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Offline Incredirobotwars

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4320 on: August 23, 2011, 01:55:21 PM »
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4321 on: August 23, 2011, 02:04:03 PM »
Quote from: Noodle on August 23, 2011, 01:48:19 PM
Quote from: Hydro on August 23, 2011, 01:34:30 PM
Quote from: NFX on August 23, 2011, 01:15:26 PM
I've never heard of GAZ, I take it they were a communist car maker,

Damn right.

Yeah, and they were piles of slag. (Image removed from quote.)

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I kinda like the Volga Siber, it's basically a Russian Sebring.
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4322 on: August 23, 2011, 03:07:27 PM »
Quote from: Hydro on August 23, 2011, 02:04:03 PM
Quote from: Noodle on August 23, 2011, 01:48:19 PM
Quote from: Hydro on August 23, 2011, 01:34:30 PM
Quote from: NFX on August 23, 2011, 01:15:26 PM
I've never heard of GAZ, I take it they were a communist car maker,

Damn right.

Yeah, and they were piles of slag. (Image removed from quote.)

k

I kinda like the Volga Siber, it's basically a Russian Sebring.
(Image removed from quote.)

So it's a Chrysler Sebring with a Russian hat?  That's terrible.  The Sebring was shit enough to begin with.
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4323 on: August 23, 2011, 03:08:45 PM »
Quote from: Noodle on August 23, 2011, 03:07:27 PM
Quote from: Hydro on August 23, 2011, 02:04:03 PM
Quote from: Noodle on August 23, 2011, 01:48:19 PM
Quote from: Hydro on August 23, 2011, 01:34:30 PM
Quote from: NFX on August 23, 2011, 01:15:26 PM
I've never heard of GAZ, I take it they were a communist car maker,

Damn right.

Yeah, and they were piles of slag. (Image removed from quote.)

k

I kinda like the Volga Siber, it's basically a Russian Sebring.
(Image removed from quote.)

So it's a Chrysler Sebring with a Russian hat?  That's terrible.  The Sebring was sh** enough to begin with.
Finally, we're on the same page here. =)
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4324 on: August 23, 2011, 03:21:22 PM »
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4325 on: August 23, 2011, 09:51:04 PM »
go make a car thread. this is jokes.
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4326 on: August 23, 2011, 10:22:07 PM »
Hydro is trying to defend himself, that's pretty damn funny to me.
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4327 on: August 23, 2011, 10:44:15 PM »
Quote from: Sparkey98 on August 23, 2011, 10:22:07 PM
Hydro is trying to defend himself, that's pretty damn funny to me.

Not really, no. I'm just stating my opinions.
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4328 on: August 23, 2011, 10:58:28 PM »
GO MAKE A CAR THREAD, THIS IS JOKES
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4329 on: August 23, 2011, 11:05:00 PM »
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4330 on: August 24, 2011, 10:30:17 AM »
20 Toy fails...
http://www.smosh.com/smosh-pit/photos/20-hilarious-toy-fails
Dunno are they hilarious but posted them for the lulz.
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4331 on: August 24, 2011, 11:42:57 AM »
@mew keychain (Jonzu's link)
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just ... why?
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4332 on: August 24, 2011, 05:58:29 PM »
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4333 on: August 24, 2011, 07:27:46 PM »
Nintendo after SSBM was released.

That is all.
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4334 on: August 24, 2011, 07:39:10 PM »
Quote from: TheRoyalBadger on August 24, 2011, 07:27:46 PM
Nintendo after SSBM was released.

That is all.
Because SSBB, Super Mario Galaxy 1 and 2, Super Mario Sunshine, Kirby's Epic Yarn, Twilight Princess, Metroid Prime, and the 3DS are obviously terrible and are made by a joke company.
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4335 on: August 25, 2011, 01:16:54 AM »
Quote from: Mr. AwesumSauce on August 24, 2011, 07:39:10 PM
Quote from: TheRoyalBadger on August 24, 2011, 07:27:46 PM
Nintendo after SSBM was released.

That is all.
Because SSBB, Super Mario Galaxy 1 and 2, Super Mario Sunshine, Kirby's Epic Yarn, Twilight Princess, Metroid Prime, and the 3DS are obviously terrible and are made by a joke company.
According to TRB, yep

I love my 3DS, purely because:

1) Suzume helped me buy it
2) Suzume bought me some DS games for it
3) I lost my DSi on torture holiday but still have all these DS games to play
4) BlazBlue CS2's coming to it
5) TotA 3D's coming to it
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7) I can watch Oscar's Oasis on it, which is entertainment in the evenings
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4336 on: August 25, 2011, 06:13:36 AM »
Quote from: Scourge of teh Galaxy on August 25, 2011, 01:16:54 AM
Quote from: Mr. AwesumSauce on August 24, 2011, 07:39:10 PM
Quote from: TheRoyalBadger on August 24, 2011, 07:27:46 PM
Nintendo after SSBM was released.

That is all.
Because SSBB, Super Mario Galaxy 1 and 2, Super Mario Sunshine, Kirby's Epic Yarn, Twilight Princess, Metroid Prime, and the 3DS are obviously terrible and are made by a joke company.
According to TRB, yep

I love my 3DS, purely because:

1) Suzume helped me buy it
2) Suzume bought me some DS games for it
3) I lost my DSi on torture holiday but still have all these DS games to play
4) BlazBlue CS2's coming to it
5) TotA 3D's coming to it
6) it can surf the Internet
7) I can watch Oscar's Oasis on it, which is entertainment in the evenings
Therefore, Nintendo still has awesomeness. [/conclusion]
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4337 on: August 25, 2011, 10:44:42 AM »
Don't forget that I also helped you a bit to get your 3DS.

But to be honest... The 3DS is a joke. The 3D is fun for a bit but further, it's just a DS with some better hardware, sh**tier camera then the DSi has and worst of all, the region lock from the 3DS.
I'll be waiting for the PS Vita now. More promising IMO, and I never even had a PSP before. Used one from someone else once and was okay with it, but wasn't good enough for me to want to buy it back then (is quite some years ago btw).
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4338 on: August 25, 2011, 11:42:29 AM »
Nintendo could have saved themselves by making a PROPER 2D Metroid, but no, we got Other M, the most disappointing game on Wii.

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4339 on: August 25, 2011, 12:11:47 PM »
Quote from: madman3 on August 25, 2011, 11:42:29 AM
Nintendo could have saved themselves by making a PROPER 2D Metroid, but no, we got Other M, the most disappointing game on Wii.



other M was a great concept... I loved it and so did a lot of people.
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