 12, 2011, 03:53:10 PM »
Quote from: Avalanche on September 12, 2011, 03:46:01 PM
Quote from: Noodle on August 25, 2011, 02:30:45 PM
Quote from: Avalanche on August 25, 2011, 02:13:12 PM
Quote from: NFX on August 23, 2011, 09:44:16 AM
I would bid to add to the list of good European cars TVR, Lotus, and possibly Audi.
Audi?Yeah right, good at first but then, its rubbish when a car speeds past the corner and smashes the back so hard its a write off!(That actually has happened to my family.Money not well spent!)

Maybe you'd be right if your statement wasn't retarded, half-baked nonsense.
Fyi that has happend to my family.You do not know my family.Turnabout is fair play so:Your statement is not even baked at all.
Was that the car's fault? No. Therefore your opinion is not valid.
Logged
Quote from: Mystic2000 on May 18, 2019, 05:33:44 AM
also lol at most toxic guy around calling others out on this sh**
Google Drive with my newer bots

Offline NFX

  • *
  • Posts: 14035
  • Rep: 11
  • SliSliSliSliSliSliSliSli(0)
    • AwesomeFish921
  • Awards BOTM Winner
    • View Profile
    • Awards
  • See profile for gamer tags: Yes
  • Skype: nfxtreme0992
Re: Jokes
« Reply #4381 on: September 12, 2011, 04:59:30 PM »
Quote from: Avalanche on September 12, 2011, 03:46:01 PM
Quote from: Noodle on August 25, 2011, 02:30:45 PM
Quote from: Avalanche on August 25, 2011, 02:13:12 PM
Quote from: NFX on August 23, 2011, 09:44:16 AM
I would bid to add to the list of good European cars TVR, Lotus, and possibly Audi.
Audi?Yeah right, good at first but then, its rubbish when a car speeds past the corner and smashes the back so hard its a write off!(That actually has happened to my family.Money not well spent!)

Maybe you'd be right if your statement wasn't retarded, half-baked nonsense.
Fyi that has happend to my family.You do not know my family.Turnabout is fair play so:Your statement is not even baked at all.
If a car crashes, that's more the driver's fault than the car's fault. I'm assuming your car had a full MOT, because if it didn't, I would brand the driver a complete moron anyway. A competent driver should be able to keep the car pointing in the same direction and not up to the taillights in undergrowth.
Logged
Co-creator of The RA2 Randomiser


Offline SKBT

Re: Jokes
« Reply #4382 on: September 16, 2011, 07:38:19 PM »


Inbred cat
Logged

Offline Incredirobotwars

  • Ultra Heavyweight
  • Posts: 2402
  • Rep: 1
  • Unimaginative reuse of original avatar FTW
    • http://www.facebook.com/#
    • View Profile
    • Awards
  • See profile for gamer tags: Yes
  • Skype: dwatts.irw
Re: Jokes
« Reply #4383 on: September 17, 2011, 11:12:22 AM »
I know a joke - a Vauxhall Agila.
Logged

Offline Gazea2

  • Ultra Heavyweight
  • Posts: 3670
  • Rep: 9
  • the one and only
    • View Profile
    • Awards
  • Skype: gazea2
Re: Jokes
« Reply #4384 on: September 17, 2011, 11:54:22 AM »
MY WHOLE FAMILY IS ON TFM



INCLUDING MY GIRLFWIEND
Logged

Offline NFX

  • *
  • Posts: 14035
  • Rep: 11
  • SliSliSliSliSliSliSliSli(0)
    • AwesomeFish921
  • Awards BOTM Winner
    • View Profile
    • Awards
  • See profile for gamer tags: Yes
  • Skype: nfxtreme0992
Re: Jokes
« Reply #4385 on: September 17, 2011, 12:06:36 PM »
Logged
Co-creator of The RA2 Randomiser


Offline Jonzu95

  • Giga Heavyweight
  • Posts: 12638
  • Rep: -28
    • View Profile
    • Awards
Re: Jokes
« Reply #4386 on: September 17, 2011, 12:48:41 PM »
Quote from: Gazea2 on September 17, 2011, 11:54:22 AM
MY WHOLE FAMILY IS ON TFM

(Image removed from quote.)

