Author Topic: Jokes (Read 211505 times)

SKBT · « **Reply #4360 on:** August 30, 2011, 04:46:28 PM »

LOL BOTZ

freeziez · « **Reply #4361 on:** August 30, 2011, 06:08:30 PM »

Quote from: GarvinTheGreat on August 30, 2011, 03:10:31 PM

Blame youtube

Blame your silly little whackjob brain.

Enigm@ · « **Reply #4362 on:** August 30, 2011, 06:10:39 PM »

Quote from: freeziez on August 30, 2011, 06:08:30 PM

Quote from: GarvinTheGreat on August 30, 2011, 03:10:31 PM
Blame youtube

Blame your silly little whackjob brain.

Really, you don't have to berate him every time he makes a post..

freeziez · « **Reply #4363 on:** August 30, 2011, 06:33:42 PM »

Quote from: Enigma on August 30, 2011, 06:10:39 PM

Quote from: freeziez on August 30, 2011, 06:08:30 PM
Quote from: GarvinTheGreat on August 30, 2011, 03:10:31 PM
Blame youtube

Blame your silly little whackjob brain.
Really, you don't have to berate him every time he makes a post..

Whoops, I didn't submit the rest of my post.

I was kidding Garvin, I had some joke about lemon pudding on hand.

NFX · « **Reply #4364 on:** August 30, 2011, 07:02:42 PM »

Quote from: SKBT on August 30, 2011, 04:46:28 PM

LOL BOTZ

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Nice find, Hydro. =D

Preytor_4 · « **Reply #4365 on:** August 30, 2011, 07:13:38 PM »

Quote from: NFX on August 30, 2011, 07:02:42 PM

Quote from: SKBT on August 30, 2011, 04:46:28 PM
LOL BOTZ

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Nice find, Hydro. =D

You mean SKBT.

SKBT · « **Reply #4366 on:** August 30, 2011, 07:39:34 PM »

Quote from: NFX on August 30, 2011, 07:02:42 PM

Quote from: SKBT on August 30, 2011, 04:46:28 PM
LOL BOTZ

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Nice find, Hydro. =D

Last time I checked I was SKBT but I guess I roll with that...

.....

Communism is awesome drink lennonade

Incredirobotwars · « **Reply #4367 on:** August 30, 2011, 07:59:20 PM »

Quote from: SKBT on August 30, 2011, 07:39:34 PM

Quote from: NFX on August 30, 2011, 07:02:42 PM
Quote from: SKBT on August 30, 2011, 04:46:28 PM
LOL BOTZ

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Nice find, Hydro. =D

Last time I checked I was SKBT but I guess I roll with that...

.....

Communism is awesome drink lennonade

*facepalms at everything*

ty4er · « **Reply #4368 on:** August 31, 2011, 11:38:40 AM »

Incredirobotwars · « **Reply #4369 on:** August 31, 2011, 11:54:19 AM »

SKBT · « **Reply #4370 on:** September 05, 2011, 08:54:01 PM »

Source: Jack Ganssle's "The Embedded Muse 207"

New SI units:

1. Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi
2. 2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton
3. 1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope
4. Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1 bananosecond
5. Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram
6. Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour = Knotfurlong
7. 16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone = 1 Rod Serling
8. Half of a large intestine = 1 semicolon
9. 1,000,000 aches = 1 megahurtz
10. Basic unit of laryngitis = 1 hoarsepower
11. Shortest distance between two jokes = A straight line
12. 453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake
13. 1 million-million microphones = 1 megaphone
14. 2 million bicycles = 2 megacycles
15. 365.25 days = 1 unicycle
16. 2000 mockingbirds = 2 kilomockingbirds
17. 52 cards = 1 decacards
18. 1 kilogram of falling figs = 1 FigNewton
19. 1000 milliliters of wet socks = 1 literhosen
20. 1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche
21. 1 trillion pins = 1 terrapin
22. 10 rations = 1 decoration
23. 100 rations = 1 C-ration
24. 2 monograms = 1 diagram
25. 4 nickels = 2 paradigms
26. 2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital = 1 IV League
27. 100 Senators = Not 1 decision

HurricaneAndrew · « **Reply #4371 on:** September 05, 2011, 09:46:43 PM »

Quote from: SKBT on September 05, 2011, 08:54:01 PM

100 Senators = Not 1 decision

Quoted for truth.

J · « **Reply #4372 on:** September 05, 2011, 10:09:11 PM »

Quote from: ty4er on August 31, 2011, 11:38:40 AM

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Rhydon can also learn surf

G.K. · « **Reply #4373 on:** September 06, 2011, 02:42:44 AM »

Great one skbt.

lloopp D lloopp · « **Reply #4374 on:** September 09, 2011, 11:33:07 AM »

Jonzu95 · « **Reply #4375 on:** September 12, 2011, 06:57:11 AM »

I did nothing... :P

Somebody · « **Reply #4376 on:** September 12, 2011, 02:46:56 PM »

NFX · « **Reply #4377 on:** September 12, 2011, 02:52:56 PM »

HELLO SMALL HUMAN.

I found that hilarious for some reason. XD

powerrave · « **Reply #4378 on:** September 12, 2011, 03:02:46 PM »

Lolwut. I think it just IS funny.

Avalanche · « **Reply #4379 on:** September 12, 2011, 03:46:01 PM »

Quote from: Noodle on August 25, 2011, 02:30:45 PM

Quote from: Avalanche on August 25, 2011, 02:13:12 PM
Quote from: NFX on August 23, 2011, 09:44:16 AM
I would bid to add to the list of good European cars TVR, Lotus, and possibly Audi.
Audi?Yeah right, good at first but then, its rubbish when a car speeds past the corner and smashes the back so hard its a write off!(That actually has happened to my family.Money not well spent!)

Maybe you'd be right if your statement wasn't retarded, half-baked nonsense.

Fyi that has happend to my family.You do not know my family.Turnabout is fair play so:Your statement is not even baked at all.