Author Topic: Jokes (Read 230479 times)

Naryar · « **Reply #820 on:** May 18, 2009, 03:01:01 PM »

The buidling not found is great, and bash.org is awesome.

Anyways...

Naryar · « **Reply #821 on:** May 22, 2009, 02:29:29 AM »

Face is priceless.

Madiaba · « **Reply #822 on:** May 22, 2009, 06:52:54 AM »

^
No ADD/ADHD there.
Synapses are working fine...

BTW: Isn't amazing how people with ADD/ADHD have trouble paying attention to mudane math, biology or physics,... but at the same time can consistently watch and function in every little nuance in a video game...
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Hydro · « **Reply #823 on:** May 22, 2009, 10:06:29 AM »

yeah, that's the way i am.

System32 · « **Reply #824 on:** May 22, 2009, 10:45:47 AM »

Oddly enough, they concentrate better when the figit...

Hydro · « **Reply #825 on:** May 22, 2009, 10:47:03 AM »

this is true...

Naryar · « **Reply #826 on:** May 22, 2009, 11:26:14 AM »

Jap women anti-rape device :

Urjak · « **Reply #827 on:** May 22, 2009, 11:27:43 AM »

Well..... it will work. :)

somestrangeguy · « **Reply #828 on:** May 22, 2009, 02:16:16 PM »

Natef · « **Reply #829 on:** May 22, 2009, 03:21:26 PM »

http://www.marketinghipster.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/iphone-funny.gif
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://media.bigoo.ws/content/66/267366/Funny-Cartoon-Posters.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.bigoo.ws/Images/funny-gif/Funny-Cartoon-Posters-267366.htm&usg=__PS_mXY1PTarObhegUJ3TqozD4So=&h=461&w=343&sz=17&hl=en&start=198&um=1&tbnid=6lM38SEL6KAVCM:&tbnh=128&tbnw=95&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dfunny%2Bpictures%26ndsp%3D20%26hl%3Den%26client%3Dsafari%26rls%3Den-us%26sa%3DN%26start%3D180%26um%3D1

Somebody · « **Reply #830 on:** May 23, 2009, 06:38:36 AM »

So there is a cruise ship.
This cruise is a very prestigious cruise line, and pride themselves on having many amenities for the guests
Including shows, one of which, is a magician.
This magician is very good, drawing many oohs and aahs and :shock:s from the audience
That is why the captain loves his show so much
The captain likes to think of himself like a pirate, so he has a parrot, and it can talk.
The Magician hates when the captain comes to the shows, because he brings the parrot.
The parrot yells out the trick in every magic trick, ruining the show and making the magician madder and madder.
One show, he finally loses it.
He pulls out a gun, and shoots at the parrot.
The shot goes wide and hits a propane tank, which promptly explodes.
The whole ship is blown up, and the only two things left alive are the parrot and the magician.
They are both floating on a board, when the parrot turns and looks all around.
The parrot then looks back to the magician and says "Alright, I give up. Where's the damn ship?"

SpyGuy · « **Reply #831 on:** May 25, 2009, 02:04:20 AM »

Gentlemen, I present to you the epitome of epic failure! (And for once, it's not Hydro.)

http://www.gixxer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=226570

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NOS_(drink)

"Public Confusion of Energy Drink with Non-consumable NOS Vehicle Products

In May of 2009, a New Hampshire motorcyclist mistook the blue and orange energy drink bottle for the NOS Complete Fuel System cleaner, intended only for automotive use. He mistakenly introduced 44 ounces of the energy drink into his fuel system and caused subsequent major damage to his motor and fuel injection system. [1]"

I actually had to stop after 24 pages because I had literally laughed myself out of breath ............

RedSawn · « **Reply #832 on:** May 25, 2009, 06:15:21 AM »

Hahah.

somestrangeguy · « **Reply #833 on:** May 25, 2009, 06:51:10 AM »

Oh my god, I think this guy takes the win for n00b of the century.
*insert unstoppable rofling here*

Naryar · « **Reply #834 on:** May 26, 2009, 08:50:36 AM »

ASCII art : epic win

roboman2444 · « **Reply #835 on:** May 26, 2009, 02:06:19 PM »

lol what program do you use

somestrangeguy · « **Reply #836 on:** May 26, 2009, 05:10:28 PM »

Thats mIRC, a chat program.
Or like some say: A muliplayer Notepad.

roboman2444 · « **Reply #837 on:** May 26, 2009, 08:05:35 PM »

no for the img to ansi conversion.

SpyGuy · « **Reply #838 on:** May 26, 2009, 08:25:23 PM »

Quote from: somestrangeguy;40471

Oh my god, I think this guy takes the win for n00b of the century.
*insert unstoppable rofling here*

Last time I checked, the site was at 111 pages and still rockin' . They were having the server shutting down multiple times because of all the hits on it - one of the last posts I read was something like over 5000+ hits in the past couple of hours. Guys, even if you only read the first five pages, go check it out.

somestrangeguy · « **Reply #839 on:** May 27, 2009, 06:55:47 AM »

Ow wow, that guy must really hate himself right now or atleast everyone else on the forums.
The only good thing he could do to fix that bike of his is to thow it in the scrapyard and buy a new one.

The first line of my sig applies pretty well to his situation.