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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4240 on: August 17, 2011, 12:01:47 PM »
Well thought out, and it only comes together with his last post. Hi-larious.

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4241 on: August 17, 2011, 12:03:27 PM »
Hahahaha
My above post explains everything about everything.

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4242 on: August 17, 2011, 02:40:22 PM »


My above post explains everything about everything.

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4243 on: August 20, 2011, 07:45:17 PM »


Based off this picture:
How you make Alarm Clock Pizza is:
Step 1: You buy an alarm clock from the store, and then you have to break it and put it in the sauce.
Step 2: Fold the sauce in 5 slices and put it in the dough.
Step 3: Paint the eggs with a pitcher of a clock showing what time you want to wake up and eat pizza for breakfast.
Step 4: Put the eggs in the dough.
Step 5: Make it flat into a round shape and draw the time you want on it.
Step 6: Put some old steel to prevent other peple from stealing it.
Step 7: Make it flat and cut into 60 slices 1 for each minute in 1 our.
Step 8: Put in the oven set the timer to 30048813.2884 seconds and put the temperature on 'Volcano' setting.
Step 9: If you think it is take to long, then get yor alarm clock and set it to now so that it will ring and you can take it out.
Step 10: Take it out uv the uvin wen it is redy and go to bed. In the morning eat pizza and also eat yor hands bi mistake.

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4244 on: August 20, 2011, 07:48:50 PM »
It's funnier as spiderman.

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4245 on: August 20, 2011, 07:55:39 PM »
Okay then, here is R0B0SH4RK:
 
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4246 on: August 20, 2011, 07:58:47 PM »
What did the original image look like?
I built that big robot on that TV show that time


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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4247 on: August 20, 2011, 07:59:15 PM »
What did the original image look like?
I think that is the original image.
How you make Alarm Clock Pizza is:
Step 1: You buy an alarm clock from the store, and then you have to break it and put it in the sauce.
Step 2: Fold the sauce in 5 slices and put it in the dough.
Step 3: Paint the eggs with a pitcher of a clock showing what time you want to wake up and eat pizza for breakfast.
Step 4: Put the eggs in the dough.
Step 5: Make it flat into a round shape and draw the time you want on it.
Step 6: Put some old steel to prevent other peple from stealing it.
Step 7: Make it flat and cut into 60 slices 1 for each minute in 1 our.
Step 8: Put in the oven set the timer to 30048813.2884 seconds and put the temperature on 'Volcano' setting.
Step 9: If you think it is take to long, then get yor alarm clock and set it to now so that it will ring and you can take it out.
Step 10: Take it out uv the uvin wen it is redy and go to bed. In the morning eat pizza and also eat yor hands bi mistake.

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4248 on: August 20, 2011, 08:00:04 PM »
I think he added the Robo-smiley-esque face
I built that big robot on that TV show that time


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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4249 on: August 20, 2011, 08:00:58 PM »
I think he added the Robo-smiley-esque face
I did, the original pic looked like this:
 
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4250 on: August 21, 2011, 09:14:17 PM »









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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4251 on: August 21, 2011, 09:28:04 PM »



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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4252 on: August 21, 2011, 11:35:20 PM »
Hi.

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4253 on: August 22, 2011, 03:22:16 AM »
Okay then, here is R0B0SH4RK:
 
(Image removed from quote.)
I cant believe no one noticed the squiggly fins.
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4254 on: August 22, 2011, 03:32:15 AM »
(Image removed from quote.)
...the kid's a geek, right?

Please tell me the kid's a geek

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4255 on: August 22, 2011, 03:58:59 AM »

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4256 on: August 22, 2011, 06:49:17 AM »

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4257 on: August 22, 2011, 08:56:47 AM »
Okay then, here is R0B0SH4RK:
 
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I cant believe no one noticed the squiggly fins.

Wow I didn't. I like them though :D
I built that big robot on that TV show that time


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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4258 on: August 22, 2011, 12:07:35 PM »

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4259 on: August 22, 2011, 12:09:00 PM »
Silly Green men, you're supposed to be from Philly.