INCLUDING MY GIRLFWIEND
LOL
Logged

Offline Gazea2

  • Ultra Heavyweight
  • Posts: 3670
  • Rep: 9
  • the one and only
    • View Profile
    • Awards
  • Skype: gazea2
Re: Jokes
« Reply #4387 on: September 17, 2011, 12:59:47 PM »
INOITWASSOAWESOME
Logged

Offline Gazea2

  • Ultra Heavyweight
  • Posts: 3670
  • Rep: 9
  • the one and only
    • View Profile
    • Awards
  • Skype: gazea2
Re: Jokes
« Reply #4388 on: September 17, 2011, 01:36:04 PM »
<3 GWF and my "family" playing TFM. ;)

Virus Alerts... (Circa 2001 ish) (PG)
Watch out for these new viruses - Neither Symantec or McAfee have solutions as yet!

The George Bush Virus - Causes your computer to keep looking for viruses of mass destruction.

The Ronald Reagan Virus - Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored.

The Clinton Virus - Gives you a permanent Hard Drive with NO memory.

The Al Gore Virus - Causes your computer to just keep counting and re-counting.

The Lewinsky Virus - Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did.

The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus - Terminates some files, leaves, but will be back.

The Mike Tyson Virus - Quits after two bytes.

The Oprah Winfrey Virus - Your 200 GB hard drive shrinks to 100 GB, then slowly expands to re-stabilize around 150 GB.

The Jack Kevorkian Virus - Deletes all old files.

The Ellen Degeneres Virus - Disks can no longer be inserted.

The Prozac Virus - Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn't care.

The Lorena Bobbitt Virus - Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy then discards it through Windows.
Logged

Offline Somebody

  • *
  • Posts: 7201
  • Rep: 13
  • CP: +2
    • View Profile
    • Awards
Re: Jokes
« Reply #4389 on: September 17, 2011, 03:43:04 PM »
Hahahahaha
Logged
I built that big robot on that TV show that time

Offline freeziez

  • Ultra Heavyweight
  • Posts: 4720
  • Rep: 2
  • He's Mr. White Christmas, he's Mr. Snow...
    • youtube.com/freeziezGTM
    • View Profile
    • Awards
  • See profile for gamer tags: Yes
Re: Jokes
« Reply #4390 on: September 17, 2011, 09:43:03 PM »


Logged
Quote from: Mr. AwesumSauce on September 22, 2012, 05:01:07 PM
obligatory battlebots 5 comment

GTM Awards 2011

Best Tournament: B4ttlebots (freeziez)
Best New Tournament Host: freeziez
Most Suprising Tournament: B4ttlebots (freeziez)

Offline Mr. AS

  • TheGloriousCarbideArstotzkanIronsideChaosProtocol
  • *
  • Posts: 7557
  • Rep: 19
    • robotarenagtm
  • Awards BOTM Winner
    • View Profile
    • Awards
Re: Jokes
« Reply #4391 on: September 17, 2011, 09:45:36 PM »
Logged
How you make Alarm Clock Pizza is:
Step 1: You buy an alarm clock from the store, and then you have to break it and put it in the sauce.
Step 2: Fold the sauce in 5 slices and put it in the dough.
Step 3: Paint the eggs with a pitcher of a clock showing what time you want to wake up and eat pizza for breakfast.
Step 4: Put the eggs in the dough.
Step 5: Make it flat into a round shape and draw the time you want on it.
Step 6: Put some old steel to prevent other peple from stealing it.
Step 7: Make it flat and cut into 60 slices 1 for each minute in 1 our.
Step 8: Put in the oven set the timer to 30048813.2884 seconds and put the temperature on 'Volcano' setting.
Step 9: If you think it is take to long, then get yor alarm clock and set it to now so that it will ring and you can take it out.
Step 10: Take it out uv the uvin wen it is redy and go to bed. In the morning eat pizza and also eat yor hands bi mistake.

Offline freeziez

  • Ultra Heavyweight
  • Posts: 4720
  • Rep: 2
  • He's Mr. White Christmas, he's Mr. Snow...
    • youtube.com/freeziezGTM
    • View Profile
    • Awards
  • See profile for gamer tags: Yes
Re: Jokes
« Reply #4392 on: September 17, 2011, 09:50:46 PM »
Logged
Quote from: Mr. AwesumSauce on September 22, 2012, 05:01:07 PM
obligatory battlebots 5 comment

GTM Awards 2011

Best Tournament: B4ttlebots (freeziez)
Best New Tournament Host: freeziez
Most Suprising Tournament: B4ttlebots (freeziez)

Offline Doomkiller

  • Ultra Heavyweight
  • Posts: 2112
  • Rep: 1
  • I HAS DOUBLE PISTOLS
    • View Profile
    • Awards
Re: Jokes
« Reply #4393 on: September 17, 2011, 10:12:27 PM »
Logged
"I make death fun!"
Quote from: NerdCubed
OH MY GOD IT'S JAWS!

Offline Gazea2

  • Ultra Heavyweight
  • Posts: 3670
  • Rep: 9
  • the one and only
    • View Profile
    • Awards
  • Skype: gazea2
Re: Jokes
« Reply #4394 on: September 18, 2011, 05:02:11 AM »


My tumblr is full of stuff like this.
Logged

Offline NFX

  • *
  • Posts: 14035
  • Rep: 11
  • SliSliSliSliSliSliSliSli(0)
    • AwesomeFish921
  • Awards BOTM Winner
    • View Profile
    • Awards
  • See profile for gamer tags: Yes
  • Skype: nfxtreme0992
Re: Jokes
« Reply #4395 on: September 18, 2011, 05:15:54 AM »
Quote from: Gazea2 on September 18, 2011, 05:02:11 AM
(Image removed from quote.)

My tumblr is full of stuff like this.

This is America, right? "SCREW STANDING UP." =D
Logged
Co-creator of The RA2 Randomiser


Offline Gazea2

  • Ultra Heavyweight
  • Posts: 3670
  • Rep: 9
  • the one and only
    • View Profile
    • Awards
  • Skype: gazea2
Re: Jokes
« Reply #4396 on: September 18, 2011, 05:28:19 AM »
Yeah, this pic is real and from America. :D
Logged

Offline powerrave

  • Giga Heavyweight
  • Posts: 5372
  • Rep: 2
    • View Profile
    • Awards
  • See profile for gamer tags: Yes
Re: Jokes
« Reply #4397 on: September 18, 2011, 08:03:11 AM »
Quote from: Gazea2 on September 18, 2011, 05:28:19 AM
Yeah, this pic is real and from America. :D
I am not surprised. =P
Logged
"Always be yourself, unless you're a loser"

Offline Incredirobotwars

  • Ultra Heavyweight
  • Posts: 2402
  • Rep: 1
  • Unimaginative reuse of original avatar FTW
    • http://www.facebook.com/#
    • View Profile
    • Awards
  • See profile for gamer tags: Yes
  • Skype: dwatts.irw
Re: Jokes
« Reply #4398 on: September 18, 2011, 08:07:22 AM »
Logged

Offline Gazea2

  • Ultra Heavyweight
  • Posts: 3670
  • Rep: 9
  • the one and only
    • View Profile
    • Awards
  • Skype: gazea2
Re: Jokes
« Reply #4399 on: September 18, 2011, 09:08:29 AM »
More from my tumblr:



Logged

Pages: 1 ... 213 214 215 216 217 218 219 [220] 221 222 223 224 225 226 227 ... 275   Go Up
« previous next »